Things never to tell your gf..

[SlimmerMe]

you want slim to sign the contract for ya too? otherwise it's $850 for the unlocked (no contract) one

LOL! looks like that doesn't it?

Yall got a lot to learn but the good thing is your young and she has plenty of time to teach you.Give a woman wat she wants or in the end.YOU will be the one wanting.They NEVER forget!!

SMART MAN SongDog is....

[lovbyts]

Never tell her your gonna buy her anything, just buy it and surprise her.
Otherwise it ends up being a nag until you do.

I told my gf I was gonna buy her a iPhone 4S and now I have too shit

Why are you guys buying your GIRLFRIEND things like an iPhone? It's not Christmas or her Birthday then why are you buying her anything besides the occasional flowers, chocolates and/or perfume?

What is she buying you? Is she working? Living with you? Paying 1/2 the rent? 1/2 utilities? Sorry but to many guys let the girls have a free ride and it only spoils them so they become lazy and dependent on you.

If your married it's a little different but she still needs to be doing her part and pulling her weight one way or another. Just my .02

What you never tell your GF is how many other girls you have slept with in the past. Never tell them you are still friends with any of them. Never tell them when you have EXTRA cash. Never tell them when you are planning on buying something (toy, car parts, gear) for yourself. Never tell them you think some other girl is cute or hot. LOL

siri cant understand my wife's accent. it was a waste for her

Hahaha I was wondering about that. Mine is Fillipino and I know my Droid speak to type cant understand her. Hell, I cant 1/2 the time. LOL

[The Bear 79]

siri cant understand my wife's accent. it was a waste for her

I was wondering bout that. My wife is from Brazil & she's been havin a hard time with Siri. U would think a multi billion dollar corp. would hav had that base covered. Wonder if u can change Siri to Russian or Spanish........

[JohnnyVegas]

^^^^^ My friend's wife is from Ecuador and Siri cannot understand her accent.

[gixxerboy1]

Siri is a racist bitch

[rippedfromabove]

Why are you guys buying your GIRLFRIEND things like an iPhone? It's not Christmas or her Birthday then why are you buying her anything besides the occasional flowers, chocolates and/or perfume?

What is she buying you? Is she working? Living with you? Paying 1/2 the rent? 1/2 utilities? Sorry but to many guys let the girls have a free ride and it only spoils them so they become lazy and dependent on you.

If your married it's a little different but she still needs to be doing her part and pulling her weight one way or another. Just my .02

What you never tell your GF is how many other girls you have slept with in the past. Never tell them you are still friends with any of them. Never tell them when you have EXTRA cash. Never tell them when you are planning on buying something (toy, car parts, gear) for yourself. Never tell them you think some other girl is cute or hot. LOL

Hahaha I was wondering about that. Mine is Fillipino and I know my Droid speak to type cant understand her. Hell, I cant 1/2 the time. LOL

Contrary to your username, you sound cold lol.. i mean if shes worth it, why not?

[gixxerboy1]

Contrary to your username, you sound cold lol.. i mean if shes worth it, why not?

i bought mine a ton of stuff while we dated. Never paid any of her bills. I offered once because i knew she was tight on $$ one month and she wouldnt take it. As soon as the ring went on the finger all the bills got passed to me.

[gixxerboy1]

In brooklyn the was a diner called the vegas diner. We would go there at like 3 am all the time.
So one night driving home i was like you want to go to Vegas. She got all excited and thought i meant to las vegas. We went the next month

[Razor]

Why are you guys buying your GIRLFRIEND things like an iPhone? It's not Christmas or her Birthday then why are you buying her anything besides the occasional flowers, chocolates and/or perfume?

What is she buying you? Is she working? Living with you? Paying 1/2 the rent? 1/2 utilities? Sorry but to many guys let the girls have a free ride and it only spoils them so they become lazy and dependent on you.

If your married it's a little different but she still needs to be doing her part and pulling her weight one way or another. Just my .02

What you never tell your GF is how many other girls you have slept with in the past. Never tell them you are still friends with any of them. Never tell them when you have EXTRA cash. Never tell them when you are planning on buying something (toy, car parts, gear) for yourself. Never tell them you think some other girl is cute or hot. LOL



Hahaha I was wondering about that. Mine is Fillipino and I know my Droid speak to type cant understand her. Hell, I cant 1/2 the time. LOL

I was supposed to buy it for her for Christmas sbut he didnt have an upgrade till Jan 1. Hence why Im pissed still pissed I have to do this!!
But thanks for that cause I needed to hear all that anyways. Im not buying her shit anymore unless birthday or Christmas.

[lovbyts]

Contrary to your username, you sound cold lol.. i mean if shes worth it, why not?

Ahhh the refreshing words of innocence and naive. LOL

[The Bear 79]

In brooklyn the was a diner called the vegas diner. We would go there at like 3 am all the time.
So one night driving home i was like you want to go to Vegas. She got all excited and thought i meant to las vegas. We went the next month

A $30 meal @ a diner turned in2 a 5 or $6k trip cross country..................they've got us wrapped round their little finger gents................

[Gsxr84]

learned not to ever mentioned ive been on aas before and to never mention that she looks sicker today ( because she got no make up on )

[Hazard]

Contrary to your username, you sound cold lol.. i mean if shes worth it, why not?

Ahhh the refreshing words of innocence and naive. LOL

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

[gixxerboy1]

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

i agree with the bold.
Add a 3rd and 4th time for me on the car

[bikeral]

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

Haz I love this list.
I would add she will fvck up anything in the house and you will have to fix it and pay for it.

[Hazard]

Haz I love this list.
I would add she will fvck up anything in the house and you will have to fix it and pay for it.

I was the one that fvcked shit up in the house LMFAO..... i'd break somethin and be like "fvck.... why'd I get that mad.... now I gotta fix it"

~Haz~

[rippedfromabove]

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

Wow i guess i do got alot to learn haha you guys sound like you got runover back and forth by your women

[havehotasianwife]

"I'm thinking about using steroids....."

~Haz~

when i brought it up to my wife,, i found it easier to leave her computer open to a medical site about hrt/trt that way i didnt have to mention the word steroid or anabolic lol, just had to point out that if wanted me to remain "young" then "medically" it was ok for me to talk to someone about testosterone :-p worked great lol. plus she comes from philippines and its less of a stigma there anyway so when i decide to cycle again im good to go

[havehotasianwife]

I was supposed to buy it for her for Christmas sbut he didnt have an upgrade till Jan 1. Hence why Im pissed still pissed I have to do this!!
But thanks for that cause I needed to hear all that anyways. Im not buying her shit anymore unless birthday or Christmas.

@lovbyts

My wife is filipino too! she has an android phone and voice recognition hates her lol.

[chi]

never tell her about the new girl at work and that she isn't ugly lol

[JohnnyVegas]

Why are you guys buying your GIRLFRIEND things like an iPhone? It's not Christmas or her Birthday then why are you buying her anything besides the occasional flowers, chocolates and/or perfume?

What is she buying you? Is she working? Living with you? Paying 1/2 the rent? 1/2 utilities? Sorry but to many guys let the girls have a free ride and it only spoils them so they become lazy and dependent on you.

If your married it's a little different but she still needs to be doing her part and pulling her weight one way or another. Just my .02

What you never tell your GF is how many other girls you have slept with in the past. Never tell them you are still friends with any of them. Never tell them when you have EXTRA cash. Never tell them when you are planning on buying something (toy, car parts, gear) for yourself. Never tell them you think some other girl is cute or hot. LOL

Ha! You sound grumpy. But, I agree that relationships need to be a joining of equals. Otherwise, incompatibility rears its head. I don't mind being generous to a girlfriend, but the relationship needs to be headed toward marriage for me to carry more than my own weight more than temporarily. Not that carrying more than my own weight is something I object too, but I want to be with someone smart, educated, self-reliant and willful which means a good mate is someone I don't need to "take care of" barring an unforeseen problem like illness. I have found a girl like that and married her. My plan is working. I do nice things, they are appreciated and reciprocated.

I never discuss previous sex partners with my wife. Don't want to tell her about mine, and don't want to hear about hers. Totally agree on that. Both of us will comment on someone being attractive - male or female - with no problems. She knows I look, but would never touch and she feels safe.

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

I have found that the second marriage goes better than the first. Heh. I worked hard to find someone compatible (rather than just attractive) the second time around and suffer from hardly any of the things above. Hardly any. A few. Why are they unreasonable about some things???

[Razor]

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.
- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

Shiit after reading that fck getting married.

[JohnnyVegas]

Shiit after reading that fck getting married.

It isn't the marriage that makes them that way. A relationship is a relationship. The piece of paper doesn't turn them into raving lunatics.

[Razor]

I am going to have to tread lightly, I think I might be in the doghouse.....
She text me today and say's we need to put some exitment in this relationship!
Im thinking fcking A we been together a month and the first two weeks was the holidays
And the last two weeks have been shitty cause she had to put two of her dogs down.
You know lots of crying and shit

[havehotasianwife]

Nothing worse than putting a dog down. Be patient, I still think about my german shepard everyday.

[JohnnyVegas]

Sounds like you need to go places and do things? No ordering in, laying on the couch and watching movies...that isn't "excitement". Bungie jumping? Bull riding? Motorcycle trip up the coast? Hell, I don't think I know what "excitement" is any more. If my wife said that I would respond with, "I hope you don't mean dancing, because we discussed how I don't do that when we got together." Heh.

[Razor]

Sounds like you need to go places and do things? No ordering in, laying on the couch and watching movies...that isn't "excitement". Bungie jumping? Bull riding? Motorcycle trip up the coast? Hell, I don't think I know what "excitement" is any more. If my wife said that I would respond with, "I hope you don't mean dancing, because we discussed how I don't do that when we got together." Heh.

Word, I will start doing this, thats my my brothers said to me today. Thanks for the re enfor***ent and encouragement. I dont want to loose this girl

[SexySweetheart]

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[Hazard]

It isn't the marriage that makes them that way. A relationship is a relationship. The piece of paper doesn't turn them into raving lunatics.

Thats what I thought before I got married..... once the ring went on it was all over. I shit you not..... I was with my wife since I was 14 man. We had a break in between but remained best friends. Everything was great when we got back together...... it literally was perfect. We got married..... and 6 months later shit went down hill. How the hell could I have been more sure then spending a total of 7 years with her in a relationship and lived with ehr for 2 of those years......

just sayin.....

~Haz~

[doxmaster]

Shiit after reading that fck getting married.

The best advice I was ever told was don't have girlfirends and NEVER get married if you feel an emptyness thats what hookers are for. In the end it will save thousands of headaches.

[Hazard]

The best advice I was ever told was don't have girlfirends and NEVER get married if you feel an emptyness thats what hookers are for. In the end it will save thousands of headaches.

^^^^ and dollars..... hahaha

~Haz~

[doxmaster]

meh 200 dollars every month or two I'm sure is cheaper than what most people spend between dates presents and trips just with there girlfriends I can't imagine nor would I want to imagine what the cost is after getting married.

[BigBadWolf]

It isn't the marriage that makes them that way. A relationship is a relationship. The piece of paper doesn't turn them into raving lunatics.

No their mamas do that!!

[BigBadWolf]

I am going to have to tread lightly, I think I might be in the doghouse.....
She text me today and say's we need to put some exitment in this relationship!
Im thinking fcking A we been together a month and the first two weeks was the holidays
And the last two weeks have been shitty cause she had to put two of her dogs down.
You know lots of crying and shit

That's terrible you want to buy her a puppy?

[xelnaga]

That your previous 2 girlfriends are no longer alive.

[Hazard]

That your previous 2 girlfriends are no longer alive.

LMFAO!

~Haz~

[solid-d]

The IPhone 4s is the worlds best govenment spy.... They know EVERYTHING about you

[gixxerboy1]

That your previous 2 girlfriends are no longer alive.

That Scott Peterson is your idol

[BigBadWolf]

The IPhone 4s is the worlds best govenment spy.... They know EVERYTHING about you

How about the 3GS? Lol

[BrownGirl]

LMFAO! He's got much to learn..... or experince for that matter.

Here's what I learned form my marriage......

- She's going to want more..... you give an inch and she takes a mile.
- She's going to be unreasonable about things..... don't even try to figure it out - you lose anyway.
- She's allowed to make mistakes..... don't hold her accountable. You on the other hand are accountable..... especially when it comes to paying bills.
- She will inevitably fvck up her car one way or the other and you'll hafta pay for it.- She'll inevitably fvck the car up again not too long after..... and you'll hafta pay for it again.
- She reserves the right to spend any extra money thats left over from the bills getting paid. The change she leaves you is acceptible to take for your morning coffee so you can get to work and stay at work without being exhausted.
- AAS is the almighty sin and god shall strike thee down for using it..... or she'll just make your life miserable. I'd rather god strike me down.....
- She WILL use the last of the toilet paper and forget to tell you.....

I could keep going but you get the point..... I actually feel a little better now

~Haz~

LMAO!!!! The car thing is true! We're just not great drivers...But we really aren't as bad as you guys make it seem...geez! lol