That was awesomeOriginally Posted by bubsy
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That was awesome
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Went to my first gay bar on christmas of all times lol. Went to an after christmas party with my buddy and his lesbian roommate. Having never met any of the people of said party I figure its gonna be a new experience. I don't really plan much when I go out and party really, its usually where ever I end up for the night and then make it awesome. Met a bunch of cool people at the house party an didn't figure anyone was gay until all of the chicks started making out with each other. You know when you first see it at a party you think oh yeah this is pretty bad ass.
Then there is that moment of clarity that goes through your head when you realize they have been making out way too long to just get the guys attention. Oh look over there 4 other chicks making out with each other as well. After a few drinks and literally only being there for maybe 20mins everyone says lets go to this bar. I role with it and apparently where we end up at a is to be my first gay bar. Drag night I guess of all times to go, never been prior so I'm not sure if that shit is like a regular thing or not?
Side note: I always thought that drag queens were supposed to look like chicks? These dudes were just horrible by the way!
Im out smoking a cig in front of the club and a dude/lesbian chick role out ask me and my buddy who was gay or straight. The lesbian chick hears I'm straight and goes right for my junk really got in there with a nice cup action. Her and the gay dude start fighting over who would **** me better. I laugh at the gay pudgy dude and told him sorry bro I don't role that way and told him there is no way he would make a respectable women. The bouncer outside overhears and must have been the funniest shit he heard all night because he just lost it over by the door.
Ended up hooking up with my first lesbian at my first gay bar.
It was a weird atmosphere though and if I had not hooked up with the lesbian that night would of said not worth going back. Still wouldn't ever plan on going back but if another unplanned random night brought me there id be ok with my next at bat with the lesbian variety...
Last edited by Bryan2; 02-01-2012 at 02:29 AM.
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I use to take my buddies (straight) to the gay bar all the time. They loved it. They would always end up leaving with a chick.
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lol i heard a good one a few days ago:
For all the girls that say all men are the same.......who told u to try them all??
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you can meet girls anyplace. You just have to man up and go after one you see. You mentioned the food store. Sure they might be out looking to start a conversation. That doesnt mean they wont talk to you if you start.
This was years ago. But i was at the Macy's and there was a cute girl working i saw walking by. She was in the bedroom section. So i found a comforter i liked and asked her for help finding sheets to match. Started talking and joking with her and she asked me how i was going to thank her for her help. We dated for a couple months after that. You just got to man up
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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Gym:
Stick to your dreams....
There are some very nice girls out there
Many who are also looking for the same things you are. Perhaps switch things up a bit by taking a different route and you might find her right around the corner.
Good luck to you~
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.Author Unknown
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Just buy a penis pump for gawds sake and get it over..
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LMFAO ... you got shears in the company or something mate ? ..lol
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The ones on dating websites with no pictures lol.
Naw, just out and about. Where do you wish a girl would talk to you? Do that.
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Gotta let us know how that thing works... for $400 it better give 1 hell of a bj
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Gym you know how the Universe work's bro. It is a wonderful device that gives you what you want. It is alway's listening to your thought's and what you want. So If you want a girl then LISTEN to the feedback.
You seem stuck doing the same thing. So you will alway's get the same. If you want something different then do something different. It sounds simple and it is. BTW girls don't bite so just talk to them and show them you care about them. Everyone want's somebody to care about them.
Now go out there and get um.
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HAHAHA but Sholv and DSM are not invited!!!!
Its math, how many blow jobs and how much money, on many women, or woman would it take to be worth $400? After that its free right?
This way you bought it for yourself and will give you way less headache. And move on to better things like working out.
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Lol...they wouldn´t know what to do with it.
In absence of instructions, they might try to stick it up their ass.
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Please tell me you didnt just say that...............if you live close by i would come and kick ur butt.
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While I don't think I'd ever stick my penis in an artificial blow job machine..... I can see where you're comming from LMAO!
~Haz~
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Mines in one everrnight and im doing great
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I know
"Even sexier than Siggy"
I wouldnt try meeting one @ a spelling bee... (were vs where)
just busting your balls man... no where to meet a good girl. Just like theres no garaunteed good place for a woman to meet nice guys. So many people out there are trying to find someone that they go out of their usual playgrounds so everything just spills over. I wouldnt even know what to consider "nice" anymore.
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what's wrong with tattts?
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On a chick ? Everthing ...
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there is plenty of good girls with a tat.
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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Narh not my cup of tea brother
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A tramp stamp can be kind of sexy. And if you notice a chick has one, you know she puts out with little effort.
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Yeah not for me mate... major turn off...
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You can meet someone pretty much anywhere, i met my girlfriend at my other job we been togheter for 7 years now going great.
Meeting the right persone can happen anywhere, finding someone is not that hard, its keeping the flame alive that is.
I guess i must have been lucky because after 7 years i still get butterflies in the stomach when i look at my gf.
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I agree, people dont have to out their way trying to find a good girl, when the time comes it comes. Like my sister she met her fiancé at work, wedding is this summer they make a good couple and couldnt be happier for both.
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Do you RAZR take this dick sucking machine to be your lawfully wedded wife...
Though the good .. the bad as long as your dick is hard....
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I do!!
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Lmfao !!!!
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lolz u think u could keep it hard in a pump be a mission might get a little c*ck shy!
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aa meetings
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Same thing as a bar...lol
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lol! free cookies at aa meetings though!
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library or grocery store are great places to meet women
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library chicks are freaky! do you remember that movie Tom Cats
http://www.zimbio.com/watch/s2bbKdbk...nnon+Elizabeth
The sadist Librarian!
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go to sexual addict meeting and get the one that just joined......she will break. So there you go you can thank me later.
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Met my wife at church.
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Step #1 make yourself as attractive as possible
Step #2 talk to women
It sounds simple but most guys have a PL belly with an aeropostale shirt and just got out of bed hair. Then they stare at women hoping for "the sign" which inevitably never comes because women don't want a ***** whos waiting for them to do something that says "take me", they want a man with some balls
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Hair gel
Tan 3-5x a week high pressure (Bronzer lotion)
Armani shirt
diesel shoes
guess jeans
lots of juice
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1993 called and want their pants back!! JK
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