shooting cum

[glacierlakes]

nope. elaborate?

[Shol'va]

[Misery13]

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what's a little **** between friends.

[cherrydrpepper]

I thought only i was allowed to make threads like this

[SexySweetheart]

lol... love this thread!

great advice here! ...dont fret too much about load size and distance ~ altho it can be seriously hott, its not a deal braker for any chix that I know of.

ummm side note: have you checked out celery? supposed to naturaly increase loads sum and nutralizes most of the acidity taste (esp when eating lotts a meat/protein , can get yuk tasting for us gals)

[calgarian]

lol... love this thread!

great advice here! ...dont fret too much about load size and distance ~ altho it can be seriously hott, its not a deal braker for any chix that I know of.

ummm side note: have you checked out celery? supposed to naturaly increase loads sum and nutralizes most of the acidity taste (esp when eating lotts a meat/protein , can get yuk tasting for us gals)

I know what u talking abt I got asked,,,,,what did you eat right after you know what

[SexySweetheart]

I know what u talking abt I got asked,,,,,what did you eat right after you know what

^ lol
your wife have sim issues with you? lol Attachment 120363


I get grossed out by people that dont have great oral hygene and I take care of my teeth/mouth, so I always have water and whitening sugar free gum by the bed... have a habbit of popping in a piece after the dirty deed and drinking some water

[Hazard]

I know what u talking abt I got asked,,,,, how it tasted and it was horrible!

^^^^ Fixed

~Haz~

[Vettester]

Anyone who is on HRT needs to look at HCG. The LH analog makes a HUGE difference to testicles that are suppressed of LH & FSH from the HPTA. Before HCG, it was one, maybe two little bursts; possibly a teaspoon's worth. Added HCG two years ago to my regiment, and now the contractions hit 6,7 or 8 times, sometimes going 5 feet out or better. It used to be a quick cleanup, now it's just a mess.

[Razor]

Anyone who is on HRT needs to look at HCG. The LH analog makes a HUGE difference to testicles that are suppressed of LH & FSH from the HPTA. Before HCG, it was one, maybe two little bursts; possibly a teaspoon's worth. Added HCG two years ago to my regiment, and now the contractions hit 6,7 or 8 times, sometimes going 5 feet out or better. It used to be a quick cleanup, now it's just a mess.

You need to do what I do..Its called a happy sock. No mess.

[Honkey_Kong]

You need to do what I do..Its called a happy sock. No mess.

The same sock you wrote "slfmade" on?

[Razor]

The same sock you wrote "slfmade" on?

Yes that one works really well!!

[Hazard]

I think i'm gunna throw up.....

~Haz~

[tcw]

Waite a minute...i can't see my screen. (hold on...Let me get my squeegee...Ok that's better)

WTF ? ? ?

LOL...what a post.

Ok...lets see. At 25 yrs of age...i was in college...bangin everything that moved. I don't remember how far i shot...but it was a pretty long stream (now that you mention it). But many yrs later...its quite a bit shorter (the stream...not my Johnson).

Its based on the strength of the prostate (at least that's what my Dr. Told me....believe it or not i had a similar conversation with him). AS you get older...the prostate weakens...and your ability to HURL a Quart of Jizz...accross the room....(and all over your room-mates arm....while he's sleeping) deminishes.

Alas...one of the travails of growing older (sigh).

However, Anti's will DEFINATELY affect your sex drive and of course your ability to produce sperm. If you drop the dope...see if your load amps up.

I notice that i SPOUT off more...if i haven't cum for a few days (but that's rare....got a horny GF...thank God).

Otherwise, my computer screen would have a Milky hue like your's!

I used to be able to squirt cum across the room. Seriously, if shooting cum was an Olympic sport, I would take home the Gold each time. I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, not even kegel exercises; it's just how it was. My dick is pretty average but the grand finale has always set me apart from the competition. In fact, I would always talk it up (the finale) and have received many a hand/blow job as a result. Curiosity killed the cat, and all that. But now it just dribbles out and the sensation is not there like it used to be.

A little background:

A couple of years ago (at 25) I experienced a pretty significant loss in my life and started taking an antidepressant (Effexor) to elevate my mood and decrease anxiety. (And it wasn't very effective at doing either, so after 12 months of daily use I am now tapering off--talk about pure hell...brain zaps.) For years I would run on the treadmill or go crazy on the elliptical for 45 - 60 minutes at a time, seven days a week, but have become very irregular with it because I was constantly exhausted, which was/is probably related to depression. Same goes for lifting. And sex. I went from jerking off 2-3x a night (more if I couldn't sleep) and having sex several times a week down to practically a handful of times a year (of each). Sad.

So, what do you think is the culprit? The lack of daily cardio, the antidepressant, or the "use or lose" concept from abstaining from masturbation and sex?

I want my..."talent"... back.

Peace!

[Shol'va]

[QUOTE=tcw;5902306]Waite a minute...i can't see my screen. (hold on...Let me get my squeegee...Ok that's better)

WTF ? ? ?

LOL...what a post.

Ok...lets see. At 25 yrs of age...i was in college...bangin everything that moved. I don't remember how far i shot...but it was a pretty long stream (now that you mention it). But many yrs later...its quite a bit shorter (the stream...not my Johnson).

Its based on the strength of the prostate (at least that's what my Dr. Told me....believe it or not i had a similar conversation with him). AS you get older...the prostate weakens...and your ability to HURL a Quart of Jizz...accross the room....(and all over your room-mates arm....while he's sleeping) deminishes.

This is an extremely under reported phenomenon. Imagine how many hundreds of college roomies wake up with dcotas, (Dried Cum On The Arm Syndrome) never knowing where it came from always feeling it must have been a wet dream.

[tcw]

bah aahaha!

Yeah...well you never roomed with me! At my school...my room-mates were all sharing snapper. Its the American Way and rights to passing into manhood.

I could go into detail but...you get the idea. Besides....it was on point to the OP.

;-)



[QUOTE=Shol'va;5902785]

Waite a minute...i can't see my screen. (hold on...Let me get my squeegee...Ok that's better)

WTF ? ? ?

LOL...what a post.

Ok...lets see. At 25 yrs of age...i was in college...bangin everything that moved. I don't remember how far i shot...but it was a pretty long stream (now that you mention it). But many yrs later...its quite a bit shorter (the stream...not my Johnson).

Its based on the strength of the prostate (at least that's what my Dr. Told me....believe it or not i had a similar conversation with him). AS you get older...the prostate weakens...and your ability to HURL a Quart of Jizz...accross the room....(and all over your room-mates arm....while he's sleeping) deminishes.

This is an extremely under reported phenomenon. Imagine how many hundreds of college roomies wake up with dcotas, (Dried Cum On The Arm Syndrome) never knowing where it came from always feeling it must have been a wet dream.

[Razor]

Dont be confused though, not all Anti's out there will affect your sex drive. Like I said earlier, I am on a couple different meds that do not effect mine at all. Usually only Anti's that are SSRI's affect your libido.

[DSM4Life]

[jimmyinkedup]

arginine (3g)
lysine (3g)
lecithin granules (5-7g/day)
Plenty of water..
optional:
lycopene
vit e

[calgarian]

even after all these years I STILL come across a thread which makes me shake my head..........WOW just WOW

[zaggahamma]

never see it

sometimes she tells me wow that was a lot

[gixxerboy1]

the only part i dont get is you say you talk up you load blowing power to get girls. I couldnt imagine and dont know any girl that would be all impressed where she is going to bang you cause of that. Trust me i've said alot of things to alot of girls and my load was never one of them

[DCI]

the only part i dont get is you say you talk up you load blowing power to get girls. I couldnt imagine and dont know any girl that would be all impressed where she is going to bang you cause of that. Trust me i've said alot of things to alot of girls and my load was never one of them

Care to share any of these things you have been saying to them. I was thinking the same thine what kinda lunatic of an old doll would into that weird shit.

[gixxerboy1]

Care to share any of these things you have been saying to them. I was thinking the same thine what kinda lunatic of an old doll would into that weird shit.

One of the best to start a convo is telling a girl you just moved to the area. Ill ask the cute girl at the clothes store, girl at a bar what ever. "do you mind if ask you something? I just moved here where's good places to go out." No girl is not going to answer, doesnt come across as a pick up so her guard is down. She will tell you where she hangs out and you can kind of tell what she is into, then i just work from there. Works like a charm Also if you are by yourself you dont look bad you just moved there and havent meet many people yet.

[DCI]

One of the best to start a convo is telling a girl you just moved to the area. Ill ask the cute girl at the clothes store, girl at a bar what ever. "do you mind if ask you something? I just moved here where's good places to go out." No girl is not going to answer, doesnt come across as a pick up so her guard is down. She will tell you where she hangs out and you can kind of tell what she is into, then i just work from there. Works like a charm Also if you are by yourself you dont look bad you just moved there and havent meet many people yet.

Have to say that's a nice way of being a pervert Good work man.

[DSM4Life]

One of the best to start a convo is telling a girl you just moved to the area. Ill ask the cute girl at the clothes store, girl at a bar what ever. "do you mind if ask you something? I just moved here where's good places to go out." No girl is not going to answer, doesnt come across as a pick up so her guard is down. She will tell you where she hangs out and you can kind of tell what she is into, then i just work from there. Works like a charm Also if you are by yourself you dont look bad you just moved there and havent meet many people yet.

My best pickup line: "I shoot ropes."

[gixxerboy1]

My best pickup line: "I shoot ropes."

Do they call you spider man

[Shol'va]

the only part i dont get is you say you talk up you load blowing power to get girls. I couldnt imagine and dont know any girl that would be all impressed where she is going to bang you cause of that. Trust me i've said alot of things to alot of girls and my load was never one of them

Size, stamina, and creative use of the tongue, not to mention creative use of words like deep, wide, long, and continuous would get you farther along than load power...lol

[glacierlakes]

Perhaps since I'm lacking an 8 inch cock, nature made me a shooter instead. Shit. Now I've got nothin'. Fack.

Size, stamina, and creative use of the tongue, not to mention creative use of words like deep, wide, long, and continuous would get you farther along than load power...lol

[glacierlakes]

double post.

[Hazard]

I could just imagine being on a 1st or 2nd date and tellin a girl I shoot monster loads..... like wth?

~Haz~

[Razor]

I have not taken the poll but I wonder how many people have.

[wmaousley]

Guys their has been way to many threads trashing up this forum, and this is public enemy thread #1

[glacierlakes]

Chill out, man. It's really not that big 'a deal. peace.

Guys their has been way to many threads trashing up this forum, and this is public enemy thread #1

[glacierlakes]

Wow. I just hit the headboard. Haven't done that in like two years. That's awesome. I guess all of that aggression from yesterday really seemed to fix things. Problem solved.

[lovbyts]

Interesting. I read the whole thread and some of his others and cant see a reason for him getting banned. I'm guessing it turns out it/he really was a fake and his IP got found out, ex member?

[Razor]

Guess Ya never know, I tried to help him, another one bites the dust.

[lovbyts]

Yeah I know it started out kind of rough but Hell, it is the lounge.
Yes you did pull a full 180 and gave a log of good advice. I agree though, to much details and I would take it to the grave. LOL But with all that information anyone looking to get a little more distance it might be the way to go. lol

[slfmade]

http://youtu.be/i9ZgmG8oZ7o?t=48s

[Razor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE&ob=av3e