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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerspawn View Post
    There are several older guys at the gym I attend they are in phenomenal shape. One guy has to over 65. He is always picking up women in their 20’s and 30’s. He looks better than a lot of the guys in their 30. He can still put up 315 for reps. Everyone always talks about how when he was younger he could bench over 500 for reps.
    Cool deal thanks for the reply. I'm the oldest decent bodybuilder in my gym. When it gets over 50., I'm in the best shape of all of them IN MY GYM. Just a fact , not to brag. There are the ones that still compete over 50 and look awesome. So I wish but...

    I am wondering about on this forum, on this entire forum, right now who is the oldest juicer. Just like the thread started a few months ago. I am looking for an update and or a verification that it might be me. ...crazy mike

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    At my gym there are maybe 2-3 total. All old as fvck, 60++ They look damn solid, very lean and in very good shape. I'd just love to know what, how much and how long have they used.


    It's not something you ask a complete stranger. . . . Hey bud, looking good - Sooooo, how many cycle have you done? Oh yeah? Awesome - - - - Not really

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    Ok Here I am. I took to pencil and put together dates and what I used, and I didn't even realize the extent of it all. I wonder how I'm still here, but that holds true for all of what I was using. I will generalize on one thing. I am and addict of all substances. I was using ups, downs opiate, alcohol, and of course coca*ne, IV. So go figure, I think the gear kept me going and training and thus helped me to stay functioning. So here it is and the ending 2 years is very fogy.
    1880: started lifting not so serious
    1881: Ist non serious cycle 100 mg test cyp ew, for 8 wk
    1882: nothing, skiing for SE Regional’s and lifting. FYI: I placed 2nd in men two class / trick skiing.
    1983: 2nd cycle 200mg test ew, Winstrol 100mg ed inject 12 wks
    1984: 3rd test 200mg ek, 50 dbol ed, 100 mg Winstrol 6 months cycle I was on Corporate board Fortune 500 co. While traveling 6 states and trained in every city that I was in and met Lee H, Frank Zane, and a few other Mr. Olympia guys.
    1885 -86' : test 400mg ew, doll 50mg ed, deca 200mg ew Winstrol 100mg ed never came down for a year only cut out every thing but Winstrol for the Daytona classic 5th place middle weight and Gainesville BB Show no placement.
    1987 : test 200mg wk and Winstrol 100mg ed inconstantly thronging in doll 50 mg ed but there was no cycling just in out in out, on off. Things now stated to get REAL crazy between all the other sh*t and my bi-polar. Jails and institutions on and off, no prison, no jail sentences.
    1988-89': no cycling just use and abuse of test and Winstrol. Test was Phar/ Test was running ramped in south FL. My Vet Doc was having all the Winstrol I wanted mailed to my house. So I was always playing with that.
    1990 : No aas just hard core dr*gs, coke, Horse, oxy, downs, morph as well as my bi-polar. Lost my gym in South Fl. "Coastal Fitness” Coral Springs and Margate Fl.
    Now I knew nothing of PCT, AI's so never included anything like that. You can see it was just as irresponsible as it gets. I have some little gym and now with age and some aas it has increased but get by, livable. My blood wk comes out good, heart rate great, BP is very good. I have some bad arthritis, both Osteo, rheumatoid, and bursitis in my left hip. A not so good but ok knee, and a rotary cuff problem. I am on prednisone, and I get hsots in my hands and my hip.
    I am doing better now then in the last 20yrs, at the gym I lose total site at my age but have to remember to be Fuvckin careful. I have Hep C and I’m just fine, no BW problems. I’m using Liquidex and am doing well.

    On another not, my wife doesn’t support this but I made a decision two days ago. When all these people don’t understand why I’m doing this and when I tell then, “Gotta run I have to train”...huh?? What are you training for? So I decided to TRY don’t laugh, to train for a small show in three or maybe two years in OVER FIFTY class. CL just thinks I’m stupid and others laugh. But I gotta have a goal and being competitive with everything, I have to be in a training mode.

    I seem to be just fine and my doc say other than my Test level, haaa and my E2 I’m just fine.

    I really hope this is what you guys wanted me to tell. Now you see a bit of …crazy mike\
    Please I don’t need any sh*t about how irresponsible it was. …crazy mike
    Everything was phar grade in the US.
    We definitely have a winner for oldest juicer cm. What were you doing between 1882 and 1983?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man View Post
    We definitely have a winner for oldest juicer cm. What were you doing between 1882 and 1983?
    I'm not sure what the question is by you here now. But you see I was in my last year of skiing competitively and I was doing some roids I think because I remember my last tourney and coming off the dock song as sh!t and skinning in the tourney to again make my masters in Slalom. So ???
    I want to know if I am the current oldest in age juicer on this forum. That's all. Thanks...cm
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    I'm not sure what the question is by you here now. But you see I was in my last year of skiing competitively and I was doing some roids I think because I remember my last tourney and coming off the dock song as sh!t and skinning in the tourney to again make my masters in Slalom. So ???
    I want to know if I am the current oldest in age juicer on this forum. That's all. Thanks...cm
    I was kidding. It says "1880", "1881", "1882". NM. Sorry. I think I need to learn not to joke around on forums. Something gets lost in translation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    Cool deal thanks for the reply. I'm the oldest decent bodybuilder in my gym. When it gets over 50., I'm in the best shape of all of them IN MY GYM. Just a fact , not to brag. There are the ones that still compete over 50 and look awesome. So I wish but...

    I am wondering about on this forum, on this entire forum, right now who is the oldest juicer. Just like the thread started a few months ago. I am looking for an update and or a verification that it might be me. ...crazy mike
    Mike you are an inspiration.

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    I guess i'll run this for more time and see it anyone speaks up. There's sonny on here a newbie and he is 64 going to start a cycle but this is his first one so I don't think he qualifies as an oldest juicer, on the forum.

    So if anyone knows who is older please jump in. Thanks....crazy mike

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    I'm glad Crazy Mike is here, else I'd be pretty close to the top of this short list! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    Ok Here I am. I took to pencil and put together dates and what I used, and I didn't even realize the extent of it all. I wonder how I'm still here, but that holds true for all of what I was using. I will generalize on one thing. I am and addict of all substances. I was using ups, downs opiate, alcohol, and of course coca*ne, IV. So go figure, I think the gear kept me going and training and thus helped me to stay functioning. So here it is and the ending 2 years is very fogy.
    1880: started lifting not so serious
    1881: Ist non serious cycle 100 mg test cyp ew, for 8 wk
    1882: nothing, skiing for SE Regional’s and lifting. FYI: I placed 2nd in men two class / trick skiing.
    1983: 2nd cycle 200mg test ew, Winstrol 100mg ed inject 12 wks
    1984: 3rd test 200mg ek, 50 dbol ed, 100 mg Winstrol 6 months cycle I was on Corporate board Fortune 500 co. While traveling 6 states and trained in every city that I was in and met Lee H, Frank Zane, and a few other Mr. Olympia guys.
    1885 -86' : test 400mg ew, doll 50mg ed, deca 200mg ew Winstrol 100mg ed never came down for a year only cut out every thing but Winstrol for the Daytona classic 5th place middle weight and Gainesville BB Show no placement.
    1987 : test 200mg wk and Winstrol 100mg ed inconstantly thronging in doll 50 mg ed but there was no cycling just in out in out, on off. Things now stated to get REAL crazy between all the other sh*t and my bi-polar. Jails and institutions on and off, no prison, no jail sentences.
    1988-89': no cycling just use and abuse of test and Winstrol. Test was Phar/ Test was running ramped in south FL. My Vet Doc was having all the Winstrol I wanted mailed to my house. So I was always playing with that.
    1990 : No aas just hard core dr*gs, coke, Horse, oxy, downs, morph as well as my bi-polar. Lost my gym in South Fl. "Coastal Fitness” Coral Springs and Margate Fl.
    Now I knew nothing of PCT, AI's so never included anything like that. You can see it was just as irresponsible as it gets. I have some little gym and now with age and some aas it has increased but get by, livable. My blood wk comes out good, heart rate great, BP is very good. I have some bad arthritis, both Osteo, rheumatoid, and bursitis in my left hip. A not so good but ok knee, and a rotary cuff problem. I am on prednisone, and I get hsots in my hands and my hip.
    I am doing better now then in the last 20yrs, at the gym I lose total site at my age but have to remember to be Fuvckin careful. I have Hep C and I’m just fine, no BW problems. I’m using Liquidex and am doing well.

    On another not, my wife doesn’t support this but I made a decision two days ago. When all these people don’t understand why I’m doing this and when I tell then, “Gotta run I have to train”...huh?? What are you training for? So I decided to TRY don’t laugh, to train for a small show in three or maybe two years in OVER FIFTY class. CL just thinks I’m stupid and others laugh. But I gotta have a goal and being competitive with everything, I have to be in a training mode.

    I seem to be just fine and my doc say other than my Test level, haaa and my E2 I’m just fine.

    I really hope this is what you guys wanted me to tell. Now you see a bit of …crazy mike\
    Please I don’t need any sh*t about how irresponsible it was. …crazy mike
    Everything was phar grade in the US.
    wow bro im like 5 minutes away from both of those places you mentioned where your gym was located..!!

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    As soon as I say I'm the one..? someone is going to tell me I'm not the oldest juicer member on here. So someone has to speak up. ...crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    As soon as I say I'm the one..? someone is going to tell me I'm not the oldest juicer member on here. So someone has to speak up. ...crazy mike
    I don't care what anyone says, if you were on a non serious cycle in 1881....

    ...you definitely ARE the oldest juicer here!! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post

    I don't care what anyone says, if you were on a non serious cycle in 1881....

    ...you definitely ARE the oldest juicer here!! =)
    Hahaha what would you use to pin a sharp stick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    Hahaha what would you use to pin a sharp stick?
    fawk that, they had these metal monstrosities that were probably a 5 gauge or some crap like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post

    fawk that, they had these metal monstrosities that were probably a 5 gauge or some crap like that.
    Hahahaha thats painful just thinking about it.

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    at some point your goals change, you don't want 22" arms, or bench 500 lbs (yea' I've done it) so you supplement with what will make your life that much more worth living, endurance, longevity, etc.. 52 doing a test anavar cycle right now..
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    and I know crazy mike is older than dirt
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    I'm back, I took and old man nap zzzzzzzzz's for the "Oldest Juicer on This Forum"
    You're a funny man TR, and all of you had me laughing.

    Now where's Lunk head, and Marcus, or gbrice or someone to put this down before I claim it, as the current man. We have a lot of members ya know. So I know I'm not knowledgeable, or productive or any specialist and I aint got $100.00 ....So ??? ...crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    at some point your goals change, you don't want 22" arms, or bench 500 lbs (yea' I've done it) so you supplement with what will make your life that much more worth living, endurance, longevity, etc.. 52 doing a test anavar cycle right now..
    That's cool man, you can check out my current crazy cycle age 61 on my other thread, about my come back cycle. ...crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    I'm back, I took and old man nap zzzzzzzzz's for the "Oldest Juicer on This Forum"
    You're a funny man TR, and all of you had me laughing.

    Now where's Lunk head, and Marcus, or gbrice or someone to put this down before I claim it, as the current man. We have a lot of members ya know. So I know I'm not knowledgeable, or productive or any specialist and I aint got $100.00 ....So ??? ...crazy mike
    you've got em beat! =)

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    Get your title changed Crazy Mike!

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    Crazy Mike is my name. I don't have a title.....crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    Crazy Mike is my name. I don't have a title.....crazy mike
    maybe we should change it to....

    "I don't have a title"

    what do you think?

    kinda catchy, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    maybe we should change it to....

    "I don't have a title"

    what do you think?

    kinda catchy, huh?
    'Ha now I am soooo confused. Hell all the guys at the gym call me Sir and I hate it.....?

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    Did you mean change the thread now.?? ..cm
    No one said I could have a "Title" other than my name and being an anabolic member which is a good thing, anabolic member. ....crazy mike
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    There was a photo posted on this site i think around the 18-21 of february of a old guy in his 40-50 he was at like 4% bf ready for contest he looked amazing such a dry hard look!!!!!! I cant for the life of me find the pic and it was not that guy with the beard and the iphone.

    44 years old rings a bell if this triggers anyones memory!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    I don't care what anyone says, if you were on a non serious cycle in 1881....

    ...you definitely ARE the oldest juicer here!! =)
    That's what I was even thinking TR!

    And I know that you spotted Moses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    There was a photo posted on this site i think around the 18-21 of february of a old guy in his 40-50 he was at like 4% bf ready for contest he looked amazing such a dry hard look!!!!!! I cant for the life of me find the pic and it was not that guy with the beard and the iphone.

    44 years old rings a bell if this triggers anyones memory!!!!!!
    You cease to amaze me with your posts. Please what does that have to do with this thread.?
    ...crazy mike

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    Did I write 1881 ?...crazzzzzzy Hell you guys read thru my typos all the time. ...cm

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    You cease to amaze me with your posts. Please what does that have to do with this thread.?
    ...crazy mike
    Because this thread is about old juicers. And old mate is a old juicer...

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    Great post Mike! Definitely have a ton of respect for you brother.
    Thanks for having the stones to put it all out there.
    BTW I never under estimate someone based on age.
    I'll take the battle tested armor over the new stuff any day of the week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Because this thread is about old juicers. And old mate is a old juicer...
    Wrong, I restarted it as I had stated, to find and get consensus on THE OLDEST JUCIER ON THIS FORUM. Oldest being the operative and quantifying word. You are more than welcome to start your own thread about old people and their cycles or what ever you want. But please respect OP, that's me and stick to the thread. There was and is a purpose here. . ... not so crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike View Post
    Wrong, I restarted it as I had stated, to find and get consensus on THE OLDEST JUCIER ON THIS FORUM. Oldest being the operative and quantifying word. You are more than welcome to start your own thread about old people and their cycles or what ever you want. But please respect OP, that's me and stick to the thread. There was and is a purpose here. . ... not so crazy mike
    Ya righto chief and people say im a nut job

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    You see kid, runnin all the time, I've told you before...
    Listen,
    This Bull and his grandson are on top of the hill, and the kid bull says to grand pa and say's Hey see those heifers down there...Lets run down and get us ONE. The grand bull says to the kid bull, What do you say we walk slowly down there and get us a few heifers.
    Stop, look and listen, kid and slow your self down. .....The Oldest Juicer here, ...crazy mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike
    You see kid, runnin all the time, I've told you before...
    Listen,
    This Bull and his grandson are on top of the hill, and the kid bull says to grand pa and say's Hey see those heifers down there...Lets run down and get us ONE. The grand bull says to the kid bull, What do you say we walk slowly down there and get us a few heifers.
    Stop, look and listen, kid and slow your self down. .....The Oldest Juicer here, ...crazy mike
    Love it, and that one never gets old!

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    Last chance and then I'm going to start saying I AM the "Oldest Juicer on the Forum". Ok now this is the time to stand up if there is someone older. Who is over 62 and has started to use anabolic steroids by 1982. That means 31 yrs.

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    fukk all that...

    ...I'm 71!

    (or at least I will be in 20 years!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    fukk all that...

    ...I'm 71!

    (or at least I will be in 20 years!!)
    Lol good old times

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    Lol good old times
    What up T!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    fukk all that...

    ...I'm 71!

    (or at least I will be in 20 years!!)
    TR you're 51 huh. The guy I workout with is 51 and blows half the gym on their a$$'s when some of the young bucks try to keep up. He's not a true bodybuilder, but trains like one. He keeps me in line so I don't go overboard and get hurt. Sometime I get .....crazy, mike the "Oldest Juicer on the Forum"
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