Tren + Adrol + Clen + INSULIN

[Mr.BB]

by the way i'm a lot shorter than 6'0" but i multiplied all my weights by 1.5 to give the equivalent weight of someone 6 foot tall.

ffs.

[SimbaEighthPortion]

ffs.

I took my height in centimetres.

I took the height of someone six foot tall in centimetres.

I divided the bigger one by the smaller one. Then I put this number to the power of 3, and I got 1.49621, which I rounded off to 1.5.

This is the formula that veterinarian's use when administering anaesthesia to large animals (if they can't weigh the animal). So for instance if they know how much anaesthetic to give to an elephant of average size... and if the specimen they have is about 20% taller, then they approximate its weight as:
(average elephant weight) * 1.2 * 1.2 * 1.2

I did this because few people here on the forum would appreciate how much difficult it is for a shorter person to reach 175 lbs. I was fully grown at the age of 21 and weighed 115 lbs, so having made it up to 162 lbs at my heaviest about 3 months ago was quite an achievement for me.

My next goal is to reach 175 lbs with bodyfat below 15%. (For someone 6 foot tall that would be 262 lbs)

[Mr.BB]

Great!

Thats means Im 400lbs heheh

[Couchlock]

I took my height in centimetres.

I took the height of someone six foot tall in centimetres.

I divided the bigger one by the smaller one. Then I put this number to the power of 3, and I got 1.49621, which I rounded off to 1.5.

This is the formula that veterinarian's use when administering anaesthesia to large animals (if they can't weigh the animal). So for instance if they know how much anaesthetic to give to an elephant of average size... and if the specimen they have is about 20% taller, then they approximate its weight as:
(average elephant weight) * 1.2 * 1.2 * 1.2

I did this because few people here on the forum would appreciate how much difficult it is for a shorter person to reach 175 lbs. I was fully grown at the age of 21 and weighed 115 lbs, so having made it up to 162 lbs at my heaviest about 3 months ago was quite an achievement for me.

My next goal is to reach 175 lbs with bodyfat below 15%. (For someone 6 foot tall that would be 262 lbs)

Dude, your retarded as fuck.

So that makes me 232.2lbs on your planet, standing at 8'2".

How you think this applies to humans is beyond me

[SimbaEighthPortion]

(deleted this post to do the calculation again)

[SimbaEighthPortion]

How you think this applies to humans is beyond me

It applies to all 3D objects. Architects use this formula too (for example when designing suspension bridges).

[SimbaEighthPortion]

So that makes me 232.2lbs on your planet, standing at 8'2".

I'm going to guess that you're somewhere between 5'8" and 6'2" in height. And you want to see how much you'd weigh if you were 8'2".

First convert those to centimetres:
5'8" = 172.7cm
6'2" = 188.0cm
8'2" = 248.9cm

First I'll do the calculation for the smaller height of 5'8". So you divide 248.9cm by 172.7cm = 1.441. Take this number and cube it to give you 2.992. Now working backwards from the weight of 232.2lbs that you gave me, your real life weight is 77.6 lbs.

Now I'll do the calculation for the bigger height of 6'2". So you divide 248.9cm by 188.0cm = 1.324. Take this number and cube it to give you 2.321. Now working backwards from the weight of 232.lbs that you gave me, your real life weight is 100.0 lbs.

So you're trying to tell me that you weigh between 77.6 and 100 lbs

I think I see where you made the error though. You seem to have gotten 2.323 from the cube of 1.324. Not sure what you did after that.

[Couchlock]

I'm going to guess that you're somewhere between 5'8" and 6'2" in height. And you want to see how much you'd weigh if you were 8'2".

First convert those to centimetres:
5'8" = 172.7cm
6'2" = 188.0cm
8'2" = 248.9cm

First I'll do the calculation for the smaller height of 5'8". So you divide 248.9cm by 172.7cm = 1.441. Take this number and cube it to give you 2.992. Now working backwards from the weight of 232.2lbs that you gave me, your real life weight is 77.6 lbs.

Now I'll do the calculation for the bigger height of 6'2". So you divide 248.9cm by 188.0cm = 1.324. Take this number and cube it to give you 2.321. Now working backwards from the weight of 232.lbs that you gave me, your real life weight is 100.0 lbs.

So you're trying to tell me that you weigh between 77.6 and 100 lbs

I think I see where you made the error though. You seem to have gotten 2.323 from the cube of 1.324. Not sure what you did after that.

Dude

Please leave. Like leave this board.

What does this matter your not 6'2, your not 180lbs.

Your half a foot shorter and 30lb lighter in real life.

In real life is how people see you, not your delusions of grandeur in your head.

And by the way, you've never done even one cycle you bullshitter

[Couchlock]

Dude

Please leave. Like leave this board.

What does this matter your not 6'2, your not 180lbs.

Your half a foot shorter and 30lb lighter in real life.

In real life is how people see you, not your delusions of grandeur in your head.

And by the way, you've never done even one cycle you bullshitter

This is a 151lb man standing 5'6".

Why again dont you look like this?

[tarmyg]

HAHAHA. This thread made my day. I've always wanted to meet people like this in real life to know they actually exist!

[SimbaEighthPortion]

This is a 151lb man standing 5'6".

Why again dont you look like this?

Is he about 4-5% bodyfat?

[SimbaEighthPortion]

And by the way, you've never done even one cycle you bullshitter

I've done about 7 or 8 cycles. Last one was Tren A 150mg EOD. Not sure how I can prove that.

As I said I've had trouble with addiction and severe injuries over the past few years. I did rehab in Autumn 2015 though so hopefully things change from here.

[SimbaEighthPortion]

HAHAHA. This thread made my day. I've always wanted to meet people like this in real life to know they actually exist!

Well if you think about it..... seeing as how you've got so many people barking "You must be 200 lbs to consider steroids", how am I suppose to contend with that if my goal is to reach 175 lbs this year or next (from a starting weight of 115 lbs).

[Myers]

I took my height in centimetres.

I took the height of someone six foot tall in centimetres.

I divided the bigger one by the smaller one. Then I put this number to the power of 3, and I got 1.49621, which I rounded off to 1.5.

This is the formula that veterinarian's use when administering anaesthesia to large animals (if they can't weigh the animal). So for instance if they know how much anaesthetic to give to an elephant of average size... and if the specimen they have is about 20% taller, then they approximate its weight as:
(average elephant weight) * 1.2 * 1.2 * 1.2

I did this because few people here on the forum would appreciate how much difficult it is for a shorter person to reach 175 lbs. I was fully grown at the age of 21 and weighed 115 lbs, so having made it up to 162 lbs at my heaviest about 3 months ago was quite an achievement for me.

My next goal is to reach 175 lbs with bodyfat below 15%. (For someone 6 foot tall that would be 262 lbs)

With your way of thinking , i really hope you're an elephant

[Bonaparte]

This is turning into a truly epic thread...
Now we're all going to start going by our "elephant weights"!

[Couchlock]

HAHAHA. This thread made my day. I've always wanted to meet people like this in real life to know they actually exist!

Im 8'2" at 225 lbs.

I need to at least be 325 at this height.

Op, is there another formula I can use to add another 100 lbs?

[KINGKONG]

Lolol bump this thread made me literally laugh out loud esp kel
"Days of hard work" lollol

[Capebuffalo]

I'm not good at math. But I can't get this to work. And I have no idea what an elephant weighs. Do they all weigh the same. Is there a constant? What's the variable? Solve for x?

[tarmyg]

Using the above formula I clocked in at 425lb this morning with 6% body fat. Quite a shift and I feel good about it!

[Deon5]

On a list of reasons why someone would take steroids. Going on a Christian Outreach mission ranks pretty fvkn low mate lol

Also telling us what your weight WOULD have been if you WERE 6ft tall makes absolutely no sense. How are people supposed to advise you on macros.. calories... things like that? Its not gonna be the the same for a 6ft 260lb guy and a 5ft6 160lb.. your logic escapes me dude

Lol atleast this thread gave me a good laugh though

[kelkel]

I've done about 7 or 8 cycles. Last one was Tren A 150mg EOD. Not sure how I can prove that.

Maybe actually looking like you've actually lifted once or twice would help.

[Myers]

Maybe actually looking like you've actually lifted once or twice would help.

Twice is too much...

P.S. Gotta lift and eat like an elephant man if u wanna grow...

[Couchlock]

Twice is too much...

P.S. Gotta lift and eat like an elephant man if u wanna grow...

Lets call each cycle about 400$ to 600$ spent (drugs anciliaries food gym. I know very conservative at 600 even)

Nope more like 1200 each, min. Per cycle.

So you spent $9800 to $12,000 to look like private pyle after he was able to lift his leg over the obstacle course?!?!?! ROTFLMMFAO

[Myers]

Lets call each cycle about 400$ to 600$ spent (drugs anciliaries food gym. I know very conservative at 600 even)

Nope more like 1200 each, min. Per cycle.

So you spent $9800 to $12,000 to look like private pyle after he was able to lift his leg over the obstacle course?!?!?! ROTFLMMFAO

Donno about the OP , i guess for his elephant doses he had to spend a lot lol.
I spent 70$ for Pharm grade test e, adex and HCG

[LaloJR]

Dont hate at the guy or laugh at him, he is here to get your opinions not your laughs at him. If you want to help him go help him if you dont care about his thread gtfo. And Simba, you should know steroids arent a magic thing, they just help you but wont build a insane body if you dont train hard, eat correctly and sleep correctly. I wont laugh at you or hate at you, but if you have runned more than 6 or 7 cycles and you look like that you should stop, think about what are you doing bad, and what things you could correct or improve. And you should also know you dont need so many things to get a good boddy, test prop , tren ace and some clen with t3 can give you great results... so no need to put an oral toxic compund .... good luck mate, may the gains be with you, were all gonna fking make it

[KINGKONG]

Hey!!!its Kimbo half slice back from the dead!!

[Couchlock]

Dont hate at the guy or laugh at him, he is here to get your opinions not your laughs at him. If you want to help him go help him if you dont care about his thread gtfo. And Simba, you should know steroids arent a magic thing, they just help you but wont build a insane body if you dont train hard, eat correctly and sleep correctly. I wont laugh at you or hate at you, but if you have runned more than 6 or 7 cycles and you look like that you should stop, think about what are you doing bad, and what things you could correct or improve. And you should also know you dont need so many things to get a good boddy, test prop , tren ace and some clen with t3 can give you great results... so no need to put an oral toxic compund .... good luck mate, may the gains be with you, were all gonna fking make it

Dude, using aas for a Christian mission.

Using a vetinary formula to tell us he's a foot taller and 60 lbs heavier.

7 to 8 cycles, looks like he couldn't lift his dick to jack off.

Yeah he's going to get laughed at.

[KINGKONG]

This guys a troll look up old post by kimbohalfslice I almost guarantee this is him anyone trying to give him legit advice your wasting your time..

[Capebuffalo]

This guys a troll look up old post by kimbohalfslice I almost guarantee this is him anyone trying to give him legit advice your wasting your time..

I just want to know if it's an Indian elephant or African elephant.

[KINGKONG]

I just want to know if it's an Indian elephant or African elephant.

African my guess

[Couchlock]

I just want to know if it's an Indian elephant or African elephant.

Yes you can shoot it then.

I wanna come, break my hunting cherry

[Capebuffalo]

African my guess

They are quite larger than their Indian counterpart. I just need to know for my mathematical equation.

[KINGKONG]

They are quite larger than their Indian counterpart. I just need to know for my mathematical equation.

All you need to do is take your current bodyfat decrease it by .75 take your body wright *2 take your height add one foot and that is your new forum elephant weight..using those calculations I'll be competing at the next mr.olympia no big deal