Ripped 3 nasties without getting Caught

[Da Bull]

uh oh

[bornbad71]

Tattle tail....im sure hes gonna read this thread anyways.........Get ready Big......we're coming for ya....we gotta stop in Ga and get bornbad 1st though

Hell yeah I'm loaded and ready.........creatine beer farts.......if I can hold the cheese in......never mind talon can clean it up.....

[bornbad71]

Born bad has to have some southern stew worth splattering somewhere

OW YEAH..............u know the one's with the whole kernal corn still in it..

Hell I can lay a babyruth at the entrance door just to let them know we have arrived.

[Da Bull]

OW YEAH..............u know the one's with the whole kernal corn still in it..

Hell I can lay a babyruth at the entrance door just to let them know we have arrived.

Right on bro.......nothing like making a grand enterance ya know

[Juggernaut]

I'm telling you right now if my training partner know I told you guys this she would KILL me but............I'll take that risk.

We were doing hanging leg lifts, I'm standing over to the side as she's doing her set and somewhere in the middle of the set she let one go.............it was not loud or anything just sort of like a pop...............but I kid you not it almost brought tears to my eyes! Of course she turned three shades of red. I did real good with not laughing.........but I did rib the hell out of her the rest of the workout.

As for myself.............that stuff does not happen..........yall are nasty! Well alright I confess one actually let go while doing squats. Thank God I was in the gym alone............I would have died if anyone was in there and that happened. hahahaha

[Da Bull]

I'm telling you right now if my training partner know I told you guys this she would KILL me but............I'll take that risk.

We were doing hanging leg lifts, I'm standing over to the side as she's doing her set and somewhere in the middle of the set she let one go.............it was not loud or anything just sort of like a pop...............but I kid you not it almost brought tears to my eyes! Of course she turned three shades of red. I did real good with not laughing.........but I did rib the hell out of her the rest of the workout.

As for myself.............that stuff does not happen..........yall are nasty! Well alright I confess one actually let go while doing squats. Thank God I was in the gym alone............I would have died if anyone was in there and that happened. hahahaha

And I thought all women shit roses and piss cream puffs

[clockworks]

Story 1

In high school I was in Spanish class and I fell asleep during a movie....Next thing I know I shit my pants and quickly awoke.....Now when I say I shit my pants I truely mean I shit my pants. So I had to make a mad dash to the bathroom.....thing that sucks was I had to throw a good pair of underwear away, haha.

you pooped your pants while sleeping? whoa, thats scary. when i used to get high, i used to be paranoid about falling asleep and pooping myself...dunno why, it never happened.

so yall like shit stories, eh? i got a whole bunch, but can only write about one since the family guy coming on in a few mins.

my friend used to work at a corner store. some hippy chick was being a real bitch to the employees there (can't remember why). they were bickering back and forth, etc. then she goes to the bathroom. after she leaves, they check the bathroom and sure enough, shit EVERYWHERE. on the floor, walls, mirror, ceiling, all over the toilet, sink, etc. they ran out after her and she was just like "fuck you" and ran off. my friend made the other employee clean it...

-- clocky

p.s. i'll post more in like half an hour.

[LightWeightBaby]

see when I fart and someone looks at me i say "So what man i farted it is not my fault they smell so god damn tasty"