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Calipso.... you amuse me.... I may call upon you from time to time to bring laughter to the temple.
Mass Junkie.... the 12" inverted penius was not enough to quiet you....hmmmmm.... I may be forced to let loose the sheep raping rath of KeyMastur upon you. To others you may appear as human, but in his eyes he will only see you as a tempting sheep needing a little man lovin.
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Eternal damnation so soon what did I do?......I repent I repent.....I said 12 Hail texans....and dranketh the holy whiskey........May I have eternal life now?Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
Calipso.... you amuse me.... I may call upon you from time to time to bring laughter to the temple.
Mass Junkie.... the 12" inverted penius was not enough to quiet you....hmmmmm.... I may be forced to let loose the sheep raping rath of KeyMastur upon you. To others you may appear as human, but in his eyes he will only see you as a tempting sheep needing a little man lovin.
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Eternal life is over-rated.
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Not when you could take mega doses of anything you ever wanted and never die
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LMAO!!! So quick to change your tune.... you are forgiven....
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I aint down with the beastiality loving.......Thats Big ol legs thing...LMAO!!! So quick to change your tune.... you are forgiven....
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I aint down with the beastiality loving.......Thats Big ol legs thing...
::Cough:: Cousins ::Cough::
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Thats it im telling Jason that your flaming me..........jk bro...::Cough:: Cousins ::Cough::
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Big T.. Im offering my humble services as your official High Priest Ass Stomper.. And it looks like Mass is getting outta line..
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I have seen the light........I'm with ya Big T...but can Cutie be my mentor?I feel the power of this thread..AMEN.....are anabolic tabu...I will repent...with Cuties help
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*raising one hand high* Can I get bigAMENfor brotha Bull.I have seen the light........I'm with ya Big T...but can Cutie be my mentor?I feel the power of this thread..AMEN.....are anabolic tabu...I will repent...with Cuties help
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you mean i've been messin with the big man all day ??? lol so what's in it for me
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How bout this BT
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Lmao..........
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Just name it and it shall be yours......you know out of all you'll be getting special treatment.
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did I see some one mention whore???!!! I could use one of those!!! I wonder if whores like dancing bananas??
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This thread really is making me wonder about whoring.
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Wake up Big Tex oops I mean (God).........Theres work to be done....peam prayed all night for you too help her with her essay......Theres wars going on in the middle east......Calpiso needs help getting laid........Jugg needs some new dentures..........and there are homeless that need to be fed and sheltered and I need some new nikes...........you've got a busy day......
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peam.... help for her is in the works...
wars in middle east..... let 'em kill each other.
Calipso needing help to get laid.... even my powers aren't that great.
Juggs new dentures..... I don't do dental plans.
The homeless...... let 'em get a job.
As for you needing nikes......there's a pair awaiting you at the nearest shoe outlet... just tell them I sent you and if they don't give you that in which you demand I shall strike them down.
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Your quick go ahead and take the rest of the day off and go play a round of golf...peam.... help for her is in the works...
wars in middle east..... let 'em kill each other.
Calipso needing help to get laid.... even my powers aren't that great.
Juggs new dentures..... I don't do dental plans.
The homeless...... let 'em get a job.
As for you needing nikes......there's a pair awaiting you at the nearest shoe outlet... just tell them I sent you and if they don't give you that in which you demand I shall strike them down.
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bigol'legs.... you shall be the temples official ass stomper..... proceed on stomping Mass for awhile.
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Still awake eh bro?
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Yup.... got some sleep last night though... alls good up here on the mountain... thanks for asking mortal.Still awake eh bro?
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DAMN! I got to watch Smackdown! on Thursday.
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SMACKDOWN!!!! Please... I love wrestling and watch Smackdown just because, but they need some talent... it's damn near all on RAW. But there will be small tv's in each pew tuned in to Smackdown, so no worries about missing it.
Mass...... and just who in the blue blazes do you thin you are telling ME I can take the rest of the day off??? Pion, I command you!!!! Just keeping ya in your place, now..... carry on.
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Hmm.... I thought I heard something about some crazy cult forming somewhere around new braunfels....maybe it's time to call the fbi and cash in on that reward...
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FOOL!!! You will only be struck down for such an act!!!!! FBI.... please, those mere flies could never take this religion down. Hahahahahha silly mortal, when will you learn....Hmm.... I thought I heard something about some crazy cult forming somewhere around new braunfels....maybe it's time to call the fbi and cash in on that reward...
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Do we have to go to confession under this new BigT AR religion?
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It is not inforced, but if one feels they need to unload a burden they carry, they may do so in privacy with me and me alone.
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1st T, my big brother, just relax bro! or Almighty!? I'm confused!? What shall we call you!
2nd, I'm quiting my job because it seems to be keeping me away from all these threads!
3rd, since you're the man... oh wait I was thinking you're a genie? I wanted a custom chopper, a Ford GT500, a longer cycle and GH! But that may be out of the question.... .. Wait doesn't santa work for you?
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You greedy sum bitch!!!1st T, my big brother, just relax bro! or Almighty!? I'm confused!? What shall we call you!
2nd, I'm quiting my job because it seems to be keeping me away from all these threads!
3rd, since you're the man... oh wait I was thinking you're a genie? I wanted a custom chopper, a Ford GT500, a longer cycle and GH! But that may be out of the question.... .. Wait doesn't santa work for you?
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Santa.. yeah he's on the pay roll, but he said you haven't been to nice this year.
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Second day with your new powers and you haven't turned anyone in to dust yet.....I see it happen in the near future.....since santa is on the payrole see if u can get him on a cutting cycle.
Also I have one more request....can u do something about this 5 days of working.....I would perfer to work 2 days a wk. and be off 5 with the same amount of money I make now.....more money would be a well added bonus.....I'm not greedy......just very needy.....thanks in advance ol great lone star of texas.
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Hahahahahha... the Devil.... c'mon you pions! You all should know by now the Devil is Cycleon himself.
*I see ya lurking Cyc.*
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What kind of god cant spell Peon?Hahahahahha... the Devil.... c'mon you pions! You all should know by now the Devil is Cycleon himself.
*I see ya lurking Cyc.*
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Bite me dough boy!!!!
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the devil should be female....imo
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Lord, I thought the devil was a female!
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Nathan, Big Tex is going to be pissed when he finds out you have been logging in under his alias.
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LMAO!!!!! Nathan is FAR more imaginitive than me by all means. :lo:Nathan, Big Tex is going to be pissed when he finds out you have been logging in under his alias.
Peam... you are so right, I apalogize you she-devil.
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