I hate being short and i hate tall people!

[ENraged]

man try getting in a mazda miata

[FCECC2]

man try getting in a mazda miata

A MAN SHOULD NOT TRY GETTING IN A MAZDA MIATA at least not in the driver seat

[ripped4fsu]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

But unfortunately when it comes to chicks I have noticed as well that they seem to prefer taller guys. I'm 6', but to be honest I don't feel tall, more like stuck in the middle somewhere.

[chicamahomico]

I'm about 5'9-5'10. The only time I notice my height is when sparring with someone that has 5-6 inches on me. Sometimes it seems like tall bastards can land punches from kicking range.

[bigol'legs]

IM 5'7" and im proud of being short

**** look at lee priest.. might be short but he can still kill the giants.

[LORDBLiTZ]

I'm about 5'9-5'10. I wish i was 6 foot.

[Juggernaut]

You guys know there is a way to calculate what your childrens height will be, and yours for that matter. It's suppose to be pretty accurate.

Add your height + your spouse's height and divide it by two. Now if it's a boy you add 2.5 inches to the total, if it's a girl then you subtract 2.5 inches.

Should work the same for yourself just use your parents heights and see if it's correct.

[Pheedno]

You guys know there is a way to calculate what your childrens height will be, and yours for that matter. It's suppose to be pretty accurate.

Add your height + your spouse's height and divide it by two. Now if it's a boy you add 2.5 inches to the total, if it's a girl then you subtract 2.5 inches.

Should work the same for yourself just use your parents heights and see if it's correct.

That worked. Holy ****

[rambo]

****it Jugg. My search for a pentalingual 7 foot ballerina continues.

[sp9]

6'4" here. It amazes me if I put on 20lbs, I can barely tell a difference but if a guy at 5'9" puts on 20lbs he looks much bigger.

Anyway the tallest man is always the last man standing.

[Mr. Death]

I don't know what you short guys are talking about. It seems like every good looking girl I see is with a short, 140 lb. guy. I'm 6'3" and I can't even get a girl to look at me. Maybe you guys should move to Kentucky. You could be getting all the babes.

[JohnDoe1234]

There is way more to getting girls than height. I'm only 5'7 and I do much better than average with women (not trying to ring my own bell, but hey;it's true). If you're an ugly son of a bitch and/or you have personality of a cruton, then I don't care if you're 7'10;you will not get anywhere with a woman. So being tall is only one of MANY different and unrealted factors in being found attractive by the opposite sex. Hell i'll go head to with guy over 6' and we'll see who has more success at closing time . Actually belive it or not there was an article in Maxim magazine about this very topic. I think some thing like 46% of women interviewed liked men that were between 5'7 and 5'11.

[Bigboy123]

I don't know what you short guys are talking about. It seems like every good looking girl I see is with a short, 140 lb. guy. I'm 6'3" and I can't even get a girl to look at me. Maybe you guys should move to Kentucky. You could be getting all the babes.

Thats because u live in Kentuky

[redrock]

Thats because u live in Kentuky

[l6873]

I'm 6'5" and I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller.
6'8" would be a good height...

[peam]

I love being short.

[Mclaren_v12]

Ya, I hate being 6'3"! Tall people suck!!!

[groverman1]

Know what u mean scott I am 6'3 and it pisses me off when my bud who is 5'8 neverlifts and has these mountain peak biceps. He laughs and says I thought you workout all the time. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

[mammoth]

I wish I was 5'9"!! Seriously! I wear a size 16 shoe and I have to order my shoes over the internet. I can never find a pair of pants that fit right. I can't fit into compact cars or even small trucks. I am always hitting my head on ceiling fans and chandeliers (which explains alot)! It will take me three times as long to build mass that looks comparable to a person who is about a foot and a half shorter than me. Working out certain body parts sucks because the physics of being tall causes huge problems, not to mention the fact that my bench stroke is twice the length of 99.99% of the guys around. My wife is 5'2" and it is hard to kiss her when having sex! I get stared at all the time and for years I got into alot of arguments because I couldn't stand it when people stared at me. I can't blend in with crowds which makes it difficult running from the police (ok that never happened, but it still holds true)! People are always yelling at me "Down in front" at the movies! I recognize people simply by the tops of there heads! I could go on and on about the displeasure of being tall, but I won't bore you guys and gals anymore!

[chicamahomico]

I wish I was 5'9"!! Seriously! I wear a size 16 shoe and I have to order my shoes over the internet. I can never find a pair of pants that fit right. I can't fit into compact cars or even small trucks. I am always hitting my head on ceiling fans and chandeliers (which explains alot)! It will take me three times as long to build mass that looks comparable to a person who is about a foot and a half shorter than me. Working out certain body parts sucks because the physics of being tall causes huge problems, not to mention the fact that my bench stroke is twice the length of 99.99% of the guys around. My wife is 5'2" and it is hard to kiss her when having sex! I get stared at all the time and for years I got into alot of arguments because I couldn't stand it when people stared at me. I can't blend in with crowds which makes it difficult running from the police (ok that never happened, but it still holds true)! People are always yelling at me "Down in front" at the movies! I recognize people simply by the tops of there heads! I could go on and on about the displeasure of being tall, but I won't bore you guys and gals anymore!

OK I am not tall but you just made me realize one of my greatest fears( I was just reading the "what are you fears" thread ). I would **** my pants if I was unable to blend in with the crowd when I needed to do so. I gues this has always been your reality so you get used to it.

[l6873]

OK I am not tall but you just made me realize one of my greatest fears( I was just reading the "what are you fears" thread ). I would **** my pants if I was unable to blend in with the crowd when I needed to do so. I gues this has always been your reality so you get used to it.

what's so great about blending in?

[mfenske]

Now that this thread has reached the mid-fifties I can't take it anymore, I gotta comment. I am a member of the vertically gifted community (6'5"). It's both a curse and a blessing.
PROS:
-Women seem to like taller men (spose this doesn't matter as I am married)
-People rarely try to start a fight with you. I am only about 235 so it must be the height.
-Lots of fun playing basketball with your friends who are ALL less than 5'10".
-On average make more $$$ than those who are shorter.
-I can grab stuff on the high shelves.
-You stand out in a crowd.
-When I add some more mass I will look HUGE.
CONS:
-Women seem to like taller men (guess it does matter when some girl is flirting with you and wifey is in the vicinity)
-Ever go pants shopping when you are tall?
-Even worse I have a long torso. I need shirts that are roughly a medium through the waist, xl in chest and shoulders, and xx long in sleeves and in length.
-Takes FOREVER to add mass.
-Ceiling Fans
-Basements

In summation, there isn't anything I can do about it so I guess I'll just make the best of it. I say embrace your height and be proud of it. Mark
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[chicamahomico]

what's so great about blending in?

Go walk around a third world country sometime and then get back to me on that ( tourist areas do not count ).

Maybe what I said didn't come out right. What I mean is the ability to blend in is a good skill to have. Blending in or sticking out is best if you are able control it. If you are Shquille O'neal sized you will never be able to blend in, I don't care where you go. Blending in comes in many forms: looks, style of dress, body posture, speaking the language, knowing the customs. Who wants to be an easy mark?

[big daddy k de]

i would rather be short and built then tall ... my bench is better than a tall guys and allot of liffts ... look at franco columbu ...def better than arnold but was never picked becous he was short

[clockworks]

i'm 5'8" and have a thing for girls who are taller than me. sucks because 90% of the women out there like guys taller than them. my gf now is 5'8" also, which is nice. she once told me that she >only< dated guys who are 6' or taller. she made an exception for me cuz i'm "so **** cute and have an awesome body"... i knew working out was good for something...

-- clocky

[GABIGEN]

I'm 6' tall, but my adopted son is 14 years old 6'5" and wears a size 16 shoe. I have done my best to talk him into working out. He says all that he is concerned with is his six-pack abs, which he has, but he is basically a stick figure. He says that all the girls worry about is his six-pack. At his age and with the rate he is growing, he could be a monster by the time he reaches 21, but all he is concerned with is his six-pack.

[lilbull]

I'm 5'6" and I wish I was about 5'10" I don't want to be really tall, but I just wish I was little taller. Even though I'm short I'm one charming mother****er. I have no problem with ladies, I just don't like being short. I have huge ass feet though, I wear a size 12 and I'm only 5'6" and my hands are pretty big too.

Oh well, grass is always greener on the other side.

[cooksbrut]

I'm a hair under 6 foot ...ok maybe 5'11.. I seem to date either tall blondes5'8 -5'10 or short brunettes like 5'1 or 5'2... honestly I can say that I'm glad I'm not short.. a few friends of mine are short like 5'8.... my father was only 5'7 but his brothers were like 6 foot... I still wish I was taller like 6'1

[Gearhead007]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chicamahomico]

It can be a pain in the arse...

I am 5' 9 7/8".

A girl I am seeing is a shade over 5'10"... Everytime there is a disagreement, or she is feeling funny.. she says "I'm still taller than you"... Then stands up really straight to prove her point.

She is so hot though, it does not bother me in her case.

Chickie pulled that, I would pin her down and tickle her until she had an orgasm......and then I would make her say uncle at least twice.

[clockworks]

hehe, thats funny, mine kinda does the same thing. i'm barely under 5'8" and my girlie is 5'8". she wears tall shoes a lot and thus is generally taller than me and she sometimes stands really tall and gets in my face, its cute...=)

-- clocky

[Bigboy123]

U know whats cool, the taller u are u can get head shots from girls and they can be standing up

[brian11]

U know whats cool, the taller u are u can get head shots from girls and they can be standing up

Not to mention tall guys have bigger c*cks!

-B-

[DADDYDBOL]

Not to mention tall guys have bigger c*cks!

-B-

whatever....my piece is 3".....










































from the ground.....

[brian11]

whatever....my piece is 3".....










































from the ground.....

....while lying on your stomach

-B-

P.S. I realize thats not a very funny comeback but its all i got right now...

[DADDYDBOL]

....while lying on your stomach

-B-

P.S. I realize thats not a very funny comeback but its all i got right now...

made me

[floyd_turbo]

what is this a hobbit convention

[bad_man]

Who the hell bumped a 7-month old thread?

[floyd_turbo]

Who the hell bumped a 7-month old thread?

our newbie friend .. stallion...

[medic23]

I dont mid being 5'6", it makes my wang look bigger than it is, like an optical illusion. Watch, i- I-