AR Rivals

[Devourer]

how do you know he has an accent???

[Juggernaut]

As many of you already know Juggernaut2148 has Legend envy. He prances around his place in his Burger King crown hoping one day he can measure up to Peter North's majesty. Some have even said that Juggs has been seen at times shouting in his wee little voice "BEAT OFF JUGGS IF YOU CAN, IF NOT I'LL PAY YOU" somehow he always seems to find a way to botch the infamous call of The Chosen One.

That is a lie!..........................I had a crown custom made.........no more cheap ass BK crowns for me. Oh, and a cape as well.............what's the need for a crown if you don't have the cape?

Did I tell you how much I love those avatars you guys are wearing? You're looking buff as hell Peter! I'll bet you'll be getting pm's from Mass before too much longer. hahahahahaha

[bermich]

HOSS.. For the last time, I am not a source and I do not have any sources. And quit trying to sell me test cyp over PMs. If you keep it up, Im gonna report you.

[hoss827]

Allright then...this is WAR! Time to update my signature hehe!

[50%Natural]

Hell, that is 3 guys that noticed that going on. BG, where you at. Dabull already submitted a clue. TAke some action!!!

[BigGreen]

Hell, that is 3 guys that noticed that going on. BG, where you at. Dabull already submitted a clue. TAke some action!!!

I'm looking into it, but you have to understand I'm SWAMPED by an escalating number of disregards for rule 5967-a. I'm not sure if the gestapo still checks up on such things, but Pheedno or BT used to have some duties to this effect...then they got promoted to mod and vet respectively and somehow forgot the little people (ie, me) along the way. Perhaps I'll start accepting applications for new membership into the gestapo.

[BIG TEXAN]

I'm not sure if the gestapo still checks up on such things, but Pheedno or BT used to have some duties to this effect...then they got promoted to mod and vet respectively and somehow forgot the little people (ie, me) along the way.

Well..... I see how ya are. Ya know as Commander in Chief, Pheedno no longer does any dirty work... that's what the foot soldiers are for and you being in direct command of them.. I must say I, being second in command only to Pheedno, am terribly dissapointed in your slacking of duties.... I may need to demote you and bring someone else up throughthe ranks who can handle such duties. Don't fret though... I'll keep ya around, need someone to file all these **** papers.

[Xavier_4446]

I'm not for sure if I know who you are talking about or not

[Juggernaut]

Well if Peter gets to be a part of the orginization then I want too be a part as well! Hahahaha

[Da Bull]

Well if Peter gets to be a part of the orginization then I want too be a part as well! Hahahaha

Your already there biotch..what more do you want

[BigGreen]

Well if Peter gets to be a part of the orginization then I want too be a part as well! Hahahaha

Poor Juggy...he's like the Honky Tonk Man back in the WWF heyday...even though he was the champ, he still caught all the $hit.

[bornbad71]

Well if Peter gets to be a part of the orginization then I want too be a part as well! Hahahaha

Jugg u are the center of the brown-eye circle.

[Juggernaut]

Jugg u are the center of the brown-eye circle.

I've a walker.............I swear to God I'll start swinging this thing.......PUNKS!

[bornbad71]

I've a walker.............I swear to God I'll start swinging this thing.......PUNKS!

I didn't know u turned for the worse........I thought u were still using a walkin cane.

[Juggernaut]

I didn't know u turned for the worse........I thought u were still using a walkin cane.

Threw my back out monday doing deads.............I did something wrong but I don't know what...............400 should have been easy but on the first rep of that set half way up.....no go.

Nothing a good dose of Gerital can't cure. hahahaha

[bermich]

I've a walker.............I swear to God I'll start swinging this thing.......PUNKS!

I have a walker too. The thing is GREAT for dips. Took that middle bar off of it and just bend your knees and do dips. Then you can still walk around also. Plus it has a little bag in the front to hold your water bottle for after the work out.
Of course I had to jack it from some old lady but the results are worth it.


Where do we apply for this gestapo thing??? Is it Da Bulls regime?

[BigGreen]

Where do we apply for this gestapo thing??? Is it Da Bulls regime?

I'll be accepting applications, but I'm merely a puppet. In fact, no one is really sure who leads the thing, and it could very well be Da Bull...but, here's the twist: the sh*t is so secretive that even if he were in charge, he wouldn't know it (you know, sorta how the CIA would brainwash their spies not to know they were spies and such). It's all very "Kaizer Soze" and I, for one, am afraid to ask too many questions. I simply do my paperwork like i'm told.

[rambo]

It smells like diapers in my house and I don't know why.

[rambo]

It smells like diapers in my house and I don't know why.

Oh yeah, Juggernaut, come pick up your Depends, 'cause I'm not touching this crap.

[bornbad71]

Oh yeah, Juggernaut, come pick up your Depends, 'cause I'm not touching this crap.

Rambo your still drunk...........your repling to your own post ........wait I see what your doing........your trying to stay ahead of Hoss.

[rambo]

Rambo your still drunk...........your repling to your own post ........wait I see what your doing........your trying to stay ahead of Hoss.

Take that back. That's below the belt.

[Da Bull]

Take that back. That's below the belt.

Don't sweat it rambo.......I can't see you ever being as azznine as hoss or his mentor Bigol'azz......you can sleep well bro

[Juggernaut]

It smells like diapers in my house and I don't know why.

**** it! Their Depends not diapers. Hahahaha

[hoss827]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA nice one BB71

[bermich]

NO HOSS, I wont play magic the gathering with you.

Is it kinda like so secretive that the janitor is really the head man but no one knows because he is undercover to see how the inside operates when they think the boss is not around?

[BigGreen]

NO HOSS, I wont play magic the gathering with you.

I consider this comic trend the best on AR in some time.

[bigol'legs]

Hey.... im a janitor

[Da Bull]

Hey.... im a janitor

I'm shocked you made it that far in life with your meger intelligence,so what's next Burger king or Wendies??Your 26 right?/They'll advance you to fry cook in no time and they are an EOE,so your good to go.............

[bigol'legs]

I'm shocked you made it that far in life with your meger intelligence,so what's next Burger king or Wendies??Your 26 right?/They'll advance you to fry cook in no time and they are an EOE,so your good to go.............

[Da Bull]

Ah cyclops is resorting to pics now..........at a loss for words janitor boy...BWHahhhahahahahahahaa janitor at age 26 ...god I'm dying over here

[mass junkie]

Ah cyclops is resorting to pics now..........at a loss for words janitor boy...BWHahhhahahahahahahaa janitor at age 26 ...god I'm dying over here

Bro....its Master of the Custodial Arts....

[bigol'legs]

Ah cyclops is resorting to pics now..........at a loss for words janitor boy...BWHahhhahahahahahahaa janitor at age 26 ...god I'm dying over here

are ya?

[BIG TEXAN]

BigGreen.... have we forgotten what happened the last time you started poking around.... we don't like nosey employees. Just do as you're told and all will be good. But please your presence is required downstairs..... in our agent re-education room.

[BigGreen]

BigGreen.... have we forgotten what happened the last time you started poking around.... we don't like nosey employees. Just do as you're told and all will be good. But please your presence is required downstairs..... in our agent re-education room.

Let me just grab my copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and i'll be right down.

[bigol'legs]

Let me just grab my copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and i'll be right down.

Hey BG...

[BigGreen]

Hey BG...

That's it...you're on "the list" - twice. Once for interjecting in the middle of a little conversation between BT and I, and a second time for misinterpreting a nice little "conspiracy theory" joke. I suggest you, A) delete that post and then, B) immediately thereafter trade in your betamax for a VHS and go rent "Conspiracy Theory"...there are certain to be enough shiny objects on screen to entertain you while you wait for the "Catcher in the Rye" reference and then, after driving six miles to your nearest neighbor's, ask him to explain how it relates to what BT and I were talking about.

You'll still be on the list, but moved somewhere towards the bottom.

[bigol'legs]

That's it...you're on "the list" - twice. Once for interjecting in the middle of a little conversation between BT and I, and a second time for misinterpreting a nice little "conspiracy theory" joke. I suggest you, A) delete that post and then, B) immediately thereafter trade in your betamax for a VHS and go rent "Conspiracy Theory"...there are certain to be enough shiny objects on screen to entertain you while you wait for the "Catcher in the Rye" reference and then, after driving six miles to your nearest neighbor's, ask him to explain how it relates to what BT and I were talking about.

You'll still be on the list, but moved somewhere towards the bottom.

Ok... Da Bull, take notes.... this is a good retort... not the vile that comes from your mouth..

hehe, Im working on my 14th hr BG... just playin around

[hoss827]

I did that to my HS principal when I worked at mcdonalds, only it was her coke.

[Dude-Man]

I don't buy it.

[rambo]

I don't buy it.

Me neither.