No bro I let the world know what a ****ed up individual I am. No deleting my stuff.Originally Posted by DF2003
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No bro I let the world know what a ****ed up individual I am. No deleting my stuff.Originally Posted by DF2003
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We already knew hoe ****ed up you were before this thread..........its ok though just shows your only humanOriginally Posted by RON
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Glad you are ok Ron...I missed your party....but you sounded pretty down.
Hugs...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by RON
you puke on my red dress before I get it off of you I'm gonna beat your ass!!!!!!!!!!!! stop feeling sorry for yourself, and boozing never fixes anything....when I come for that dress I'm going to straighten out that head of yours......
now go put on the black stockings and lacy garters and the high hells and make your wife a nice lunch......
*wink*
Cutie
Thanks barbi but you better make my next drunkin party or elseI hate all guy parties. Its just not fun having LMR try to take avantage of me in my drunken state.
Gotta go now and write "I wiil not post drunk" 1000 times for Jason before tomorow or I have detention
LOL Ron.......You got it. I was having my own party last night...had a little welcome home from Sea party....complete with a nice bottle of Alize'.Originally Posted by RON
Make sure you use your best penmenship!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Its the dress man. No gf on a gram of test well RON you looking mighty good brother. Next time I sneak up behind you and you feel that poke from the rear...shhhhh...its just a dream go back to sleep.Originally Posted by RON
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Cutie I broke one of the heals trying to walk last night sorry![]()
Trust me when I say this dress would never fit you but your still welcome to it. And the shoes were size 12 anyway
And lastly if I made her lunch it would be pure hemlock so I better not![]()
Originally Posted by RON
awwwww you didn't get hurt did you? do you want me to massage your feet for you..? that make youfeel better?
ok lets not poisen the wife, next week you may like her again *wink*
well are you feeling any better today hon?
Cutie
Need a xanax Ron???
**** it man...pull yourself together! I couldn't join the drunkfest last night....Had I taken a look at the thread though, I could have picked up Nathan's slack.
Today is another day bro!
You on orals? drink then bro,a beer won't kill ya niether will the peace pipeOriginally Posted by swellin
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Nah, not on orals, but....I had a drink while on all of this stuff and my vision was blurred within 20 minutes. It stayed that way for a couple of hours. I believe it was the L-dex and the Jack Daniels that did it...and no, I was not chasing the jack with l-dex!
Originally Posted by swellin
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l-dex won't do thaT OR I'D BE BLIND
Shiat RON I need to start taking my laptop home from work...if I knoew you were in shambels I would of come over and drank with you...or you could of went out with us the Santa Anita to bet the ponies for my bday Sunday. Well anywho, if you ever need a drinking partner....look no further...Butch is here (and in LA)....you need to come to the Beach and all your troubles will be set aside....
Thanks bro. It's not all that bad I'm just not always a happy camper. BUT we still have to get the LA thing going bro. I almost completely forgot about the LA party we were gonna hook up. I know there are a coupe good bro's down here.Originally Posted by Butch
**** coming to the beach I just need to move my ass there. Not enough women in bikinis up here.
BTW read the vegas thread bro.....We'll car pool cause I know your down.
~RON!~ WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!~![]()
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~MOD @IRONBODYBUILDING ~
~MOD@BIGDOGBODYBUILDING~
~You know that place between awake and asleep? The place where you remember dreamin' That is were i will always love you, that is where i will wait~
Well ia m glad to hear you are in better sprits...speaking of the beach...there is mad vacancy's going on in MB...you need to come down for a weekend and take a look at the scenery...you make like what you...definitly beats the Santa Clarita ladies....just barley though.Originally Posted by RON
Hey, even if we can't get any of the others dudes from LA together...you and I definitly need to do it. I'll shoot you a PM!
Don't make me rip that tape off![]()
Originally Posted by RON
~Please DO!!!!~
~MOD @IRONBODYBUILDING ~
~MOD@BIGDOGBODYBUILDING~
~You know that place between awake and asleep? The place where you remember dreamin' That is were i will always love you, that is where i will wait~
rip it off RON....we're all begging you!Originally Posted by RON
Yea ron, use your teeth....................
yea ...........and pull her hair back like that tooooooooooo
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Yes there is, but this is the prefered way... this way,
"The big bad man made me do it" she can tell herself....................
Originally Posted by RON
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You DRUNK ****! lol i can't believe i missed this **** ! next time lol u know im never one to miss out drinking
Are you on clomid?
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i like it ron. hey... get drunk again..![]()
not tonigh I drank everything in this house gotta reload
haha.. well run to the store and get some...
or are you on the phone? LMAO!
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