Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 41 to 56 of 56

Thread: Official Joke thread!!

  1. 02-18-2004, 03:49 PM #41
    spywizard's Avatar
    spywizard
    spywizard is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer~
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In the Gym, if i could
    Posts
    15,927
    How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb.???






















    Just 1 but it takes 12 visits..............
    The answer to your every question

    Rules

    A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
    to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
    one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.


    If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
    we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
    I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
    Don't Let the Police kick your ass
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 02-18-2004, 03:52 PM #42
    hoss827's Avatar
    hoss827
    hoss827 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Somewhere in cyberspace..
    Posts
    1,292
    Quote Originally Posted by Vidooch
    why do blonde girls always go out and fcuk mexicans after school?



    because the teachers tell them to go do an esei (essay)
    LMAO!!!!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 02-18-2004, 06:42 PM #43
    THE BIG RED MACHINE's Avatar
    THE BIG RED MACHINE
    THE BIG RED MACHINE is offline Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    ON, Canada
    Posts
    527
    Cop walks up to a little boy who's crying....

    Cop: What's wrong son?
    Little Boy: I can't find my Grandpa
    Cop: (looking around) What's he like?
    Little Boy: Malt liquor and chicks with big tits!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 02-18-2004, 11:06 PM #44
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Whats the best part of a blowjob?

























    the 10 minutes of silence.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 02-19-2004, 07:44 AM #45
    sensaispike's Avatar
    sensaispike
    sensaispike is offline Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    731
    now this is a great thread....i have heard some of the best jokes in here...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 02-19-2004, 08:35 AM #46
    spywizard's Avatar
    spywizard
    spywizard is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer~
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In the Gym, if i could
    Posts
    15,927
    that's nasty............



    Quote Originally Posted by monster.
    A guy walks into a bar, and orders six shots of tequilia, to celebrate his first blowjob.. Congragulations!!! says the bartender, here's another shot on the house.. I appreciate that the guy replies, but no thanks if six doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will..

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    The answer to your every question

    Rules

    A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
    to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
    one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.


    If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
    we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
    I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
    Don't Let the Police kick your ass
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 02-19-2004, 08:42 AM #47
    Da Bull's Avatar
    Da Bull
    Da Bull is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    X
    Posts
    0
    Jugg is in such dire need of a blow job...it's been so long,he forgot what it tastes like ...............................................j/j jugg
    Last edited by Da Bull; 02-19-2004 at 08:49 AM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 02-19-2004, 08:50 AM #48
    damiongage's Avatar
    damiongage
    damiongage is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Pergatory
    Posts
    3,432
    a little boy is sitting on a curb, shaking a bottle of turpintine. Apriest walks up and asks "what you got there?" Boy resonds "this here is turpintine, the most powerful substance in the universe!" Priest retorts "no son holy water is the most powerful substance." Boy asks "how you figure?" Priest resonds "Well if you rub a little holy water on a pregnant womens stomach, she'll pass a boy." Boy resonds back "That's nothing. If you rub some turpintine on a cats ass, it will pass a motorcycle."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 02-19-2004, 09:00 AM #49
    allsaucedup's Avatar
    allsaucedup
    allsaucedup is offline Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    829
    recent inventions at Texas A&M University 1. ejection seat on a helicopter 2. screen door on a submarine
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 02-19-2004, 09:02 AM #50
    allsaucedup's Avatar
    allsaucedup
    allsaucedup is offline Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    829
    whats the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can un screw a light bulb
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 02-19-2004, 09:14 AM #51
    damiongage's Avatar
    damiongage
    damiongage is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Pergatory
    Posts
    3,432
    you should change pregnant lady ot "wife"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 02-19-2004, 12:31 PM #52
    RP7's Avatar
    RP7
    RP7 is offline Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Great White North
    Posts
    917
    Whats the difference between your wife, your dick, and a blowjob?

    You can beat your wife and your meat, but you cant beat a blowjob.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 02-19-2004, 01:07 PM #53
    Testsubject's Avatar
    Testsubject
    Testsubject is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    shoutingatthedevil
    Posts
    2,812
    There was a lawyer, a nun, and a preacher on the titanic and the boat was sailing along nicely when all of a sudden WHAM!!! it hit an iceberg and everyone started freaking out. Everyone was running around panicing wondering what to do. The lawyer piped up and said, what are we goin to do?? The nun said SAVE THE KIDS!! The lawyer said SAVE THE KIDS?? F**K THE KIDS!!! Then the preacher said, ooooh do we get to??
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 02-19-2004, 01:23 PM #54
    Terinox's Avatar
    Terinox
    Terinox is offline The One & Only
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    5,000
    Quote Originally Posted by Testsubject
    There was a lawyer, a nun, and a preacher on the titanic and the boat was sailing along nicely when all of a sudden WHAM!!! it hit an iceberg and everyone started freaking out. Everyone was running around panicing wondering what to do. The lawyer piped up and said, what are we goin to do?? The nun said SAVE THE KIDS!! The lawyer said SAVE THE KIDS?? F**K THE KIDS!!! Then the preacher said, ooooh do we get to??
    Oh man, that was hilarious!!!

    .....

    How did Michael Jackson get food poisening?



    He ate a nine year old wiener.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 02-19-2004, 05:30 PM #55
    RP7's Avatar
    RP7
    RP7 is offline Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Great White North
    Posts
    917
    What does Michael Jackson call a lemonade stand?

    A singles bar.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 02-19-2004, 05:35 PM #56
    Elliot's Avatar
    Elliot
    Elliot is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    4,348
    Quote Originally Posted by monster.
    A guy walks into a bar, and orders six shots of tequilia, to celebrate his first blowjob.. Congragulations!!! says the bartender, here's another shot on the house.. I appreciate that the guy replies, but no thanks if six doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will..

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    that joke is based on actual events..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules