'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

Sup fuzzy wuzzy

[Dukkit]

I agree completely with this statement.

glad we see eye to eye my friend

[scibble]

I mean thats what I heard, a former assistant of hers said she had to regularly get her Valtrex prescription filled. But who knows, supposively she got them from Derek Jeter

haha, "supposively"

[Reed]

I knew everyone would get upset. How do you think I felt. It happened while I was typing her name in the yahoo search forum a year ago and you know how it guesses what your typing well at the bottom of the things it was choosing for me was jessica alba herpes. When I saw that I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it really was too much

[peachfuzz]

whats up chode lick

[Kratos]

glad we see eye to eye my friend

well, I'm more picky man whores
5'2'' and above can fill out relationship applications

[Chode Logan]

whats up chode lick

Not much dude, just wishing something was under my desk licking my chode currently.

Just finished a delicious wrap, getting my mind in the mood for training even though I Won't be for another 90 mins

[Dukkit]

well, I'm more picky man whores
5'2'' and above can fill out relationship applications

haha, well i dont usually date shorter then 5'3 so its all good then

[Kratos]

I knew everyone would get upset. How do you think I felt. It happened while I was typing her name in the yahoo search forum a year ago and you know how it guesses what your typing well at the bottom of the things it was choosing for me was jessica alba herpes. When I saw that I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it really was too much

I knew a guy in college that got the herp from his gf cause she cheated on him.

They just stayed together, bound by the herp. I think they both figured they were screwed for future relationships.

[Chode Logan]

well, I'm more picky man whores
5'2'' and above can fill out relationship applications

Something makes my man juices all bubbly when I think bout man handling some petite little squirrel. They usually love the fact I'm so much bigger than them and I just want to fold them into a ball of sex. F*ck I'm getting a boner.

[Reed]

Then again it is celebrity gossip and with her having herpes that would throw alot of other celebrities as well in the mix. I try to block it out of my mind but you know how it is. Just like in school when some dude tells you that hot chick has herpes. You still want to hit it but do you really wanna find out and get burned????? No

[Chode Logan]

i knew a guy in college that got the herp from his gf cause she cheated on him.

they just stayed together, bound by the herp. I think they both figured they were screwed for future relationships.

ha!!

[Chode Logan]

Then again it is celebrity gossip and with her having herpes that would throw alot of other celebrities as well in the mix. I try to block it out of my mind but you know how it is. Just like in school when some dude tells you that hot chick has herpes. You still want to hit it but do you really wanna find out and get burned????? No

Yeah dude it can instantly ruin my desire to rape, forever, wether true or not.

[Chode Logan]

Sometimes it burns when I pee, and even burns and makes me feel like I have to pee even when I don't.


Discuss.

[Reed]

I knew a guy in college that got the herp from his gf cause she cheated on him.

They just stayed together, bound by the herp. I think they both figured they were screwed for future relationships.

I mean I don't know what I would do in that situation. That would be the worst thing that could happen in a relationship, you get cheated on AND she gives you herpes. I might get ghetto on the whore.. haha :

[calgarian]

LOL Cal you are in rare form today. LOL

And Dukkit I did greet you today I asked you how everything with Math chick was going.

Now that I know u r not "spoken for" and you have a house I will like to marry you And I am not taking no for an answer

[calgarian]

Sometimes it burns when I pee, and even burns and makes me feel like I have to pee even when I don't.


Discuss.

you got infection...did u bang a chick without condum on or lick her without proper mouth guard?

[Dukkit]

Sometimes it burns when I pee, and even burns and makes me feel like I have to pee even when I don't.


Discuss.

you got problems

end of discussion

[calgarian]

you got problems

end of discussion

i had the same situation its a simple pee test and then u give you anti biotic fir it thats all

[Skully44420]

well i love all types of girls
but your right, to a point. short girls are tough to kiss (standing up) but shorts girl (IMO) are great in every other aspect. for one they make me look bigger if we go out. lol. 2, they are easy to man handle in bed. 3, i love cuddling with shorter girls. 4, their small hands make my dick look bigger

so over all. i think short girls are alright

exactly!!!

[Kratos]

I mean I don't know what I would do in that situation. That would be the worst thing that could happen in a relationship, you get cheated on AND she gives you herpes. I might get ghetto on the whore.. haha :

haha, well also keep in mind this little detail, he wasn't the best looking dude. His name harvey, but everyone called him Harvey Bitch-body. She was a mildly attractive whore or a slut. He probably figured he peaked, now he's got herpies and he'll never get another gf.

[Chode Logan]

I was just hoping I'd get some "Uhh you're dick's gonna fall off" comments.

[Chode Logan]

i had the same situation its a simple pee test and then u give you anti biotic fir it thats all

Excellent, this information has been noted.

[Kratos]

Sometimes it burns when I pee, and even burns and makes me feel like I have to pee even when I don't.


Discuss.

anti-biotics, nothing serious

[Reed]

haha, well also keep in mind this little detail, he wasn't the best looking dude. His name harvey, but everyone called him Harvey Bitch-body. She was a mildly attractive whore or a slut. He probably figured he peaked, now he's got herpies and he'll never get another gf.

Harvey bitch body, haha. That would inspire me to work out, what a horrible name. Yeah your right he probably was at his peak on the bird hunt. Guess you gotta take what you can get if your name is Harvey bitch body. haha that kills me

[Skully44420]

ahh chode has the clap?

[Chode Logan]

anti-biotics, nothing serious

Nice I thought my wee wee was gonna rott off.

[Chode Logan]

ahh chode has the clap?

Make it clap (clap clap, clap clap)

[KatsMeow]

Chode, do you have the funk?

[Dukkit]

exactly!!!

lol..

[Kratos]

Harvey bitch body, haha. That would inspire me to work out, what a horrible name. Yeah your right he probably was at his peak on the bird hunt. Guess you gotta take what you can get if your name is Harvey bitch body. haha that kills me

no point working out once you got the herp, that's a stronger bond than a wedding ring.

[Chode Logan]

Baby the only thing funky bout me is my dance moves.

[calgarian]

Nice I thought my wee wee was gonna rott off.

i am here buddy ...i could satisfy those ladies for u

[Kratos]

Nice I thought my wee wee was gonna rott off.

it can become serious if you don't take care of it, the infection can move north and reach your kidneys, so see a doc soon

[calgarian]

Chode, do you have the funk?

so Honey.........are u ready or not?

[Chode Logan]

i am here buddy ...i could satisfy those ladies for u

I'll send my ladies on the next greyhound your way. I'll just make sure they are all packing combat knives of their own so they don't get decapitated.

[calgarian]

it can become serious if you don't take care of it, the infection can move north and reach your kidneys, so see a doc soon

i agree....

[Dukkit]

uh oh. the owner just came down. told me they are having VIP in on fri and the warehouse needs to be in top shape. good thing i wont be here fri!!!!


SUKKAS!!!

[Dukkit]

it can become serious if you don't take care of it, the infection can move north and reach your kidneys, so see a doc soon

anytime i got an infection i drank straight whiskey for a few days.

got rid if it no problem. even worked for my kidney stone.

thank god the irish made whiskey

[Chode Logan]

uh oh. the owner just came down. told me they are having VIP in on fri and the warehouse needs to be in top shape. good thing i wont be here fri!!!!


SUKKAS!!!

Take a poo in the corner somewhere or behind a vending machine and let it ferment.