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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post


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    Argh! I can't win!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Argh! I can't win!!!!
    ok, you can win next time!

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    101 degrees F in my parking garage, in the shade

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    Almost time to head back to work.


    I hate work.

    I need an alternate source of survival/income. Like a sugar mama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle
    Almost time to head back to work.

    I hate work.

    I need an alternate source of survival/income. Like a sugar mama.
    I'm working on one

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    ^ I think Igifuno is married, brother.
    Lol..

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    Gotta love Texas...

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    I believe I may be the closest I've ever been to a full on panic attack.

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    Hmm coffee cake muffin.

    And coffee.

    Breakfast of champions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    I believe I may be the closest I've ever been to a full on panic attack.
    Breathe.

    Deep breaths.

    Count out loud with each breath.

    1

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    5

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    Now jerk off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    Breathe.

    Deep breaths.

    Count out loud with each breath.

    1

    2

    3

    4

    5

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    Now jerk off.
    Ha! I think most of the morning commuters would frown on that last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    Ha! I think most of the morning commuters would frown on that last one.
    They dont like it, they dont have to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    They dont like it, they dont have to watch.
    It's like a train wreck man. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't stop staring!

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    yeah, I bet they don't see guys that are hung like a mouse everyday!

    What is that guy doing over there?? Milking rice?

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    Morning Dukkit

    Soreness fading?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Morning Dukkit

    Soreness fading?
    Morning!

    Soreness? When did I say I was sore?

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    Mildly ironic, yet fitting at the same time
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    Hematocrit out of control. Draining 4th pint today. 1st one was about 6 weeks ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Morning!

    Soreness? When did I say I was sore?
    usually goes with the territory. and I'm not talking about the missus's strap on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Hematocrit out of control. Draining 4th pint today. 1st one was about 6 weeks ago.
    How are you determining PCV? Blood work, or are you guessing?

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    morning hatchet wounds!

    looks like i am going meet up with the cougar this weekend

    could it be a cat trap?

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    lol, is it possible to guess? I check it at home with a test kit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Hematocrit out of control. Draining 4th pint today. 1st one was about 6 weeks ago.
    that's no bueno!

    hope you get that under control bud

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    Doing a urinalysis to see if I'm dehydrated. Just cant see that being possible as much water as I drink. CMP is clean. Either that or my sleep apnea has suddenly gotten really bad.
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    Gotta love Texas...
    Service with a smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Doing a urinalysis to see if I'm dehydrated. Just cant see that being possible as much water as I drink. CMP is clean. Either that or my sleep apnea has suddenly gotten really bad.
    Damn dude, hope you're ok.

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    Thanks. I think it'll be fine. Just never seen hCT kick up at such an alarming rate. From 48 to 55 in a few weeks is unheard of for me. I'm more bothered by the venipunctures really. lol.
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    Mornin slackers

    NFL Pre-season officially starts tonight!

    Browns vs Rams

    Fukk yeah!

    Gettin pumped

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    def can smell football in the air!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    def can smell football in the air!
    Oh, is that what that was? I thought it was that gnarly fart I just blasted.

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    This thread use to be full of arse, ***** don't like tits so that didn't bother me but what the hell happened here...........

    Pull yourselves together guys and lets see some close to the bone explicit pics what scrap the barrel of the ban bucket

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    The Tartan fvcks me right up

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