damnOriginally Posted by Voland
Banned
damn
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
enema (sp?) is ur friendjust make sure she poops first.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
what did u take in ur mouth?my tummy hurts
"A Work in Progress"
haha i already suggested that and she said its possible
Banned
it sure is. thats the best way to avoid getting in a shitty situation, if you know what i mean.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
haha alt.com is your site....you'll freak out. I've discovered philias and fetishes there that i didn't even knew were able to exist.damn
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
just make sure that u tell her to lick it clean....if she doesnt u r fvcking her in pvssy with the same unwashed d!ck...just make sure she poops first.
"A Work in Progress"
well we are both already planning on getting checked...she's only had sex 2 times with the same guy so i'm not too worried LOL
I feel accomplished
Woah, you got it in there deep. NMBPmy tummy hurts
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
i know what u meanit sure is. thats the best way to avoid getting in a shitty situation, if you know what i mean.
Banned
thanks for the tip, im a fan of ratemypoo.com
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
you're such a gentleman....
I am the law. I wanted anal and i got anal. "i've never done anal" (that turned me on even more) "that will change today, lady". LOL.
I feel accomplished
sometimes I go from oral to kissing a girl, is that like getting snow-balled to them? Cause nobody ever said anything to me.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
dumbass....it's da dbawlz i thinks
Banned
yep or she can always just think shes licking a payday bar. loljust make sure that u tell her to lick it clean....if she doesnt u r fvcking her in pvssy with the same unwashed d!ck...
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
donna wanna be an asshole but trusting a girl's word is not smart.
But if you're getting checked, good.
Banned
thats true, every girl ive met is either had one or two partners thats all, according to them.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
trusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed
"A Work in Progress"
yeah but i do trust her. most girls i wouldn't but i mean she's only had that one boyfriend LOL. i may be a dumbass for trusting her but oh well.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
Thy just tel me mine is bigger then every one they had sex with and thats allthats true, every girl ive met is either had one or two partners thats all, according to them.
if not i fvck their asses
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
who's this clown anyway?
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
you are finding it now that u r screwedtrusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed
did u get my email?
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
newbie ...dont tell me he is annoying u
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
nah....on laptop......and i hate my yahoo acct......hopefully i'll get to it latayou are finding it now that u r screwed
did u get my email?
Banned
lol aim for the poo hole.Thy just tel me mine is bigger then every one they had sex with and thats all
if not i fvck their asses
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
nah i haven't even been readin his posts
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
Lesson one of the Warrior: a warrior trust himself, and his fellow warriors in arms. You DO NOT trust a girl or a "civilian". Girls always say, what the think its good to say, appropiate to say, in order to play the perfect girl role. Which is far from the truth.trusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed
Lesson 2: Don't ever give a shit of what a girl (or any civilian) thinks about you.
Lesson 3: You first, You are the law. You set rules That are to be followed by ALL (that inlcudes girls) Girls DO NOT get special treatment.
Follow the path of the warrior and you'll be a king.!
Banned
hey im a friendly clown.
"A Work in Progress"
hmm i don't wanna go work today
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
always do and its easier to ask for forgiveness then permission
"A Work in Progress"
time to go make some eggs.
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
all u do is cock the door and wait the glue to dry.......
Banned
preach on brother
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
so tell me clown where the heck r u and how old r u?hey im a friendly clown.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
well i've got lesson 2 and lesson 3 i think.....i just think i would give a girl special treatment if they were into me.
Rise up sons of odin and take your rightful place as rulers of the mortal world
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Bitches
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
uh huh...sure.....i have read IT by stephen king you knowhey im a friendly clown.
Anabolic Member
i just passed gas :P
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
nyet
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
moron
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