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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Might have to cancel gym membership now that I gotta pay all the bills.

    Hate living pay check to pay check.
    Haz has that extra gym equip sitting around. Go steal, I mean borrow, it.

    Got any Planet Fitness around you? My gf is looking to join one here and it's like $10.
    Last edited by jasc; 09-30-2013 at 09:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Damn Dukk..

    atleast she didn't steal your dog though

    Mornin RC, Bik, Aus, Marcus
    Morning bud. Hope you had a good weekend.

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    Fukk planet fitness! Pvssy ass anti bodybuilder discriminating mutha fukkas!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Morning bud. Hope you had a good weekend.
    Mornin Bik!

    Hell of a weekend. Went out for the OSU game on sat. The whole city was insane. Drank wayy too much and took what my buddy said was an add. for a little pick-me-up. He was wrong.. I was fukked out of my mind for the next 5-6 hrs. lol

    It was a blast until the next morning.. Puked all morning and watched the Browns win!

    Oh and saw The Purge on friday. Good flick

    How was yours? any tops come off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Fukk planet fitness! Pvssy ass anti bodybuilder discriminating mutha fukkas!!!!
    True

    but for $10 you can keep setting off the lunk alarm until they force you to leave.

    sounds kinda fun

    plus, think of all the free pizza! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin Bik!

    Hell of a weekend. Went out for the OSU game on sat. The whole city was insane. Drank wayy too much and took what my buddy said was an add. for a little pick-me-up. He was wrong.. I was fukked out of my mind for the next 5-6 hrs. lol

    It was a blast until the next morning.. Puked all morning and watched the Browns win!

    Oh and saw The Purge on friday. Good flick

    How was yours? any tops come off?
    Sounds like fun. I had another fairly tame weekend. Went out to eat Saturday with family. Gym and cooking Sunday. Wife has been busting balls. According to her every time I leave the house alone some whore is giving me a BJ. I try to convince her its not every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Sounds like fun. I had another fairly tame weekend. Went out to eat Saturday with family. Gym and cooking Sunday. Wife has been busting balls. According to her every time I leave the house alone some whore is giving me a BJ. I try to convince her its not every time.
    lol

    wish I had your discipline

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Sounds like fun. I had another fairly tame weekend. Went out to eat Saturday with family. Gym and cooking Sunday. Wife has been busting balls. According to her every time I leave the house alone some whore is giving me a BJ. I try to convince her its not every time.
    Tell her if she would give more of them, you wouldn't have to go look for one

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    Heading to Austin to go drop off some papers, easy Monday for me!

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    I spent all weekend with Italian chick.

    Im digging her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    I spent all weekend with Italian chick. Im digging her.
    Nice

    I wish smoothie was younger, she is a great gal

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Nice

    I wish smoothie was younger, she is a great gal
    Italian is older. She'll be 34 soon. I just turned 29.

    Cougar.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Italian is older. She'll be 34 soon. I just turned 29. Cougar. lol
    I don't know how old smoothie is, I'm 31 and I'm guessing she is 42?

    She is one of the horniest woman I have met!

    She is lucky I didn't catch her while I was on cycle!

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    I cant wait to get on cycle.

    Murda, murda!!

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    Almost game time!

    Geaux Saints!!!

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    Woke up with a head cold.

    35 guests...

    suck it.

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    Morning hatchet wounds

    Dukk, something is def blooming cuz my allergies are crazy!

    I don't feel like working today

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    RC!!

    I dont feel like working today either.

    I probably wont.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    RC!! I dont feel like working today either. I probably wont. lol
    Haha

    I don't have a choice

    Project manager is leaving Thursday so the shit on my plate will just get bigger!

    No probs though, I'm a Fukien Boss!!!

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    Morning Chode Smokers.

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    Winning!

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    Morning Ender and Kronik.

    How is everyone?

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    good, winning at poker

    hows work dukk

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    Morning Fvckos

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    Found out my bike insurance has vandalism coverage.

    Looks like Im getting new tires!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Found out my bike insurance has vandalism coverage.

    Looks like Im getting new tires!!!
    Great news. How are things with the sperm bank? Did she try to run you down yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Great news. How are things with the sperm bank? Did she try to run you down yet?
    Sounds like she's still happy making withdraws...

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    So tired.

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