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  1. 10-08-2013, 10:51 AM #90161
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    Dukkit has 63, 339 posts....the average novel contains around 100,000 words...If dukkit averages 5 words per post, then he has written 316,695 words, or 3 novels and half a novella....

    Too much time on my hands?

    Edit: dukkit wrote two more in the time it took me to write this, completely fuking up my calculations
    Dukkit is a mutha fukkin literary genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Would wrap around me twice Attachment 144739
    i would dive head first into those long legs!!!
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  3. 10-08-2013, 11:19 AM #90163
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    Italian chick just told me shes coming off birth control so that she can start a new one.

    Time to pull out.

    Or use the butt.

    Or mouth.

    Or tits.

    Or armpit.
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    Whoa ... JMO but the armpit may be a bit rough , keep the veet nearby
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    Her armpits are soft and smooth.


    lol
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    Dear Monday,
    I want to break up.
    I'm seeing Tuesday and
    Dreaming about Friday.
    Sincerely, it's not me, it's you.


    what the F does that mean?
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    Means you dont wanna see Monday anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Means you dont wanna see Monday anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Sunday is the whore
    i thought it meant ready for the weekend?

    some chick sent it to me that i use to talk with, strange!!!! so random.

    i never even took her out cuz she is so flaky
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    Im a whore.
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    Can you lick my taint?



    I dare one of you guests... just one... to sign up and come in here and tell me how awesome my thread is.

    Double dog dare ya.
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    Ylvis - The Fox (What does the Fox say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube
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    I just logged in after viewing as a guest.

    Your thread is awesome.
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    morning moose knuckle hunters!

    today is my thursday!

    caught a chick checking out my rear while doing squats, twice, so i gave her a little shake one time!
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    Shot 400mg of tren e this morning.

    Oh shit.
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    Morning all

    The theme today is slutty halloween costumes
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    Where are all the pumpkin's at
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Morning all

    The theme today is slutty halloween costumes


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    ^^^^^ i would like to smack that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Siiiigh
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    Whats going on gentlemen!!


    My ex fiance messaged me on FB last night.

    Havent talked to or seen her in almost 6 years.

    So weird.

    Shes still hot.

    Married with 2 kids now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Whats going on gentlemen!!


    My ex fiance messaged me on FB last night.

    Havent talked to or seen her in almost 6 years.

    So weird.

    Shes still hot.

    Married with 2 kids now.
    tap it.
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    or send her my way. I need to find a chick that has something to lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    tap it.
    I want to.

    Think shes my one regret.

    I may have a nude pic of her still somewhere.

    Time to dig in the archives.

    lmao
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    I don't think any of my ex's talk to me.

    Wonder why?
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    Last edited by bikeral; 10-09-2013 at 08:51 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I don't think any of my ex's talk to me.

    Wonder why?
    You heading down to FL soon?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    You heading down to FL soon?!
    Probably Tuesday.
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    Jealous.
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    i have a pic of smoothie that i think yall will enjoy!

    give me a sec
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    Oh shit!!

    Bout time RC!!
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    i caught her playing with herself on my couch!

    and that is her pillow, i am a SAINTS fan!!!! who dat

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    Woot woot!!!
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