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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Your not a lady, your a cvnt
    Seeing as c*** is a term of endearment one would say to a mate. Ill take that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Seeing as c*** is a term of endearment one would say to a mate. Ill take that
    No in the UK cvnt is the lowest form of life,

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    Morning MFers

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    Hope you all had a great weekend.

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    Mornin skanks

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    the tomato seedlings about 2 weeks, garlic is about 4-5, the rest 5-7+ weeks.. weather is just starting to heat up here, the plants are loving it
    awesome setup Kron!

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    Off to try and find a job.

    Wish me luck... whores.
    Good luck D

    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post

    Your not a lady, your a cvnt
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Man I'm in a foul mood. All day it's been nothin but cleaning around here. I had to take my daughter to the ex-inlaws for a visit. So while I'm gone the gf did NO cleaning. She said she rested for 45 minutes and it was nice. So I say I'm gunna sit down and rest for 45 minutes while she starts cleaning. Aparantly my "rest" was taking my daughter to the visit.

    So I empty the dishwasher, vacuum the back room, put towels to wash, put a de-allergen on the carpet in the living room, vacuumed the whole downstairs and took the air conditioner out which weighs about 85lbs...... Then I sat down for two minutes. She says "is that air conditioner gunna sit there all night long now?"

    My fvckin blood boiled..... I jumped up and grabbed my shoes. Picked the AC up and carried it to the basement. On the way down it hit my toe, I cut my arm, and I banged my head in a low ceiling beam. I heaved the AC to the floor lol (pretty sure ill need a new one next year) and I came up and got all the accessories for it and launched em down the stairs. There was a hammer and pliers near by so I threw those too lol!

    Worst part of the whole story...... I turn around and she's laughing like a mother fvcker
    If it makes you feel any better I was cracking up by the end of your story too. lol

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    I went to a fancy steakhouse saturday night. An old lady with a cane stopped at my table on her way to the bathroom and we started chatting. She started feeling up my arms. I came real close to asking her to take her top off but for some reason I had some restraint.

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    Bikeral is on a streak

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'd cover that with slober and bite marks

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    increased slober and bite marks...

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    500 posts bitches



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    Sup dingle berry eaters!

    Work is killin me, no time for whoring!

    Got yelled at for doing what I was told to do! Isn't that just awesome!

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