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    Lmfao

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    Real. Natural. Titties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985 View Post
    Real. Natural. Titties.
    pics?

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    hey hoes

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    howdy

    10:19pm here..... time for another turkey meal

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    never been a fan of turkey... chicken is numero uno

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    Hidy hoes neighbors!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    howdy 10:19pm here..... time for another turkey meal
    Good man. I'm gearing up as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    never been a fan of turkey... chicken is numero uno
    Me either really..... i only eat it twice a year lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Good man. I'm gearing up as well.
    Gettin up right after I type this..... can't wait lol. i'll report back shortly

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    I just did it. Turkey potatoes ham stuffing. Ooooooooooooh boy..

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    ok.....

    Had stuffing, mashed taters, and more of this turkey that this old cuban woman from the gf's extended family made. it was put into a pot with water, veggies, tons of spices. It was one of the best turkeys i've ever had.

    then i enjoyed a bowl of the NY Yankees bronx bomber ice cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    ok.....

    Had stuffing, mashed taters, and more of this turkey that this old cuban woman from the gf's extended family made. it was put into a pot with water, veggies, tons of spices. It was one of the best turkeys i've ever had.

    then i enjoyed a bowl of the NY Yankees bronx bomber ice cream
    yum!!!
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    That turkey fisting pic made me die laughing. And a little turned on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    That turkey fisting pic made me die laughing. And a little turned on....
    I knew that would bring you out of hibernation!
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    the turkey looked like this one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazard View Post
    the turkey looked similar to this one....

    fail.
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    that looks goooooooood.
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    Made a ham/turkey wrap and out shopping (since 4am).. I need sustenance.

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    Morning all

    Went to latin thanksgiving

    There were some sweet big asses Haz

    Venezuelan girl with big booty

    Tried to get pics while they were dancing but no good

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    It's 6:51AM

    Gym was supposed to open at 5:30 today

    Went at 6:30 and nobody had shown up to up

    Damn I need cardio today after stuffing myself yesterday

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    Going to go back at 7AM and hope they are open

    There are people waiting outside gym since 5:30AM in the cold

    Fvcking hard core gym addicts Bahahaha

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    Lucky I live 1/2 block from gym

    I can go home and whore while I wait

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    I'm still full from yesterday

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    Yesterday i dropped a dumbbell on the floor after a set and it somehow bounced and landed on my left toe. The whole fvcking toe is black now. What a fvcking dumbass.

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    Wife put out 2 days in a row this week. weeeeeeee

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    OK let me give the gym one more shot. Need to be at work in 2 hours so I can't wait much longer.

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    Gym still closed........

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    So I'm sitting at the table last night next to the hosts mom. Quit the latin Milf. Anyway I'm eating and there is some brown sauce on the table and I ask what it is. They tell me its ecuadorian sauce made out of prunes, you put it on your turkey. So I figured I'd try it. The host comes by and I tell him, dude everything was fantastic except for this fvcking prune sauce. Just to mess with the guy. So the Milf says to me, I made that........ (My foot went directly into my mouth) Bahahahaha

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    To top it off they kept bringing it up all night and fvcking with me. Later the Milf asked me to dance. Usually I would say no but figured if I did that would fix things. So I did. Yea I would have banged her.

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    Sounds like a fun night al. Sucks about the gym this morning.

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    Morning

    Nice avi Nicotine. You've transformed over the last few years. well done.

    Happy Friday everybody.

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    Happy Friday to you fine sir.

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    Black Friday Porn




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    Morning all. Happy Friday

    Hope you all stuffed your bellies well yesterday.

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    This is what a dumbass toe looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    This is what a dumbass toe looks like. <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=146473"/>
    Ouch! Dropped a db on that sh*t huh? Bad hop.. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Ouch! Dropped a db on that sh*t huh? Bad hop.. Lol.
    Teach me to set them down gently. Lucky it was only a 75

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