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  1. 02-02-2014, 12:28 PM #98881
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    Go Haz.. It's ya birffday,,, no wait it's my birffday!!!
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    Happy Birthday Haz... I didn't know exactly what to get you so I got you both of these!



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    I can't stop eating
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik
    Happy Birthday Haz... I didn't know exactly what to get you so I got you both of these!
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    I just ate 7 pastrami sandwiches and I'm still hungry. Not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I just ate 7 pastrami sandwiches and I'm still hungry. Not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I just ate 7 pastrami sandwiches and I'm still hungry. Not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    where did you get this gif of my wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Stories kronik... Need stories.
    ok ok

    so girl #3 (my guess is that she's about 30-35, big ass) from a bar in Udon came back with me to my room (after i gave her like 40$ lol and payed for her drinks..), anyways so after about an hour i came in her mouth and she swallowed, then we fooled around for about 10 minutes and then went back at it.. a couple more hours later i came all over her again.. and then she's like stick it in my ***** (no condom, reason i gotta go get tested for stds lol..), so she was there for about 4 hours so works out to about 20$/hour, then we fooled around some more and she said "what's my name?" my mind went blank lol... couldn't remember it.. lol she wasn't too happy and said shit like all you want is sex etc.. thought it was kinda weird considering she's a hooker n all...... anyways she bit me and while i was just laying on the bed she went to punch me and i moved my leg and she hit me straight in the knee cap, i heard her hand crack lol, and she was like ouch.. haha serves her right.. then she got dressed and in about 5 minutes was out the door, but on the way out she was like "are you going to come to my bar tomorrow?"

    lol seriously...what a fkn crazy big ass bitch... so the next day i went back to the same bar and.....lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    ok ok so girl #3 (my guess is that she's about 30-35, big ass) from a bar in Udon came back with me to my room (after i gave her like 40$ lol and payed for her drinks..), anyways so after about an hour i came in her mouth and she swallowed, then we fooled around for about 10 minutes and then went back at it.. a couple more hours later i came all over her again.. and then she's like stick it in my ***** (no condom, reason i gotta go get tested for stds lol..), so she was there for about 4 hours so works out to about 20$/hour, then we fooled around some more and she said "what's my name?" my mind went blank lol... couldn't remember it.. lol she wasn't too happy and said shit like all you want is sex etc.. thought it was kinda weird considering she's a hooker n all...... anyways she bit me and while i was just laying on the bed she went to punch me and i moved my leg and she hit me straight in the knee cap, i heard her hand crack lol, and she was like ouch.. haha serves her right.. then she got dressed and in about 5 minutes was out the door, but on the way out she was like "are you going to come to my bar tomorrow?" lol seriously...what a fkn crazy big ass bitch... so the next day i went back to the same bar and.....lol...
    Haaaahahaha.. Love it. Sounds like a good time. I can't believe you stuck it in without a rubber. Don't bother for a few months at least. Or go get tested and get tested again in a few months. Lmfao.
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    Hey Austinite , Do you have a protocol that can get rid of all the fat that HAZ clogged the DIHOW's arteries with ?
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    Damn she destroyed those tomatoes

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    morning coochie crammers!!!!!!!

    a lil late this morning to whoring, work has me hemmed up!

    dukky poo, hope everything is good with ya bud!
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    Came here for some pre-workout inspiration, and almost lost my last meal...

    Thank you Bedford for steering us back on course.

    Time to go do some deadlifts, lats, and maybe some trap action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Damn she destroyed those tomatoes

    There were tomatoes in the picture??
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