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    good morning you magnificent SOBs!

    finally friday!

    looks like smoothie ain't finished yet, she is coming over tonight. prob to say goodbye for good, should be fun!

    34 guest whores, sign up already!

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    sup captains of the douche canoe express!

    in south texas at the moment, faaaaaaaaackkk! i would hate to live down here, there isn't even a walmart in this small town!

    59 guest whores, we have your IP address now!

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    ^^^^^That's gay.

    Morning chicken chokers. Off to California tomorrow, going to visit some old friends. Keep whoring it up.

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    Off to Florida tmrw for me..... For work tho :-/

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    WTF.......I got to see a man's ass first thing in the morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Off to Florida tmrw for me..... For work tho :-/

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    sup whores!

    tarmyg, that is terrible, reported!

    zemp, have fun in commifornia!

    haz, people in florida are nuts! https://afloridaman.wordpress.com/

    cal, i see that you are moving to the US soon. you will have plenty of fatties to choose from!

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    good morning wank slaps!

    it's finally Friday!

    may your balls be mighty!

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    Good morning dick wads

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    good morning fine sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    good morning fine sir!
    Good morning sir how are you doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Good morning sir how are you doing?
    no too shabby!

    holding down the office, only fukker here

    need a masseuse to come to the office

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    no too shabby!

    holding down the office, only fukker here

    need a masseuse to come to the office
    Trying to leave one office with 1 day notice (thats not fun) and will be moving to USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Trying to leave one office with 1 day notice (thats not fun) and will be moving to USA.
    no joke!

    i may be looking at other job opportunities as well. i feel taken advantage of, work my ass off for nothing it feels.

    i think that jasc lives up that way somewhere, maybe ohio. i know he is a browns and michigan state fan.

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    I arrived in Florida this morning at about 11:30am. At 1:30pm my job was done lmao. Began driving home.

    I get to spend Memorial Day weekend with the fam :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I arrived in Florida this morning at about 11:30am. At 1:30pm my job was done lmao. Began driving home.

    I get to spend Memorial Day weekend with the fam :-)
    there you go Haz, sounds fun!

    how is the little misses doing? is she ruling the world yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun

    there you go Haz, sounds fun!

    how is the little misses doing? is she ruling the world yet?
    Pfffft she thinks she knows it all lol

    She's doing great tho!

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    2568 pages in this thread.... pfft. Weak!

    I am going to the post whore thread where the real whores are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_Am_I
    2568 pages in this thread.... pfft. Weak! I am going to the post whore thread where the real whores are.
    Reported!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I arrived in Florida this morning at about 11:30am. At 1:30pm my job was done lmao. Began driving home.

    I get to spend Memorial Day weekend with the fam :-)
    About time you catch a fair shake, Haz! Enjoy it, buddy.
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    My plan for yesterday was as follows: wake up around 3pm (5hrs sleep) - go get a cigar and a pack of corona. 4 pm - sit on the deck with my feet up smokin and havin a beer.

    What actually happened:

    Wifey brought my daughter in the bedroom at 1pm. Daughter jumps all over me and now I'm awake (3hrs sleep) - we make something to eat and watch TV. At 4pm she drags me to babies r us to start a registry. At 6pm we're done and by 7pm I have my cigar. We ate at a restaurant by 7:30 and I was home by 9pm. At 10:00 I got to have my corona and cigar while it was about 45 degrees outside instead of 75 :-/

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    Morning cum dumpsters, weather here on the left coast hasn't been all that great, supposed to warm up soon. Nice to see some fine latina ass walking around, don't see too much hot latina pusssy back home. Rock out with yer cock out! Keep it whoreish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zempey
    Morning cum dumpsters, weather here on the left coast hasn't been all that great, supposed to warm up soon. Nice to see some fine latina ass walking around, don't see too much hot latina pusssy back home. Rock out with yer cock out! Keep it whoreish.
    I'm jealous

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    morning whores!

    i am flooded in over here, whole oak trees are under water!

    good thing i like it wet!

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    Morning whores. Weather has gotten better, nice and hot here now. Heading off to the gym, hope to see some yoga pants all wet and sweaty.

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    Morning all; today was leg day and I crushed it. Did a PR with leg press with 625 for 15 reps; then did front squats to exhaustion, leg extensions, and sissy squats. My legs are jello, and I'm loving it.

    Life is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zempey View Post
    Morning whores. Weather has gotten better, nice and hot here now. Heading off to the gym, hope to see some yoga pants all wet and sweaty.
    Saw the yoga pants already, but half of my town is under water, some places as deep as a semi truck is tall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    Saw the yoga pants already, but half of my town is under water, some places as deep as a semi truck is tall.
    yeah man, this water is unreal!

    i could barley make it in to work this morning!

    i saw an entire oak tree under water by memorial drive by buffalo bayou (which is right where i live)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    yeah man, this water is unreal!

    i could barley make it in to work this morning!

    i saw an entire oak tree under water by memorial drive by buffalo bayou (which is right where i live)
    Damn dude, that's like one of the worst places... And it's supposed to rain again all this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM
    Damn dude, that's like one of the worst places... And it's supposed to rain again all this week.
    Here is a pic of Memorial Drive going downtown!
    Notice the tops of oak trees!


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    Sup whores?
    I can't take it anymore, the lack of ass is killing me!



    Ahh much better

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    Morning hatchet wound lickers!

    Storming again, prob will flood again

    Drewz, I concur!

    Happy humpday!

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    good morning you fabulous SOBs!

    it's finally Friday!

    may your balls be mighty!

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    g/f said she thinks my balls are shrinking; she can put both in her mouth now.

    I just told her I've been stretching her mouth out with the other part.

    Yes, I got punched.

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    Nmbp

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    Get in here whores!

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    ^^^^ lmfao

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    hahahahahaha Austinite!

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