'Official Postwhore Thread'

[auslifta]

oh yeah saw half of first one

[Ernst]

I am so putting mouse ears on a nazi helmet.

[Dukkit]

sokk sukka!!!

[Ernst]

Whassup? Have a good Thanksgiving?

[Dukkit]

thanksgiving...

shmanksgiving!!!

im not really a holiday guy

but i had a good time with my new girl. we went to the eagles game.

[Ernst]

Fcukin' Eagles. Always a day late and a dollar short. Still, it looks like it was a good game. I missed it unfortunately.

[Dukkit]

how bout yourself mister?

[Dukkit]

they won. lol. im not really a sports guy
so i just went cuz my girl wanted me to and it was a free ticket

[Ernst]

Slept all day. Got a turkey dinner to go from a super gourmet restaurant I know the people at. It was awesome.

[Ernst]

I love football. The Eagles are a good team, they just can't seem to pull their **** together.

[Dukkit]

nice. i think i would of preferred to have your day

throw in some whiskey and i would of been a happy man

[Dukkit]

im not really a team sports guy

i played baseball for 5 years when i was in highschool/middle school and hated every second of it

now if you wanna talk about dirt biking, skateboarding, mountain biking... ya know, all those extreme sports... then ill be interested... but all the usual sports... bore me

[Ernst]

I have the whiskey, but I can't drink on 50mg dbol. Or at least I don't. :P

I don't really drink anyway anymore. I used to be able to drink a whole bottle of whiskey in one sitting. Of course, I was also prone to stupidity, so my giving up whiskey is probably a good thing.

[Dukkit]

yea i barely drink

i havent been "Drunk" in years.

ive been decently buzzed. but still able to see straight. lol

i just like a shot or 2 to relax

[Ernst]

I got drunk last in the beginning of August. I just got some good news! My workout buddy is back from an injury! I finally have someone to kick it with at the gym again! He broke his hand on some fools face. lol

[Dukkit]

hahaha

dont you hate when you break your hands!!

sucks

a few of my friends have done that

[Ernst]

I haven't done it in a long time. My knuckles are still obviously uneven and one of my fingers is totally crooked.

[calgarian]

I haven't done it in a long time. My knuckles are still obviously uneven and one of my fingers is totally crooked.

what masterbation



morning whores

[Ernst]

No, that's why my palms are all hairy.

[Dukkit]

hello Cally Mo Bally

[Ernst]

Yeah from masturbation. I beat my dick like it owes me money.

[calgarian]

hello Cally Mo Bally

how its going Son?

[calgarian]

Yeah from masturbation. I beat my dick like it owes me money.

arent we all?

[Dukkit]

its like gravy baby...

i got it all smothered

like make up...

i got it all covered

[Dukkit]

you beat your dick like my dick owes you money... geez

[calgarian]

its like gravy baby...

i got it all smothered

like make up...

i got it all covered

come on over i got it

[Dukkit]

fukkin wrist is flaring up

good thing im takin the weekend out from the gym

my fukkin body hates me

[Dukkit]

sip sip sippin on my sizzurp!

[sizerp]

Yumm..

[Ernst]

fukkin wrist is flaring up

good thing im takin the weekend out from the gym

my fukkin body hates me

Feeling never did come back in my two fingers on the left hand. I just said to hell with it. They still work and I have pressure sensation. I'll just miss out the fun of paper cuts.

[sizerp]

Chest/Shoulder day today! Hope joo heal well dood.

[sizerp]

Feeling never did come back in my two fingers on the left hand. I just said to hell with it. They still work and I have pressure sensation. I'll just miss out the fun of paper cuts.

At least when you touch yourself, it feels like it's someone else's hand!@#$

[Dukkit]

anywhoooo

what up fellas

so im in lust with this new girl

weve hung out a few times and havent had sex yet...

i think thats why i like her so much... lol

playin hard to get.

[Dukkit]

but i still get mine. i just call another girl up when she leaves.

shhhh, dont tell

[Ernst]

lol it's just the outside of my left hand that I can't feel anything beyond pressure.

[Ernst]

If she's a whore in the bedroom but not outside it, then perhaps she's got keeper potential.

[Dukkit]

If she's a whore in the bedroom but not outside it, then perhaps she's got keeper potential.

im actually thinking shes keeper material

im lookin for a wifey

and she reminds me alot of my ex fiance... which is a good thing cuz my ex was a great girl who i still love to this day

[Ernst]

dukkit is slowly turning into Ward Cleaver.

[sizerp]

I had to get rid of a bitch recently cause she hates suckin (_(_)IIIIIIIID~~

Oh well, she was O.K. in the bedroom.

[Dukkit]

hahah

i dont think ill ever be like that