'Official Postwhore Thread'

[sizerp]

lolz

The food is what almost killed me. My clean weight lifting diet went right out the window. I was eating greasy tortillas, meat, cheese, and questionable guacamole and washing it all down with Tecate beer. After 3 days I felt like I was dying.

Mmmmmm good..

[Phate]

laterz whores, time to throw some weight around

[sizerp]

laterz whores, time to throw some weight around

Peace Phate, have a good workout brotha.

[Ernst]

Later Phate, have a good workout.

[sizerp]

Starting H-Drol 50/50/50/50 Monday. WOT NOW HOES!

[sizerp]

Can I stick the pillz up my anus? I hear it's a better absorption rate.

[sizerp]

Oh wait, DSM was lying?

[sizerp]

Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!
What?!

That's pretty much the synopsis of my day.

[sizerp]

Ever ate so much that you crapped while chewing? I think I am full...

[Ernst]

Starting H-Drol 50/50/50/50 Monday. WOT NOW HOES!

Now I'll cry myself to sleep because my test, deca, dbol 14-weeker sounds so weak compared to that.

[sizerp]

LOLOL. Yeah I know, H-drol is weak. But still. It's Legal

[sizerp]

Now I'll cry myself to sleep because my test, deca, dbol 14-weeker sounds so weak compared to that.

Making me jealous btw.

[Phate]

Now I'll cry myself to sleep because my test, deca, dbol 14-weeker sounds so weak compared to that.

at least you can cycle, i won't be able to for at least 2-3 more years possibly, depending on my test results and how i respond to the bulk i'm doing

I'm so pissed, my gym closed at 4 today, WTF?!?

[sizerp]

at least you can cycle, i won't be able to for at least 2-3 more years possibly, depending on my test results and how i respond to the bulk i'm doing

I'm so pissed, my gym closed at 4 today, WTF?!?

Shit, Phate I am sorry bro. Yeah I am 22, this will be my first PH cycle. We'll see how it goes.

[KatsMeow]

Skully is going to be a kept man!! whoot whoot

[sizerp]

Skully is going to be a kept man!! whoot whoot

He can't hear joo!

[sizerp]

^ Last meal whores. (cept kats)

[sizerp]

Didn't mean for that to sound so biblical!

[KatsMeow]

sooooooooo....something happened with the jacuzzi...got ready to get in it and just kind of went to flop down and relax and did i get a shock? ohhh yeahhh....cold as all hell somehow the breaker switched or something...damn

[sizerp]

That sucks, hot bath instead.

[KatsMeow]

That sucks, hot bath instead.

i suppose, it's just not the same as being outside in the open air

[sizerp]

i suppose, it's just not the same as being outside in the open air

Yeah, you right. It's moderately cool here, and the steam.... yayayaya!

[Ernst]

And I sayeth unto you whores...

[KatsMeow]

yeah it was pretty warm today, I spent the day helping my friend throw a party at a park for 20 kids under 5. LOL
Made me think that I might want to hold off for a long while on kids. But anywho it was pretty warm today but it's supposed to get cold again this week

[sizerp]

And I sayeth unto you whores...

Sayeth wot!!? Ernsty Wrnsty.

[sizerp]

yeah it was pretty warm today, I spent the day helping my friend throw a party at a park for 20 kids under 5. LOL
Made me think that I might want to hold off for a long while on kids. But anywho it was pretty warm today but it's supposed to get cold again this week

Haha, yeah I caught some rays myself. I like the cold weather, reminds me of NY. Kids, man they are a bundle of trouble. And to think I was considering being a teacher. Pshhyaa..

[KatsMeow]

well at least you can leave them there when school is over but man oh man....today was a hand full, we had clowns and stuff come but it was hard to keep track of all of those kiddies

[Ernst]

I sayeth I hope this girl ain't pregnant...

[KatsMeow]

night guys i'm heading to bed.

[Ernst]

Goodnight Kats, sleep well.

[sizerp]

Night Kats, likewise. Sleep well. Ernst you did it again?

[sizerp]

Dude, you know there's something wrong with your bowels when your sh!t looks like the same thing you ate. I had mashed sweet potatoes today (a good 27oz of them), and my shiot looks exactly like how I prepared them. Damn B5 megadose. When shall it end?!?!? WHEN SHALL IT END I aask theee........

[Ernst]

Maybe... God I hope not.

[Ernst]

Dude, you know there's something wrong with your bowels when your sh!t looks like the same thing you ate. I had mashed sweet potatoes today (a good 27oz of them), and my shiot looks exactly like how I prepared them. Damn B5 megadose. When shall it end?!?!? WHEN SHALL IT END I aask theee........

lolz

[sizerp]

You should carry some Plan B pills with ya. Works like a charm.

[Ernst]

Cyanide?

[sizerp]

Cyanide?

ROFL. Nah. It's called Plan B. Some kinda birth control thingy. Not supposed to dose it too often, but protects against any possibility of pregnancy. You take it the morning after (or she takes it rather). Bad part is, gotta sleep with her and make sure she takes the shiz.

[sizerp]

Well, was it worth it?

[Ernst]

At least it's a cool chick I know well and not some crazy ho one night stand. We don't really know yet, she's only like a couple days behind...

[sizerp]

At least it's a cool chick I know well and not some crazy ho one night stand. We don't really know yet, she's only like a couple days behind...

Ruh roh- that's never good. Don't let her brainwash you. Tell her what's up and to take care of tha shit!