'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

so I say to myself "self you should go over there and see what's up."

so I tell my friends I want to go to this other bar and we all go.

[Dukkit]

so, I'm at a bar in town the other day with a couple friends. One of my guy friends txts me if I'm in town to come to this other bar only walking distance away from where I am. He says "Hey for real you need to come out to xxxxx tonight. There is a very hot chick that is about you down here tonight. Your an idiot if your not here."

and.....

[Kratos]

It turns out to be the ex-gf of one of the guys I was with. Not a good situation.

[Dukkit]

and den....

....

[Dukkit]

It turns out to be the ex-gf of one of the guys I was with. Not a good situation.

hahaha

awesome... just make sure he dont care... and go take the girl home.

i wouldnt care. considering if my boys couldnt see my ex's there wouldnt be too many girls left in town they could date

[DCI]

haha. my balls arent too big. i just act like they are.. which attracts women just as well

and it can be a mind fukk sometimes to handle and keep all these girls happy

but i owe it all to my cell phone.. lol... keeps me up to date with all of them

Lol, ya ya not with all that sex you have they have to be the size of a house

I can barely put up with one women never mind 7 lol. I just kicked my one to the kerb pissing me off royally with cancelling and not paying any interest so goodbye to her. There's a tastey milf in work I shall try and impale lol.

My phone does all that crap reminders etc etc and pics.

[Kratos]

this chick who was with my buddy that sent the txt message bitched me out for putting them in the same room together.

The girl got upset and we left.

[Dukkit]

Lol, ya ya not with all that sex you have they have to be the size of a house

I can barely put up with one women never mind 7 lol. I just kicked my one to the kerb pissing me off royally with cancelling and not paying any interest so goodbye to her. There's a tastey milf in work I shall try and impale lol.

My phone does all that crap reminders etc etc and pics.

actually i think with all the sex i have.. the balls are small. cuz they are always drained!!

ahahahahah

[Kratos]

I'm gonna upgrade my car stereo. ordered a 10'' sub and amp. woot.

[Dukkit]

this chick who was with my buddy that sent the txt message bitched me out for putting them in the same room together.

The girl got upset and we left.

well she should of fukkin asked who all you were with when you said you were out

she knows you got friends

[Dukkit]

I'm gonna upgrade my car stereo. ordered a 10'' sub and amp. woot.

my car doesnt even have a stereo. lol
no stereo, tape player.. or anything, it has a black wall on the dash where one can go.

but its never had one in it

[DCI]

actually i think with all the sex i have.. the balls are small. cuz they are always drained!!

ahahahahah

Bahahahaha that's it ya I think your whole bodily fluid is just drained, Your wasted on this board I think you should be doing porn. Are American women easy or what??

I'm gonna upgrade my car stereo. ordered a 10'' sub and amp. woot.

What you get?? I'm listening to Metallica here live

[Kratos]

What you get?? I'm listening to Metallica here live

300 watt alpine amp and 10'' sub. A friend is gonna help me build the box and install. Just a saab factory system for a 9-3 right now. I'm gonna leave it as is and just add the sub and put an mp3 player jack in the center console.

[Dukkit]

Bahahahaha that's it ya I think your whole bodily fluid is just drained, Your wasted on this board I think you should be doing porn. Are American women easy or what??

ive been offered to get into porn. but i just dont think im cut out for that

i mean i love to have sex. but i actually like 99% of the girls i bang. i may not marry them or date them all. but i like them as ppl. they can be annoying and stupid. but they are good ppl.

and i just cant see myself banging girls in porn without any emotion

[Dukkit]

why the hell do i get a headache everyday

damn it just makes me angry

[Kratos]

one of my friends saw my ex-gf out at a bar on sat. home for thanksgiving I guess. I asked if she got fat and the answer was no, so that was disapointing.

[Dukkit]

one of my friends saw my ex-gf out at a bar on sat. home for thanksgiving I guess. I asked if she got fat and the answer was no, so that was disapointing.

aww

bummer man

[Dukkit]

i think my ex fiance is in better shape now then when we were together

which makes me sad

but then again.. im in better shape also. lol

[DCI]

300 watt alpine amp and 10'' sub. A friend is gonna help me build the box and install. Just a saab factory system for a 9-3 right now. I'm gonna leave it as is and just add the sub and put an mp3 player jack in the center console.

Ahh be a gran bit of sound then in the car. Fitting and building a box isn't hard really.

ive been offered to get into porn. but i just dont think im cut out for that

i mean i love to have sex. but i actually like 99% of the girls i bang. i may not marry them or date them all. but i like them as ppl. they can be annoying and stupid. but they are good ppl.

and i just cant see myself banging girls in porn without any emotion

Ahh cool, I know where you are coming from though haha.

[Dukkit]

heres the 19 year old im seeing

shes like 5'1. freakin super cute and sweet

[DCI]

Lucky man, tell her to tidy her room

[Dukkit]

Lucky man, tell her to tidy her room

i know.. its a mess

and she even cleaned it before the pic was taken!!!!

[DCI]

Lol, hopefully she cleans herself better than her room And tell her to get matching underwear

[Dukkit]

haha

oh shes clean

and i dont care for matchin underwear.. cuz mine dont match. lol

[DCI]

Lol, you dirtbird you. Are you sure she is clean

[Dukkit]

Lol, you dirtbird you. Are you sure she is clean

haha

well ive tasted, licked, nibbled, bitten and sucked on her entire body

so im pretty sure!!

[KatsMeow]

post the pick again dukkit i missed it

[KatsMeow]

i just got about 70% done with painting the jacuzzi room, it actually went much faster than priming for some reason

[Dukkit]

post the pick again dukkit i missed it

your lucky i like you

[KatsMeow]

kratos i'm glad your booty feels better4

[DCI]

Lol, lucky man

[Dukkit]

what time you hittin the gym Kats?

[KatsMeow]

your lucky i like you

she's cute but just remember that if you think she is wifey material that might be what your house ends up looking like

[KatsMeow]

what time you hittin the gym Kats?

Probably tonight around 8 or so, I like to wait until the people who go after work are gone, the gym is about 45mins away. I have to go to the hospital at 2:30 and fill out all of my paperwork and give them my licensing information and stuff so i can start working.

[Dukkit]

she's cute but just remember that if you think she is wifey material that might be what your house ends up looking like

hah

no no no. shes not wifey material
your nuts. shes just for fun

[KatsMeow]

where did you meet this chick at dukkit

[KatsMeow]

hah

no no no. shes not wifey material
your nuts. shes just for fun

oh well whos the potential wife material?

[Dukkit]

you missed last page where i was just talkin about my 7 girls

[KatsMeow]

you missed last page where i was just talkin about my 7 girls

oh geez...i hope you are using protection

[Dukkit]

oh well whos the potential wife material?

someone my own age. who has a good head on her shoulders and who i actually think may be too good for me