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  1. 12-02-2008, 10:04 PM #108921
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  4. 12-03-2008, 04:07 AM #108924
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  5. 12-03-2008, 05:49 AM #108925
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    good morning dukk of the law! :P
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  6. 12-03-2008, 06:11 AM #108926
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    what up scib
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  7. 12-03-2008, 06:22 AM #108927
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    another day of this life scratched off the calendar.
    short work day, 11 to 3.

    whatcha got for the ol' microwave today?
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  8. 12-03-2008, 06:38 AM #108928
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    hmm....business must be ample today
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  9. 12-03-2008, 06:39 AM #108929
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    sup sup
    normal work day today. but rest day from the gym

    microwave is the same as everyday... chicken. sweet potato. lean groung beef patties
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  10. 12-03-2008, 06:39 AM #108930
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  11. 12-03-2008, 06:41 AM #108931
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    yeah, i'm gonna make some lean patties

    right now
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  12. 12-03-2008, 06:42 AM #108932
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    i'm still too sleepy....
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  13. 12-03-2008, 06:43 AM #108933
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    but hi ernst

    always wondering why ernst hat angst.

    i just wanna lie down and sleep for another hour.
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  14. 12-03-2008, 06:43 AM #108934
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    i wanna lay down and sleep for another 2 hours

    and hello ERNST!!!!!
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  15. 12-03-2008, 06:45 AM #108935
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    im going to a party on Sat

    and im the DESIGNATED DRINKER!!!!
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  16. 12-03-2008, 06:46 AM #108936
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    sounds awesome to me...

    i wanna go to a party too
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  17. 12-03-2008, 06:46 AM #108937
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    asian chick wants to have my babies

    it would be a mutt

    shes part chinese, cambodian and loaetion. (no idea how to spell loatia)

    im mostly irish with a good line of native american
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    it will be called "dukkit-chi-lang"
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  19. 12-03-2008, 06:50 AM #108939
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    i'm gonna lay me head down for a few

    zzzzzzzzz
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  20. 12-03-2008, 06:50 AM #108940
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    hahah

    later scib
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  21. 12-03-2008, 06:51 AM #108941
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    wheres Ernst
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  22. 12-03-2008, 06:52 AM #108942
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    Girl peed on stick. Plus sign came up. That's why I'm afraid.
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  23. 12-03-2008, 06:53 AM #108943
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Girl peed on stick. Plus sign came up. That's why I'm afraid.
    nuh uh!!

    really!!

    holy shit

    ernst.... your gonna be a daddy

    first things first

    what are your options?
    can you kill her and hide the body?
    ill help if you need?

    can she go get a chemical abortion?
    fast and painless as long as you do it in the first 6 weeks

    is she against abortions?

    do you like her?
    would you wanna a baby with her?
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  24. 12-03-2008, 06:55 AM #108944
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    speak to me man
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    We're going to the doc to make sure the test wasn't wrong first. She wants to have an abortion if she is pregnant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We're going to the doc to make sure the test wasn't wrong first. She wants to have an abortion if she is pregnant.
    sounds like you got a plan in place

    good.


    you shouldnt sweat it to much then
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    I'm not really. She's more distressed than I am, but that's understandable.
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    course. shes a girl

    nuff said
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    ugh.
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    Busy day?
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  31. 12-03-2008, 07:37 AM #108951
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    just thinking too much

    i really like this new girl

    i havent felt like this around a girl since my ex-fiance and that worries me cuz i like this chick but i feel shes too good for me.
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  32. 12-03-2008, 07:38 AM #108952
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    im such an asshole and a whore

    she doesnt deserve to be associated with me.

    lol
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    This is the one you're thinking of giving up whoredom for, ditching all your booty calls? Do you have any sign from her yet about where she might think this is going?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    This is the one you're thinking of giving up whoredom for, ditching all your booty calls? Do you have any sign from her yet about where she might think this is going?
    yes thats the one

    and from what ive seen and shes said... shes really into me. but shes really quiet and hard to read. i mean i told her about my past and shes cool with it. for now... but what if she thinks more or talks to ppl and realizes she deserves more..

    cuz i feel she does deserve more. i have no money. no belongings. my family is broke compared to hers.

    shes so sweet and beautiful... i just dont know
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    Yea, her friends are probably your worst enemies and you don't even know them... Just treat her like a princess, that's all you can do. Maybe just tell her how you feel... definitely leave off the "ditching all the booty calls" part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Yea, her friends are probably your worst enemies and you don't even know them... Just treat her like a princess, that's all you can do. Maybe just tell her how you feel... definitely leave off the "ditching all the booty calls" part.
    hahah

    but thats the best part!!!
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  37. 12-03-2008, 07:55 AM #108957
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    "Baby, I'm so in love with you, I'm cutting off the ten whores tied to my penis... and my mom's friend too."
    "Oh, dukkit! Marry me!"

    It's right out of a Disney flick.
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  38. 12-03-2008, 07:59 AM #108958
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    "Baby, I'm so in love with you, I'm cutting off the ten whores tied to my penis... and my mom's friend too."
    "Oh, dukkit! Marry me!"

    It's right out of a Disney flick.
    i need to write this shit down and make it into a movie

    lol
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  39. 12-03-2008, 08:05 AM #108959
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  40. 12-03-2008, 08:13 AM #108960
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    at least now i understand why ernst hat angst
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