'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

later my man

[Dukkit]

im all alone

[Dukkit]

im so lonely

oh so lonely

got no body

to whore with me

[Dukkit]

hm

what to do

[Dukkit]

vat ta do

i vant to vash yo vindows

[Dukkit]

these ED headaches are crushin me

[scibble]

sounds like you gotta get help for that

[scibble]

i hate most patients. they suck. These people are idiots who think they have all the answers. They're morbidly obese, smoke, act like idiots, then behave like the world owes them something. Idiots should all be left on a deserted island.

[Dukkit]

sounds like you gotta get help for that

yeah, i dont know what the hell it may be.

Cal thinks its cuz i grind my teeth when i sleep. he said his wife got the same thing. now she wears and mouth piece to sleep and shes good to go

so ill try that

[Dukkit]

i hate most patients. they suck. These people are idiots who think they have all the answers. They're morbidly obese, smoke, act like idiots, then behave like the world owes them something. Idiots should all be left on a deserted island.

i concur Dr. Scibble

[scibble]

There is usually a theme to my day.

Today was apparently fat fyking disgusting woman day. All huge disgusting women. One so big she can barely get out of her wheelchair... i feel like saying...i think i can help you with your problem
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE !!!!

[Dukkit]

There is usually a theme to my day.

Today was apparently fat fyking disgusting woman day. All huge disgusting women. One so big she can barely get out of her wheelchair... i feel like saying...i think i can help you with your problem
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE !!!!

hehe

what type of practice do you... uh practice?

[KatsMeow]

do they want you to give them the secret skinny pill?

[scibble]

this one idiot comes in for an appointment...works for Burger King...a dinosaur would sneer at him saying "frickin pea brain"

i did the doctor thing, then ask for his copay, 35$, which is printed in bold letters on his ins card. "oh i didn't bring money with me"

oh, no problem. i see. apparently you think i work for free!

YOU Fricken MORON!

you can bring it tomorrow. "but I don't get paid til next week".

so I tell'm "alright! see ya then!" in the most cheerful voice, snatching away my prescriptions LOL

[KatsMeow]

how many patients do you see a day scibble? Is it family practice or what?

[scibble]

i do internal medicine, which in my particular case, ends up being lots and lots of high blood pressure, diabetes, and various pain complaints, thyroid....

but i do a huge amount of disability examinations because there are less hassles with getting paid.

[Dukkit]

i want scib to be my doc

[scibble]

I am working four days per week, MON to Thurs, but Wed is even a shortened day. i usually see 8 or 9 patients M, T, Th, and 5 or 6 on W.

[Dukkit]

one hour... till nap time

[scibble]

one hour til the Fed Ex guy arrives dukk?

[Dukkit]

fed ex and ups

we load them both up

[Dukkit]

its a low carb day today

[Dukkit]

so i feel tired

[scibble]

i 'm gonna do shoulders today, but gotta brace my elbow. I pulled working shoulders and just keeps coming back. hurts to just lift a dam cup of coffee sometimes.

it's those straight arm raises that kill

[scibble]

do they want you to give them the secret skinny pill?

how's your work outs going so far???

[Dukkit]

damn

you can read my Avy

[scibble]

somone is apparently spending lot of time on google-images

[scibble]

damn

you can read my Avy

nah. i see within you dukk. there are pangs of remorse and empathy, just a teeny little bit.

sorry, no qualify as sociopath, back of the line! LOL

[Dukkit]

yep. busy bee.. that is me

[Dukkit]

nah. i see within you dukk. there are pangs of remorse and empathy, just a teeny little bit.

sorry, no qualify as sociopath, back of the line! LOL

okay okay. maybe im not 60% sociopath

maybe 40%

[Dukkit]

i gotta pee

[Dukkit]

i want to sleep

[Dukkit]

i want to take a bath actually

that would be sweet

a nice soaking bath

[scibble]

i would like to take a nice soaking hot bath with a hot lady

[Dukkit]

i wanna be alone. not enough space in my tub

how tall are you Scib?

[Dukkit]

im hungry. i just ate

gotta do a B12 shot tonight

[scibble]

i wanna be alone. not enough space in my tub

how tall are you Scib?

5' 9 1/2"

i'll be creative with my use of space...significant body overlap y'know

[Dukkit]

5' 9 1/2"

i'll be creative with my use of space...significant body overlap y'know

ahh, shortie.

and i know what ya mean. but i still dont like it

i dont really like takin a shower with a girl
too much clutter for me. lol

[Dukkit]

10 mins till blast off

[Reed]

Damn Rainbow Six. If there was ever an award for epic fail on a video game level well me and my buddy earned it on this one. There are no save points through the whole damn thing!!! grrrrrrr!!!!