'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Phate]

hahahaha

i agree, i'm still laughing, my abs are starting to hurt now, lol

[scibble]

private, solo practice

[Phate]

private, solo practice

huh?

[scibble]

you had to see ernsts question faty-poo

[Phate]

aww, gotcha now, that last soo last page, lol

[Ernst]

Being broke sucks.

[Reed]

Just get you a ski mask, 40 cal, and a good foot and go to your nearest hippy dealer and have a good talk with them At least thats the way I was taught....

[Ernst]

Just get you a ski mask, 40 cal, and a good foot and go to your nearest hippy dealer and have a good talk with them At least thats the way I was taught....

It's a business you morons, not brotherly love!

[Reed]

It's a business you morons, not brotherly love!

Yep I need to get on my feet plus I gotta shut you down to encourage more customers my way. Less competition. Good business out look. Its easy and a thrill

[Ernst]

Go with a .357 or .45 . Large chrome guns that nobody will mistake for a toy.

[sizerp]

Only thing about serving is, you gotta cater to people's needs, aka you their bitch, and also there's so much drama and not enough lenience for eating when you want... also tend to be up late all the time, depending on shift.

[sizerp]

oh, and peeps always want you out drinkin, which kills any gains.

[Dukkit]

Ima trouble maker

[Ernst]

oh, and peeps always want you out drinkin, which kills any gains.

You can't say no thank you? I managed to.

[sizerp]

you singing weezer? fag

[Ernst]

Ima trouble maker

Not a money maker.

[Dukkit]

you singing weezer? fag

it was just on the radio. couldnt help it

[sizerp]

haha :jk

[Reed]

Or the baby I had an SKS military issue with laser sight and foldable butt. But handguns are easier cause it like going to a candy store grab the stuff you really came for plus DVDs, xboxs, and shit to go to your local disc exchange. Just grab everything of value. groceries in a trash bag, jewelry in your pockets, everything that is easier to carry.....

JK I don't and have never done any of that. Just seen it in the movies and over hear how to do it right. Alright I gotta go workout later

[Dukkit]

Not a money maker.

fool!! ill slap dem pennies out cho pocket!!

[sizerp]

Not a money maker.

LOL~ Nice one. We love you Dukki.

[Dukkit]

LOL~ Nice one. We love you Dukki.

its cool. thats why all the girls im banging make alot more money then me and pay for everything.

[sizerp]

its cool. thats why all the girls im banging make alot more money then me and pay for everything.

That's a good life plan. That's my 10 year plan. Find a rich ho.

[sizerp]

Or the baby I had an SKS military issue with laser sight and foldable butt. But handguns are easier cause it like going to a candy store grab the stuff you really came for plus DVDs, xboxs, and shit to go to your local disc exchange. Just grab everything of value. groceries in a trash bag, jewelry in your pockets, everything that is easier to carry.....

JK I don't and have never done any of that. Just seen it in the movies and over hear how to do it right. Alright I gotta go workout later

Uh-huh sure.

[Dukkit]

That's a good life plan. That's my 10 year plan. Find a rich ho.

im datin one chick that won the lottery and another chick that makes 100gs a year

so ha

[sizerp]

im datin one chick that won the lottery and another chick that makes 100gs a year

so ha

**** I gotta find me a nice rich bitch like martha stuart then.

[Ernst]

I need to win the lotto myself. To hell with having one ho buy me stuff. I want a stable of hos for myself.

[Ernst]

I'll be collecting social security while my hos finish up High School.

[sizerp]

get rid of the cookies first.

[Dukkit]

yeah. i wanna win the lottery. too bad ive never bought a lottery ticket in my life
lol

[sizerp]

it's hard not to fantasize about winning the lottery... too bad it'll never happen

[Ernst]

I've met 3 people who have won, so it's not impossible, just HIGHLY unlikely.

[Phate]

Only thing about serving is, you gotta cater to people's needs, aka you their bitch, and also there's so much drama and not enough lenience for eating when you want... also tend to be up late all the time, depending on shift.

yeah but you get a ton of numbers serving, i loved it, i swear i never even had to make an effort outside my job, i just went there, worked, got numbers, went to school, went to the gym, back to work for more numbers, it was a sweet setup, just pay sucked and no sleep

[Dukkit]

i liked cooking

i banged all the servers and hostess's

[Phate]

i liked cooking

i banged all the servers and hostess's

you and me are having opposite day or something, i served and banged all the cooks and managers(got a raise too), and no they weren't old, oldest was 8 years older than me

[Phate]

anyway, bye whores, i'm off to the gym

[oneshot]

hey hey hey everyone

[Dukkit]

you and me are having opposite day or something, i served and banged all the cooks and managers(got a raise too), and no they weren't old, oldest was 8 years older than me

hah
yes we are. i just replied to your "friend zone" post!

but yeah. all the 16 year old hostesses and the alcoholic servers were mine for the takin. and your right. all our managers were young

[Dukkit]

later PHATE

hello ONESHOT

[Ernst]

Our place was short on girls to bang. There were like 6 hot girls and 5 were dating my guy friends. The single one had just started when I left.