'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

damn it, they over toasted my sub

[Voland]

the best for anxiety is lorazepam and/or sleeping pills (in small doses in the morning).
although it will annihilate you stomach even if you use a stomach protector. every pill in the world does.

[Voland]

i wont swallow a smilling face. thats creepy.

[scibble]

i cant believe you all get paid to whore.


YOU're ALL FIRED!!!!

[Dukkit]

yep yep

gettin paid right now

not alot

but hey, its the life i choose to live

[Voland]

i get paid very little. lol oh well no, i'll be getting 120€ bonus this months. I get paid ver very little lol

[Ernst]

Low class whores like us don't get paid as much as high class whores.

[Voland]

lets uprise against high class whore!!! riooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[run_n_fool]

i thought the difference btwn a hooker and whore was that the whore didn't get paid at all . . .

[Ernst]

I don't make anything now. Although a guy I trained in gambling found a place he says is ripe for the picking and wants to bankroll me $10,000 in September to go to Vegas. He always talked a good game, but I'll believe it when I'm holding the $.

[Ernst]

Is that a 340 6-pack, fool?

[Kratos]

fack, I got a little emergency
someone has some hardware in their body that needs to come out but they have no clue what it is. Anxiously awaiting phone call. They're going to need some insturments today.

[Dukkit]

fack, I got a little emergency
someone has some hardware in their body that needs to come out but they have no clue what it is. Anxiously awaiting phone call. They're going to need some insturments today.

oh fun fun!

yippie!!

[Ernst]

fack, I got a little emergency
someone has some hardware in their body that needs to come out but they have no clue what it is. Anxiously awaiting phone call. They're going to need some insturments today.

How the hell do they not know what it is?

[Kratos]

How the hell do they not know what it is?

because the doc just called them screws in his notes when he did the surgery

[Ernst]

because the doc just called them screws in his notes when he did the surgery

Lol. Sweet.

[Dukkit]

new years eve is tomorrow

i have no plans

im gonna be asleep by 10pm

[Ernst]

New Years resolutions?

[Kratos]

oh god, his office doesn't even know what year the surgery was done in

[Kratos]

they're calling the patient to see what year he had his back surgery done. If I were the patient that would make me a little nervous about going under the knife tomorrow.

[Voland]

New Years resolutions?

topical...but being mentally and specilly physically healthy.
nothing else. if i have that i can get everying else on my own using; muscle, guts and pride.

[Ernst]

they're calling the patient to see what year he had his back surgery done. If I were the patient that would make me a little nervous about going under the knife tomorrow.

Hi, uhhh.... can you tell us what surgery we should do on you? Say, are you good at stitching?

[Dukkit]

New Years resolutions?

to find a goddamn wife

[Ernst]

I'm going with: find cute girl for threesome, gain 20+ pounds.

[scibble]

keep my job and keep my bills paid, survive at least til 2010

[Ernst]

Scibble, I thought you were still pretty young, why only 2010?

[Dukkit]

I'm going with: find cute girl for threesome, gain 20+ pounds.

im down with the 20+ pounds. (of lean muscle)

the 3 some is old news

[Ernst]

That better be 2010 notc hes on the bedpost, not a year.

[Dukkit]

scibbles like 50. he cant last much longer

[scibble]

Scibble, I thought you were still pretty young, why only 2010?

i carefully chose the phrase "at least" just to emphasize that my goal is to get through this coming year, one year at a time. I'd like to live forever. I know everyone says that they want to die before they get old but i think when i'm 70 or 80 I will say, 'i don't want to live much longer but i dont really want to check out at this time'

[Ernst]

im down with the 20+ pounds. (of lean muscle)

the 3 some is old news

The 3 some is never old news. Not with young hotties. When I'm bored with that just shoot me.

[Kratos]

The stuff was installed in 2006
I'm going to take an educated guess on what it could be. It's going to get fun if I'm wrong.

[Ernst]

If it makes you feel any better my liver is approaching it's seventies.

[run_n_fool]

Is that a 340 6-pack, fool?

No sir, 427 Chebby.

I did drive an acquaintances 70 Challenger T/A once. Neat cars . . . he was heavily into muscle Mopars. He owned a couple of Dodge/Chrysler/Plymouth dealers and had a stable of neat cars.

[Dukkit]

If it makes you feel any better my liver is approaching it's seventies.

my prostate is in its mid 60's

[Voland]

my stomach is on its 90s

[Ernst]

No sir, 427 Chebby.

I did drive an acquaintances 70 Challenger T/A once. Neat cars . . . he was heavily into muscle Mopars.

I can't see the pic too clearly, it looked like a 6-pack with the distributor on the back so...

Challenger T/A.... droool.

[run_n_fool]

New Years resolutions?

10# of lean muscle. A new job with better earning potential (working on this one right now as a matter of fact).

[Dukkit]

to stay std free

to get a better payin job or 3 part time jobs along with my fulltime job

to brew all my own gear

new tattoo

increase my penis size by 7 inches, make me a nice even 8 inches then

[Dukkit]

lunch break