'Official Postwhore Thread'

[scibble]

sounds like a good diagnosis to me

[Ernst]

Yes. It's possible.

[Ernst]

Sup scibble?

[Kratos]

my ass reeks

i think im becoming lactose intolerant.

is that possible?

it seems that everyday i have milk... my ass reeks like death

but days i dont have any milk. not a single fart is emitted from my brown hole

stop shoving gerbils up there they start to rot

[Ernst]

Not before they try to chew their way out. Lost some good women that way...

[Dukkit]

my gerbils are all dead

[Dukkit]

im excited

abbot is tweaking my new diet

time to grow boys

[Dukkit]

sounds like a good diagnosis to me

really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

but only with milk

ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

i love milk damnit!!

[Ernst]

Abbot? That's someone who I haven't seen on the board in a while. Guess now that you sold that gear you can afford the food. What an evil circle.

[Dukkit]

quote of the day

"In order to be a god. We first must be a god maker. For we are what we create"

[Dukkit]

Abbot? That's someone who I haven't seen on the board in a while. Guess now that you sold that gear you can afford the food. What an evil circle.

yeah hes been busy.

but we text and email everyday

i was gonna chill with him new years eve. but decided to spend the night alone

[scibble]

really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

but only with milk

ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

i love milk damnit!!

so firstly, HI everyone!

so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you

[Dukkit]

so firstly, HI everyone!

so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you

gosh darn it

time for some soy milk.
lol

oh and hello scibbles and bits

[Ernst]

really? ya think so? my bowels have been bloated and gassy too

but only with milk

ive drank milk everyday since i was being breast fed. how can i become intolerant now.

i love milk damnit!!

Genetics. Some people lose the ability to make the enzyme to break down lactose. Hence "lactose intolerance". One of my old friends has become a skinhead and brags about his "superior aryan genes". It brings me great pleasure to remind him of his lactose intolerance.

[scibble]

you can buy Lactaid (TM), lactase pills and eat a couple before drinking your milk

[scibble]

i was thinking to recommend you all watch the 1981 thriller "Tattoo" since so many of you are into inkin yourselves.

[Kratos]

so firstly, HI everyone!

so secondly, that's the way it is. your intestines produce less lactase as you get older, more lactose makes it to your colon, and them bacteria just eat it and fart. so if it makes you feel better, it's the bacteria that are farting, not you

I've often thought of that, but then decided I want the credit.

I'M THE ONE FARTING!!!

[Dukkit]

Genetics. Some people lose the ability to make the enzyme to break down lactose. Hence "lactose intolerance". One of my old friends has become a skinhead and brags about his "superior aryan genes". It brings me great pleasure to remind him of his lactose intolerance.

haha

damn i was goin for the skin head tryouts next months!!

[Dukkit]

you can buy Lactaid (TM), lactase pills and eat a couple before drinking your milk

haha

nice (TM)

[Reed]

[scibble]

i think anyone who is a racist skin head, should develop skin cancer on that bald head.

[Ernst]

i was thinking to recommend you all watch the 1981 thriller "Tattoo" since so many of you are into inkin yourselves.

Huh? Why?

I've only got 4 tats.

[Kratos]

In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.

[Dukkit]

Huh? Why?

I've only got 4 tats.

10 here

[scibble]

eh, it's just an interesting movie. this tattoo artist obsesses on a model and keeps her locked up so he can tattoo her, and she obviously tries to escape.

[Dukkit]

In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.

you are a bad ass mofo!!

[scibble]

zero tats here LOL

was branded once, but cant even see it now

[Dukkit]

eh, it's just an interesting movie. this tattoo artist obsesses on a model and keeps her locked up so he can tattoo her, and she obviously tries to escape.

i saw a movie called torture (i think its called that)
it was good. but i didnt see the last 10 mins of it... which was the ending!! so i dont know how it ended
im gonna rent it again

[Reed]

In the bar where I was celibrating New Years, some old dude was sitting at a table even though the place was packed out. I decided to squeek out a fart as I often do in bars. There was a band playing and stuff so I didn't even try to be quiet. I let one rip. My ass was only about a foot from the dude's face sitting down. By the look on his face I know he heard it. So I basically farted right on him.

[Kratos]

gosh darn it

time for some soy milk.
lol

oh and hello scibbles and bits

phytoestrogens

[scibble]

eeew, reed, just....ewwww!

[Kratos]

ugh the shart (aka oopsie poosie), the only thing more embarassing would be

1. blart
A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

[Dukkit]

phytoestrogens

oh yeah, soy milk reduces test or something.... good thing im on trt.

lol

[scibble]

urban dictionary?

[Dukkit]

i wanna be a DILF

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[Ernst]

There was some article written on how to lower your test to get trt somewhere. As I recall it consisted mainly of sleep deprivation, no exercise, and beer.

[Dukkit]

SKULLY!!

you slut!!

how are you?

[Kratos]

urban dictionary?

yeah, I love that thing

[Ernst]

New York in how many days?