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  1. 01-05-2009, 12:18 PM #115841
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    Reed whats up man!!!

    whats new? I see you're on slin and bridging 'til next cycle?
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    im back

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    I just got fcuking ticket. What a jerk too. Why do I have to live under a government and rules I do not agree with in any way? Fcuk the police.
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  6. 01-05-2009, 12:52 PM #115846
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    speeding ticket?

    bummer man
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  7. 01-05-2009, 12:54 PM #115847
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    I gotta parking ticket the other day
    Illegal bay??? wtf???
    dickheads lol!!
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  8. 01-05-2009, 12:55 PM #115848
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    *knock on wood*
    its been a good couple months since ive had a ticket
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  9. 01-05-2009, 12:56 PM #115849
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    my boy got a "misuse of a bus bench" ticket while he was in vegas

    cuz he was just sitting on it. the bus came and he didnt get on it. so he wasnt using it for the purpose of the buss
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    my boy got a "misuse of a bus bench" ticket while he was in vegas

    cuz he was just sitting on it. the bus came and he didnt get on it. so he wasnt using it for the purpose of the buss
    that's the stupidest ticket i've ever heard of.
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    lmfao
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  12. 01-05-2009, 12:59 PM #115852
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    No, he said it was for running a stop sign. I'm pleading not guilty. Cops seem to just like to fcuk with me, I don't know what it is. Last time I got pulled over he walked up and just said "parole or probation?" How about neither you fcuk? Apparently it's a crime to have a beard and tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    No, he said it was for running a stop sign. I'm pleading not guilty. Cops seem to just like to fcuk with me, I don't know what it is. Last time I got pulled over he walked up and just said "parole or probation?" How about neither you fcuk? Apparently it's a crime to have a beard and tattoos.
    hahah really! wow!! i have tats and some facial hair. and im on both parole and probation. but ive never been asked that when pulled over or anything.
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    I'm so angry.
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  15. 01-05-2009, 01:07 PM #115855
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    i would be too man

    go to the gym
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    That is funny. I have been on parole for over 10 years and got a ticket recently, protested it, and when I went to court the judge took me in her chambers and ripped it up. then asked me to vote for her! Bitch I can;t vote! is what I was thinking but it came out more like"sure thing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm so angry.
    that kind of thing happens in smaller towns.. you'll catch a break once you "get outta that place."
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    That is funny. I have been on parole for over 10 years and got a ticket recently, protested it, and when I went to court the judge took me in her chambers and ripped it up. then asked me to vote for her! Bitch I can;t vote! is what I was thinking but it came out more like"sure thing"
    there is a way for felons to vote.
    i was reading up on it cuz im a felon also

    but i forget what i read. lol

    though i know its possible
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    I will tear it up later. I had to turn around and come home to cool off. Anger management.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    there is a way for felons to vote.
    i was reading up on it cuz im a felon also

    but i forget what i read. lol

    though i know its possible
    Yeah but you have to get off of paper first. No other way. Once oyu discharge completely or get pardoned then you can vote. Believe me I tried all there is in the book to vote this last time. I may not have been able to keep him out of the office but I will help get him out! I get off paper before th next election! Whoo whoo.
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    I got arrested for damaging a seatbelt (100% serious)
    the school busdriver had a grudge against me and when the ****in thing literally fell apart in my hand....he got me arrested
    crim record till i was 18 lmao
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    Paid 35 grand in income taxes last year and couldn;t fvckin vote, aint that a bitch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Yeah but you have to get off of paper first. No other way. Once oyu discharge completely or get pardoned then you can vote. Believe me I tried all there is in the book to vote this last time. I may not have been able to keep him out of the office but I will help get him out! I get off paper before th next election! Whoo whoo.
    I like that. You can still fundraise and donate time to their opponents!
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Paid 35 grand in income taxes last year and couldn;t fvckin vote, aint that a bitch?
    LAND OF THE FREE*


    *void where prohibited. some restrictions may apply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    LAND OF THE FREE*


    *void where prohibited. some restrictions may apply.
    No THAT is off the charts right there!
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  26. 01-05-2009, 01:24 PM #115866
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    i got a ticket for selling used boxers in the middle of a road

    i was 17. and it was a prank. we were waiting till my roomate came out of work so we sat in the middle of the street with a sign sayin "cheap used boxers for sale"

    and we had his drawer full of boxers that we were waving around

    freakin KFC called the cops cuz we were outside of their building
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    burping up cottage cheese and chicken

    ugh
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    Yes, being 17 is also criminal offense in this country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Yes, being 17 is also criminal offense in this country.
    you hear how they wont let kids under 18 alone in the mall without adult supervision now?

    some of the malls by me are enacting that
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    Under 18? what the ****?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Under 18? what the ****?
    yep

    the teens are messin shit up
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    LAND OF THE FREE*
    *freedom not included

    *freedom sold separately
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    *keep out of reach of felons
    tru dat!!!!
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    i need some coffee

    im crashing
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