Thread: 'Official Postwhore Thread'

  1. 01-06-2009, 03:30 PM #116401
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    Drove into town to get some food. Stopped at one of the pharmacies and asked for a 1ml oral syringe. Woman behind the counter was a pain in the ass and then announced that if she had one it had a needle and I needed a prescription for that. Actually in this state you can purchase and posses up to 10 hypodermic needles w/out a scrip. Not one to argue with idiots (it makes my blood boil) I went to the next pharmacy, where the hottie behind the counter was very helpful and the pharmacist came out and gave me a syringe for free (I may have told them it was for a little dogs medicine). "It has a needle on it, but you can just pop it off." I'll have to make up another malady for "fluffy" so I can go back for the pharmacy assistant's #.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Drove into town to get some food. Stopped at one of the pharmacies and asked for a 1ml oral syringe. Woman behind the counter was a pain in the ass and then announced that if she had one it had a needle and I needed a prescription for that. Actually in this state you can purchase and posses up to 10 hypodermic needles w/out a scrip. Not one to argue with idiots (it makes my blood boil) I went to the next pharmacy, where the hottie behind the counter was very helpful and the pharmacist came out and gave me a syringe for free (I may have told them it was for a little dogs medicine). "It has a needle on it, but you can just pop it off." I'll have to make up another malady for "fluffy" so I can go back for the pharmacy assistant's #.
    saw she has a dry nose and is sneezing (symptoms of basic doggy cold), and you are really worried about her, then ask if the assistant could please come take a look at your weiner.....dog.
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    Wow Phate. Sounds like you have a way with the ladies.
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    man i hate the casinos
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Wow Phate. Sounds like you have a way with the ladies.
    works everytime, lol,

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    man i hate the casinos
    i warned you bro, lol
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  7. 01-06-2009, 05:18 PM #116407
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    off to the casino suckas!

    time to get paid!
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    your just not playin right...

    i might just have a few cocktails as well while im at it!
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    man i hate the casinos
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    back for a little bit... seeing who all's atill around
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    hello jaydub

    i have not met you

    ps. my name is scibble
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    and jaydub, just so you know, a glitch caused everyone here in the postwhore thread to jump the post count...
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    what do you mean jump the post count? like added more numbers to total posts? how the hell did i miss that?
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    that kinda sucks.. haha.. i've been doing this on these threads for years.. i had to earn my posts lol... j/k fellla's! man i missed this board!
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    gonna try a little whoring real quick here
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    so.. yeah. lifes been ruff.. but i'm still kickin
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    i need a new car... think i'm gonna get me an Envoy, or a Grand Cherokee
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    or maybe something like a 4runner... i dunno. i want an suv though
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    so am i the only one thats on here? i feel all alone man!
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    yeah, a mod decided to delete the whore thread, then the admin came and put it back and when he did that everyone here had doubled post count
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    dang man.. i don't even got 2000 posts yet... i gotta step it up
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    tis slow right now...
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    I like my postwhore thread at the top
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    yeah kratos, let it rip here in the whore thread, let's hear em
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    Q: Why did God create WASPs?
    A: Someone has to buy retail!
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    Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
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    go to my thread in the supplement section.
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    on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    go to my thread in the supplement section.
    i am thoroughly clueless on that subject.
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    peaches, are you gonna get a custom title????
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    maybe someday?

    what should it be?
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    "ass hair in the making?"
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    i thought it was gonna be "i make dukkit jealous" LOL
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    since you like to haze the noobs, it could be "Pledge Leader"
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    hahaha thats what more along the lines of what im thinking...it has to have something to do with how big of a jackass i am.
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    you could use: "i'll kick your skinny ass!"
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    I GOT IT!

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    but how does that have to do with you being a jackass?
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