Wow you read my book!!! I'm impressed!
Originally Posted by Imperialist
Wow you read my book!!! I'm impressed!
Originally Posted by Imperialist
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
i just saved a ton of money by switching to geico
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Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
elites rule
Couldn't agree more my brother!Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
gnarley!
Sorry, here I am beating a dead horse and popin' off like I'm still on tren myself.
Got this in the email today...
Last edited by Commando_Barbi; 12-25-2005 at 10:23 PM.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
this is what happens if you try to kick them..Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I could have done without seeing that shiet again.Originally Posted by D-END
Man that hadda HURT!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by D-END
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
all hail the almighty ELITIST UNION!
OMFG are u for real?
OMFG
i once raided a crackhouse for some crack and walked out with a crackwhore and a rock![]()
lol sorry bro
dayumm!!! my boys hurt just looking at that!
i dunno bout yall but id take alot dogs head on? by no means am i the biggest billy badass but even when i was 15 there was a 100 lb chocolate lab in my friends neighborhood that would always give us problems. he ran out of his electric fence one day and kept on following us, we get to my friends house and the dog came at me near the garage. i just kicked the bitch in the face and threw it against the garage by its collar. it got up and i jus slammed em again, it left after that. a dog comes at me its gettin its teeth knocked out or its neck broke.
lol trying doing that to a 110lb pitbull who's kept in a basement all his life, never seen daylight except when fed, with gun powder on his food. Thats how they make the killer dogs madOriginally Posted by TestTubeBaby
Detroit baby
all his posts are like that
And yours are like thatOriginally Posted by Decadbal
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now I realize that after reading his previous posts. oh well, cant understand everything I guees,......hey man how about driving to mexico and planting some roses in a garden w/ marines in it storming the beaches of normandy and all the while micky mouse opens his book to page twelve and sit up son I am talking to you my cocktail is hot and gardening will be there when it is right to watch tv in the cellar w/ me I will be seeding my lawn on house driveway day in columbia for gold watch strings better get delay time on right arrow for helocopters initiation. ........does that make sense? sound like a f-ing madlibs!Originally Posted by Decadbal
Look Bitta, NEVER , NEVER ask Commando Barbie out on a date or cyclone will ban you. I thought if i snooze I lose, it was a mistake. They are always looking for a reason to get youOriginally Posted by bitta
never have never will smarty pants! great post bro, really intelligent.My wife wouldnt like that anyway
If not the dog would kick his ass, they might be smaller animals than us, but they can kick our asses.But I agree with you ditta.
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