[QUOTE=Commando_Barbhoping that was a typo.... "suck a pig"[/QUOTE]
Sure was, I'm a sweetheart...I'd never think of letting my hormones get thebest of me...Dang juice, has my sex drive going through the roof...
[QUOTE=Commando_Barbhoping that was a typo.... "suck a pig"[/QUOTE]
Sure was, I'm a sweetheart...I'd never think of letting my hormones get thebest of me...Dang juice, has my sex drive going through the roof...
Ok but I'm bringin a girl. Cause I don't share eitherOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Did I mention that I'm a new LEO and I'm looking for a good grappling instructor???Originally Posted by ironfist
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by butterface
are you hung like a fetus?
No NO NO NO you aren't playing the game right. ALL MINE!!!! All MINE demmit!Originally Posted by RON
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Yeah , yeah...So how about you and I get together for aOriginally Posted by purplelaceteddy
?
Ok ok, that was pretty gay but I wanted to use that cute lil smilie and I haven't had the chance before...![]()
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
how about one big (ron) and one smaller (me)![]()
[QUOTE=ironfist]LOL thank GOD. Was gonna refer you to another web site for that!Originally Posted by Commando_Barbhoping that was a typo.... "suck a pig" :unsure:[/QUOTE
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
OK ok but no cuffs this time. I don't trust whitey
Originally Posted by RON
howd you hear about that,
Hmmm NO. Did that once. And he had a hair trigger!Originally Posted by butterface
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Hinged or chain.....
Do I have to bring the key?????
Originally Posted by whiteyk
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Well, this may work just fine...Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
If you are serious, look around in your area for a Gracie rep or lemme know where you are at and I'll find out who the good guys or school are up there...
Actually, one of the other officers is an instructor so as soon as I get through this week.....I'm going to get started.
Thank god for weight lifting.... my legs are deadly weaponshehehe
Originally Posted by ironfist
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
LMAO..Ok, I'm an idoit...It's late and I can't spell or read for ****...Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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Originally Posted by RON
Ahhhh now now....don't be shy!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by ironfist
Thinking AR really needs a spell check option!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
You'll probably be pretty good with your triangle chokes then...You are gonna have a TON of volunteers when it comes time for you to practice that one...Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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LOLOriginally Posted by ironfist
I'm 5'1 and about 120 right now. My partner in Defensive Tactics was 6'1 and about 220 or so.
Man was bruised after our sessions cause he tried so hard to get out of my leg holds LOL.
I'm also very pain tolerant....so goose neck holds, shark bites, etc don't really work on me.
I looked like I had my ass kicked from the bruising. Finally I got to where I just pretended it hurt so he would stop trying to break my wrist!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
it smells like sex in this thread
I told Ron and Clyo to shower when they were finished!!! But they wouldn't listen.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Ron I told you to go to BED MR..... You Just don't LISTEN!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
OMG Barbie you tooOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I can take it from idiots like Mass and Lard but now you wanna pick on me. I think I'm gonna go cry now. Plus I need to go to bed.....BUT when I get back you are sooooooooooo gonna get it
yeah ron does seem to like the smell of burnt KYOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I hear they are using the new Warming KY. Better sensations for both of them!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Ahhh I'm sorry Ron (((Not really)))Originally Posted by RON
Hehehe
Promises promises!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
haa haaaOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Originally Posted by mass junkie
You know this first hand huh![]()
I thought u were married![]()
i say the thread needs a bump......Barbie no prospects yet....? you know ron and whitey are gonna hook up ..now mass is after them...so your back where you started..........
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
I guess married with children, a little chubby and below average looking is still out. If you change your mind I will be waiting.
How much you wanna spend?
D
Martha.....you just break my heart everytime you say your married and have kids......now i'm just gonna have to cry myself ..to sleep again
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
It's the only reason I'm still alive. It was get married or get dead. The choice was easy for me. BTW what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.![]()
wow CB... you got all the males attentions quick.. lol ..
LOL I sure did. This was a fun thread !!! Gonna start my own stable![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
i would send you a goo dmale, but all the ones I know are juice head bastards.. sorry Ron.. lol.. j/k you know you guys rock!!!!
Nope.....I was in a couple "relationships" but they turned out to be lying, cheating pigs. Maybe I should have come in the lounge and started a man bashing thread.Originally Posted by MBaraso
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Hmmmm there's a 3-some going. Ron - Whitey and ClyoOriginally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Treating us like meat.....dang women.Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
A stable..... as long as we get walked and ridden daily it shouldn't be a problem.
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