[QUOTE=Commando_Barbhoping that was a typo.... "suck a pig"[/QUOTE]
Sure was, I'm a sweetheart...I'd never think of letting my hormones get thebest of me...Dang juice, has my sex drive going through the roof...
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
[QUOTE=Commando_Barbhoping that was a typo.... "suck a pig"
Sure was, I'm a sweetheart...I'd never think of letting my hormones get thebest of me...
Anabolic Member
Ok but I'm bringin a girl. Cause I don't share eitherOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
And you are getting your drink when we get to Las Vegas.
**** I should have stayed in San Dog when I pulled into port on the Carl Vinson. If I take another run on her....I'll make sure I'll call you both. What more could a girl ask for ... two big strong men to show her the town
Like I sailor....except I got MORE than ONE in every port hehehehe
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Did I mention that I'm a new LEO and I'm looking for a good grappling instructor???Well, no brother but I do train with a ton of single guys. Barbi can choose 1 of them and you get the honor of being stuck with me.Heck, if you girls play your cards right I may even let you go to grappling class with me. We can roll around and get all sweaty...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Senior Member
are you hung like a fetus?
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
No NO NO NO you aren't playing the game right. ALL MINE!!!! All MINE demmit!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Yeah , yeah...So how about you and I get together for a?
Ok ok, that was pretty gay but I wanted to use that cute lil smilie and I haven't had the chance before...
Pimp in Training
And you are getting your drink when we get to Las Vegas.
**** I should have stayed in San Dog when I pulled into port on the Carl Vinson. If I take another run on her....I'll make sure I'll call you both. What more could a girl ask for ... two big strong men to show her the town
Like I sailor....except I got MORE than ONE in every port hehehehe
how about one big (ron) and one smaller (me)
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
[QUOTE=ironfist]LOL thank GOD. Was gonna refer you to another web site for that!
Sure was, I'm a sweetheart...I'd never think of letting my hormones get thebest of me...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
OK ok but no cuffs this time. I don't trust whitey
Pimp in Training
howd you hear about that,
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Hmmm NO. Did that once. And he had a hair trigger!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Hinged or chain.....
Do I have to bring the key?????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Well, this may work just fine...If you are serious, look around in your area for a Gracie rep or lemme know where you are at and I'll find out who the good guys or school are up there...
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Actually, one of the other officers is an instructor so as soon as I get through this week.....I'm going to get started.
Thank god for weight lifting.... my legs are deadly weaponshehehe
Well, this may work just fine...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
LMAO..Ok, I'm an idoit...It's late and I can't spell or read for ****...
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ahhhh now now....don't be shy!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LMAO..Ok, I'm an idoit...It's late and I can't spell or read for ****...
Thinking AR really needs a spell check option!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
You'll probably be pretty good with your triangle chokes then...You are gonna have a TON of volunteers when it comes time for you to practice that one...Actually, one of the other officers is an instructor so as soon as I get through this week.....I'm going to get started.
Thank god for weight lifting.... my legs are deadly weapons
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOLYou'll probably be pretty good with your triangle chokes then...You are gonna have a TON of volunteers when it comes time for you to practice that one...
I'm 5'1 and about 120 right now. My partner in Defensive Tactics was 6'1 and about 220 or so.
Man was bruised after our sessions cause he tried so hard to get out of my leg holds LOL.
I'm also very pain tolerant....so goose neck holds, shark bites, etc don't really work on me.
I looked like I had my ass kicked from the bruising. Finally I got to where I just pretended it hurt so he would stop trying to break my wrist!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
banned
it smells like sex in this thread
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I told Ron and Clyo to shower when they were finished!!! But they wouldn't listen.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ron I told you to go to BED MR..... You Just don't LISTEN!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
OMG Barbie you tooI can take it from idiots like Mass and Lard but now you wanna pick on me. I think I'm gonna go cry now. Plus I need to go to bed.....BUT when I get back you are sooooooooooo gonna get it
banned
yeah ron does seem to like the smell of burnt KY
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I hear they are using the new Warming KY. Better sensations for both of them!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ahhh I'm sorry Ron (((Not really)))OMG Barbie you too
Hehehe
Promises promises!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
banned
haa haaa
You know this first hand huh
Retired Mod
I thought u were married
Female Member
i say the thread needs a bump......Barbie no prospects yet....? you know ron and whitey are gonna hook up ..now mass is after them...so your back where you started..........
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
I guess married with children, a little chubby and below average looking is still out. If you change your mind I will be waiting.
Anabolic Member
How much you wanna spend?
D
Female Member
Martha.....you just break my heart everytime you say your married and have kids......now i'm just gonna have to cry myself ..to sleep again
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
It's the only reason I'm still alive. It was get married or get dead. The choice was easy for me. BTW what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
wow CB... you got all the males attentions quick.. lol ..
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL I sure did. This was a fun thread !!! Gonna start my own stable
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
i would send you a goo dmale, but all the ones I know are juice head bastards.. sorry Ron.. lol.. j/k you know you guys rock!!!!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Nope.....I was in a couple "relationships" but they turned out to be lying, cheating pigs. Maybe I should have come in the lounge and started a man bashing thread.I thought u were married
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Hmmmm there's a 3-some going. Ron - Whitey and Clyo
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Respected Member
Treating us like meat.....dang women.LOL I sure did. This was a fun thread !!! Gonna start my own stable
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