Who bangs chicks off the internet?

**Tazwell** · 06-27-2005, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Big Rush

awe man this is a great post! I met a chick this weekend off of the net...she was okay looking, but a FREAk and a half...i don't think its appropriate to go into much detail, but lets just say she enjoyed the chili dog...oh yeah...and she is going to hook up a menage with her stripper friend...her suggestion...mmmmmmm tasty

every guy's dream.

**co2boi** · 06-28-2005, 06:00 AM

I went on a one year spurt where I dated about 50 chicks from online. Slept with, well...let's just say some of them. Met some hot ass chicks, chicks with major issues, and my wife who is one of the coolest fukin people I have ever known

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 06:12 AM

mostly headcases on there for sure.. You got lucky meeting the "1" for sure.. A few weeks ago I met a girl who said she was "petite" at 5'1". When i got there she was round. not sure is 175lb at 5' 1 is petite..

I couldnt just turn and leave so i went in watched part of movie and she started kissing me.. needless to say i banged her but i had wished i had stayed home and jerked it after. thank god i wore a condom which she had readily provided so i didnt have to worry about answering her calls after that.

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 06:15 AM

I dont aggre with the headcase comments. I have nailed 4 chicks that I meet online. One of them is now my girlfriend and she is defenetly not a headcase

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by johan

I dont aggre with the headcase comments. I have nailed 4 chicks that I meet online. One of them is now my girlfriend and she is defenetly not a headcase

you dont have to agree.. its been said time and time again by many.. Majority of normal women dont have to resort to internet dating.

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 09:06 AM

in sweden internet dating is HUGE. Of the ones I have dated and talked to only one was a headcase! I have dated like 10 or something and chatted with ****ing hundreds.

I meet way more headcases on bars and pubs compered to online. Over here chicks net date since they are sic of bars and pubs not because they are ****ed upp

I guess its different over there.

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by johan

in sweden internet dating is HUGE. Of the ones I have dated and talked to only one was a headcase! I have dated like 10 or something and chatted with ****ing hundreds.

I meet way more headcases on bars and pubs compered to online. Over here chicks net date since they are sic of bars and pubs not because they are ****ed upp

I guess its different over there.

the girls online here are a mess. thats why I love them.. No work involved talking on the pc before you go over and bang them. the one in my avatar was normal for 2 months too and then she revealed she was molested when she was younger, did coke regularly with her ex, was an alcohlic, had ADHD. So I turned her from housewife back into a hoe instead.. Lasted about 2 more weeks but i had fun..

**clockworks** · 06-28-2005, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Deezuhl

the girls online here are a mess. thats why I love them.. No work involved talking on the pc before you go over and bang them.

What the h-ll sites are you using? The one I use seems to only have girls looking for Mr. Right...def. don't think they'll be boning in the first date...=P

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by clockworks

What the h-ll sites are you using? The one I use seems to only have girls looking for Mr. Right...def. don't think they'll be boning in the first date...=P

try out hotornot.com and facethejury.com alot of whores on there.. beleive it or not i boned 2 girls off roommates.com when i was looking for a roomate.. I still keep my ad up after i got a roomate and i get some action every now and then still.

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Deezuhl

the girls online here are a mess. thats why I love them.. No work involved talking on the pc before you go over and bang them. the one in my avatar was normal for 2 months too and then she revealed she was molested when she was younger, did coke regularly with her ex, was an alcohlic, had ADHD. So I turned her from housewife back into a hoe instead.. Lasted about 2 more weeks but i had fun..

well each of the 4 I had sex with I had sex with on the first date so its not like its hard to get sex here either. They are not screwed upp just open minded

swedens attitude to sex rocks

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by johan

well each of the 4 I had sex with I had sex with on the first date so its not like its hard to get sex here either. They are not screwed upp just open minded

swedens attitude to sex rocks

im on expedia as we speak.. booking tickets to sweden.. yeah american women in general are much more conservative as far as sex goes. I have a buddy from amsterdam that tell me all kinds of stories..

**clockworks** · 06-28-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Deezuhl

im on expedia as we speak.. booking tickets to sweden.. yeah american women in general are much more conservative as far as sex goes. I have a buddy from amsterdam that tell me all kinds of stories..

Yeah man, I'm coming with ya...Johan, I hope you got a big place...

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 09:07 AM

its not about resorting to the net. Its a choise they make since they are tired of the other places to meet people.

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 09:43 AM

girls are EASY to hit off the net... I am not a net banger myself, but know plenty of dudes that are shy to approach ladies in person, but are Dons on the internet.... Next thing you know, they are showing up at their house with wang hanging out and no need for conversation... All it takes is a web cam, some decent pics, and traveling expenses.

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

girls are EASY to hit off the net... I am not a net banger myself, but know plenty of dudes that are shy to approach ladies in person, but are Dons on the internet.... Next thing you know, they are showing up at their house with wang hanging out and no need for conversation... All it takes is a web cam, some decent pics, and traveling expenses.

thats me. I dont do well in person approaching girls but if i get them on the net for a few minutes to talk after a couple days they always want to meet and they know the deal. not all of them but alot of them. just got a 46yr old pig off americansingles.com. I think she is married but she says no but she can only come to my house. oh well. i dont care either way.

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Deezuhl

thats me. I dont do well in person approaching girls but if i get them on the net for a few minutes to talk after a couple days they always want to meet and they know the deal. not all of them but alot of them. just got a 46yr old pig off americansingles.com. I think she is married but she says no but she can only come to my house. oh well. i dont care either way.

cha CHING!!! good for you!!! I have searched around a few sites before, but only seem to attract the 15-18 year olds... don't worry, never persued!!! I just go to the beach now and throw footballs at chicks heads... works like a charm.

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

cha CHING!!! good for you!!! I have searched around a few sites before, but only seem to attract the 15-18 year olds... don't worry, never persued!!! I just go to the beach now and throw footballs at chicks heads... works like a charm.

hey that'll work.. Atleast you get to see the whole package before you are at the door comitted to bone. girls are so deceiving too. they can look 115lbs in the face and be packin a giant bottom 1/2. The 46 yr old is a headcase and a 1/2 she contacted me actually. Doesnt like guys her age she says. i think its cause she is as mature as guys my age. she has 3 sons and one my age.LOL

**spywizard** · 06-28-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

cha CHING!!! I just go to the beach now and throw footballs at chicks heads... works like a charm.

Oh... so you are a ladies man.....

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

Oh... so you are a ladies man.....

I only use the best for the ladies... nerf.

**The Baron** · 06-28-2005, 09:56 AM

I have never met one yet that had truthfully represented herself online. Petite usually means short but fat. Plump usually means horribly obese. You get the idea. Me, I post a recent pic and let it speak for itself. Chicks don't do it that way. Nevertheless, even with the fat chicks I have had a few really nice times. No, the sexual turn-on is lacking if her body type doesn't suit me, but sometimes sex isn't the thing. Sometimes a nice chick who will brush up your ego and buy you stuff is pretty cool. Fat chicks generally give pretty good head, too, I have noticed. Anyway, I like to think that sometime in my life, I have probably helped some lonely, homely, neglected chick find enough of a release that she didn't have to go postal at work or something.

**Deezuhl** · 06-28-2005, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by The Baron

I have never met one yet that had truthfully represented herself online. Petite usually means short but fat. Plump usually means horribly obese. You get the idea. Me, I post a recent pic and let it speak for itself. Chicks don't do it that way. Nevertheless, even with the fat chicks I have had a few really nice times. No, the sexual turn-on is lacking if her body type doesn't suit me, but sometimes sex isn't the thing. Sometimes a nice chick who will brush up your ego and buy you stuff is pretty cool. Fat chicks generally give pretty good head, too, I have noticed. Anyway, I like to think that sometime in my life, I have probably helped some lonely, homely, neglected chick find enough of a release that she didn't have to go postal at work or something.

aint that the truth..

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 10:01 AM

are american women compulsive liars or something

I havent meet one that has lied about body in anyway. Even the oposit one acctualy made herself sound chubby while she was fit.

**Kärnfysikern** · 06-28-2005, 10:19 AM

I guess I could make room in the storage

**Mizfit** · 06-28-2005, 10:44 AM

u guys got game:P

**clockworks** · 06-28-2005, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest

u guys got game:P

No sh-t, I got a Gamecube, Xbox, Ps2, AND a PC...

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest

u guys got game:P

Hey... speaking of game... what cha up to this evening???

**Property of Steroid.com** · 06-28-2005, 11:09 AM

Why don't we sharpen up the question and ask how many mods/vets have fooled around with (oral, etc...) or slept with female members of this site? Or other sites?

I don't know the answer to that question, but I bet it's a large number. Very large.

I can name a board where 7(!) of the mods slept with one girl from that board (this includes male and female mods, by the way).

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by hooker

Why don't we sharpen up the question and ask how many mods/vets have fooled around with (oral, etc...) or slept with female members of this site? Or other sites?

I don't know the answer to that question, but I bet it's a large number. Very large.

I can name a board where 7(!) of the mods slept with one girl from that board (this includes male and female mods, by the way).

dUDE!!! don't leave us hangin.... coooooooooooommon!!! Whats the talkie around the boards???

**956Vette** · 06-28-2005, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

dUDE!!! don't leave us hangin.... coooooooooooommon!!! Whats the talkie around the boards???

I know, I know

**co2boi** · 06-28-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by 956Vette

I know, I know

by all means, do tell...

**juicyr6** · 06-28-2005, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by 956Vette

I know, I know

i know too hahaha

**BigLittleTim** · 06-28-2005, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by hooker

Why don't we sharpen up the question and ask how many mods/vets have fooled around with (oral, etc...) or slept with female members of this site? Or other sites?

Oral or Injectible?

**clockworks** · 06-28-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by hooker

I can name a board where 7(!) of the mods slept with one girl from that board (this includes male and female mods, by the way).

Haven't I been around long enough to be a vet or something? Hook me up!!

**Property of Steroid.com** · 06-28-2005, 01:39 PM

I know what 'Vette knows...I think he and I can each name a mod or 2...and maybe some vets... who've had both oral and injectable fun with some members...maybe even some from here.....(?)

But I don't know if he knows the girl who had the 7 mods from another board...it's pretty obvious, though, to anyone who's been on the boards for awhile.

**ttuprincess** · 06-28-2005, 02:02 PM

Vette and Hooker you two be good!

good god ya'll need personal staff to watch after you 24 hours dont you !!!

**Dave321** · 06-28-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

Vette and Hooker you two be good!

good god ya'll need personal staff to watch after you 24 hours dont you !!!

don't listen to her!!!! COMMON!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

j/k ttuprincess

**956Vette** · 06-28-2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

Vette and Hooker you two be good!

good god ya'll need personal staff to watch after you 24 hours dont you !!!

I may need a babysitter

**ttuprincess** · 06-28-2005, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by 956Vette

I may need a babysitter

Ill send on... shell be there thursday.... hope you like 16 year olds lol

**Property of Steroid.com** · 06-28-2005, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

... hope you like 16 year olds lol

"Hope"?

????????

**Hans** · 06-28-2005, 02:12 PM

Met a porn star (in her 40's) yesterday off the internet, chatted on and off for a couple weeks, went to her her apartment, she gave me the handheld camcorder and I taped her giving me a bj with a c-mshot on her face, lots of fun. Dont think i'll be back as she said next time, she requires my ID and signature for a model release form in case she gets questioned from her website where she will post movie clip. Of course, I did not reveal my face on camera. Was fun while it lasted! PS...Yahoo

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