Yep and yes Paris![]()
Yep and yes Paris![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Would you please jam this fork into my eye?Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
It would less painful than trying to keep myself under control!
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:spudnik4:Originally Posted by Monkeytown
Problem with "jack" is he runs out of batteries... I dontOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
lol
That is true....which is why I have an electric back up !!!!Originally Posted by needmorestrength
Paris...it's too late for them...with all the test in this place....they are ALL raging hardons.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Not me!!!! I'm just too tired.....maybe tomorrow....but you gotta wear something special.....like chicken wings. hahahahahaOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Anytime you want to be in my handcuffs......just call!Originally Posted by Juggernaut
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
You know Im possibly coming to BC :P only a stones throw away.. and when you have a power outtage you'll be calling meOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
COUGHbull****COUGHbull****COUGH.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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Good deal CB, I'll take that into consideration...(you have the best advice...)
LOL Parisglad I can help ya out
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
CB I think we better change the subject before this forum turns into a hard-on...lmao
Please?! You know having a hard-on for an extended period of time can cause damage. I'm working on 3 hours here. Please help a brother out and change the subject. heeheeOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
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Actually I like this subject matter. More info for the spank bank.![]()
"which one of these chicks is mine? i think they are lesbians..............LESBIANS.. whats up lezbos"
NOT a lesbo...WEIRDO
He's a little retarded. Pay him no attention.Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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Originally Posted by Monkeytown
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Cutie - PM me and Ill send you some of santa's little sleeper helper - as you know its guaranteed to workBut it would be really nice if you would send me some of your cooking back, *hint* *hint*
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Originally Posted by CYCLEON
LOL I guess it's been a while since you've had my cooking CYC sounds like a fair deal to me hon
Ok So I fiddled my diddle and slept bout an hour....dont' know what's going on w/ me....
This thread has certainly gone in an interesting direction....
Cutie
I'm going to bed soon, so I need to know is that your mouth in the avatar cutie?
(if its not, just say it is, coz I'm too tired to go through my collection of porn right now...)
Originally Posted by bor
Yes that is MY real Mouth
LOL
Cutie
MmmmmmmOriginally Posted by CutieFace
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I think you'll like this... I know I did!!Originally Posted by bor
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http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...1&postcount=51
D@@@@@@@@@@@@@mn !!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Monkeytown
Nice......thats all I'll say!![]()
Uh, yeah. I wouldn't complain if there were more of those posted....hint, hint!Originally Posted by bor
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MT
Bor...is that you in your avatar? or Vin Disel?
Its Vin DIesel, some friends gave me that pic coz its the spitting image of me...Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
I have bigger arms though![]()
How about your avatar? Is that you or some random hottie?Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
She said it's her.Originally Posted by bor
It's me!!Originally Posted by bor
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Oh well, in that case, I think I'm in loveOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
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it is most definitely her
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You're sweet
WHat the hell? Are you licking members now? Clean it up young lady!! This is a classy site for Pete Sake!Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Hey watch your mouth with my fiancee!!!Originally Posted by Juggernaut
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lmao...licking members?! hahaha
Well....you kinda walked into that one. And like a real old lion: I have to go after the weaker of the herd. hahahahahaOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
Oh bor, I'm touched...but I'm already taken...![]()
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