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  1. 10-18-2005, 04:22 AM #1
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    Let's clean up this post and make it a sticky for newbs.

    I wonder how many have their spoons out even as we speak.
  2. 10-18-2005, 04:28 AM #2
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    shit SC this is a ****ing hillarious thread you shit junkies crack me up
  3. 10-18-2005, 06:23 AM #3
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    so I guess I have been misunderstanding when people come here saying their gear is shit... they are not complaining they are bragging..




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  4. 10-18-2005, 06:30 AM #4
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    Hey, as with everything... this is a warning..

    there has been many documented cases of abuse, and even death associated with the consumption of shit as a BB supplement..

    yes it's sad to say, but many good bro's have died from improper consumption of shit...

    symptoms are... brown eyes, yellow teeth, swollen muscle, and bad breath..

    so if you suffer more than one of these symptoms, please see a doctor as soon as possible..


    and remember.. eat shit responsably.. because only you can prevent shit abuse..
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  5. 10-18-2005, 07:45 AM #5
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    "I'd eat two pounds of dog shit to grow one pound of muscle."

    --Arnold

    Swole, your recipe is F'd up. It's DOG shit, preferrably Rott or Pit, Lab or Golden Retriever shit is not quite as effective.
  6. 10-18-2005, 08:26 AM #6
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    swole, please dont retire. that shit aint right. DONT RETIRE!
  7. 10-18-2005, 08:34 AM #7
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    bullshit your gonna retire....your shit is the shit on this shit....and you got too much shit on this shit to FACK it up with some shit about shit makin you the shit.

    facken shit is a staple of my fukin shit.


    I gotta have a shit .... in my mouth.
  8. 10-18-2005, 09:25 AM #8
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    Shit boys, all this time I was getting my girl to shit on my chest.....WHAT A WASTE....tonite im definetly getting her to shit in my mouth, thanks for the advice!
  9. 10-18-2005, 06:31 PM #9
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    If you really wanna gain wiegt eat a whole load of elephant shit... screw 30 pounds i ten weeks, i'm talking 30 pounds in one day! Screw AAS... elephant shit is the way to BE!
  10. 10-19-2005, 01:24 AM #10
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    that red bull shit gives me wings!!
  11. 11-24-2005, 11:36 PM #11
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  12. 11-25-2005, 12:24 AM #12
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    On a serious note tho, when i take a shower a take my sh!ts right into my hand and finger my butthole alittle cause it gives it a kinda colonlic effect expelling all the excess poopage. Anyways after I poop in my hand I put it in the toilet not my mouth...
  13. 11-25-2005, 12:42 AM #13
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    thread is a month old but wow i just threw up in my mouth thinking about this
  14. 11-25-2005, 12:45 AM #14
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    yea this is old...and still sick
  15. 11-25-2005, 02:08 AM #15
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    the sad thing is some novice might actually try this......haha
  16. 11-25-2005, 02:10 AM #16
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    Im always advising my coworkers to do this, but they all seem to get offended... wtf?!
  17. 11-25-2005, 02:32 AM #17
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    sorry to be a party POOPER (no pun intended lol) but this thread should be in the supplement or diet forum...i reccomend a sticky w/ a faq's thread, just a thought lol
  18. 11-25-2005, 06:46 AM #18
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    thast some nasty shit but if ill look like you SwoleCats then super shit it is
  19. 11-25-2005, 08:17 AM #19
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    if aznyone but swolecat would have posted this they would have been flamed to hell.
  20. 11-25-2005, 06:41 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdog55
    if aznyone but swolecat would have posted this they would have been flamed to hell.
    The joys of being me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The joys of being me.

    ~SC~
    ~SC~ You're the Shit!
  22. 11-25-2005, 08:04 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    ~SC~ You're the Shit!
    Judging by his pics, he's some awesome shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    ~SC~

    I know everything there is to know about eating shit.

    There's...

    Fried Shit
    BBQ Shit
    Shit and Potatoes
    Shit Sandwich
    Shit Soup
    Shit Salad
    Shit-K-Bob
    Pineapple Shit
    Grilled Shit
    Shit Steak
    Shit Cocktail
    Coconut Shit
    Pan Fried Shit

    That's about it.
  24. 08-18-2006, 02:29 PM #24
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  25. 08-18-2006, 02:33 PM #25
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    ohhhhhhh shit.
  26. 08-18-2006, 02:35 PM #26
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    Once you overcome the taste of shit you can really reap the benefits.


    Last shitty cycle I gained 36lbs in a 6 week run and I kept every pound!

    Did I mention I also lost 15lbs of BF?! I think I shall!
    Last edited by Hellmaskbanned; 08-18-2006 at 02:40 PM.
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    You guys are just shit parrots...

  28. 08-18-2006, 03:29 PM #28
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    I like my shit in hot dog bun with onions and mustard
  29. 08-18-2006, 03:34 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by longtom74
    I like my shit in hot dog bun with onions and mustard

    That's good, but nothing beats fresh turd spinkled lightly with peanuts and corn.
  30. 08-18-2006, 03:38 PM #30
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    I didn't read through, but I'm fond of Shit on a stick. Various seasonings applicable.
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    i personally like the shitcabob, ummmmmmmmmmm its good
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