Great Quotes Of All Time

[toobigforyou]

"Id rather ski fresh powder than have sex"

[happysumo]

"Its like that time in third grade, Ive been paranoid ever since."

[NotSmall]

"I spent alot of my money on booze and prostitutes, the rest I just wasted."
George Best

[MuckDog]

Not a quote but something I found the other day.

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

this is for some chicks nursery book - not this thread

[NotSmall]

this is for some chicks nursery book - not this thread

[NotSmall]

Q "What are you looking at?"

A "You y'c*nt!"

Dead Man's Shoes

[SnaX]

"The Only Thing We Have Learned From The History Of Mankind, Is That We Have Learned Nothing From The History Of Mankind"

[PrairieDawg]

"not everyone in life can be a hero. someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I walk by."

[PrairieDawg]

"I am the world's greatest, I'd do anything and be the greatest. If I was a garbage man, I'd be the worlds greatest garbage man" -Muhammad Ali

[happysumo]

"Ever herd of a place called Cherry Hill?"

[Keyser Sozey]

"They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in" (American psycho)

[timvds]

"What the hell am i going to do with this? Its a freaking trash can liner!"

Me. After some chick pulled out an Magnum XL condom out of her purse.

[NotSmall]

"What the hell am i going to do with this? Its a freaking trash can liner!"

Me. After some chick pulled out an Magnum XL condom out of her purse.

Dude that's not her version of events - she told me it was a training rubber.