My gf's pussy stinks

**Anna Bollick** · 12-21-2005, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by shortie

Here's what you do, go down on tha muffin like there's no tomorrow, I mean go crazy on it, if you come up for air and you don't have glaze on both ears and your forehead you didn't get into enough. Then mount up and lay a big sloppy one right on her mouth, trust me if it stinks-she'll get the hint.

GROSS! Remarks like that make me sort of glad, in a way, that I don't have one of them! Really, a frank discussion HAS to be better than doing that! If it were me, I would promptly beat the crap out of a man who did that, run him off, and THEN maybe wash that thaing out and go find myself a GENTLEMAN.

Love
Anna

**Mizfit** · 12-21-2005, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

You are right about the douching... often, it is overdone, or done when there is no particular reason. Some women think they stink when really, they simply have a natural, healthy scent down there... the kind that drives me crazy, or that drives any real fan of the vagina crazy.

Some women just don't know the difference between a nice feminine scent and a stinky one. Maybe they need more comparison... I KNOW! A woman who isn't sure if she really smells or not, should throw a pussy smelling party! Sort of like a wine tasting! MMMMmmmm, that would be fun!

Love
Anna

i haven't ever douched but no one has ever told me of any odour concerns

**NYGIANTS21** · 12-21-2005, 12:03 PM

the power of the smelly pussy....gotta love it. ummmmm.... i need to find some sweaty hoo hoo... hahhahhahaha there is 18 members reading this thread...

**DSM4Life** · 12-21-2005, 12:21 PM

I had a bad one as well. Was like licking a urinal. Needless to say she got two licks and i was done. I hope she got the point, we broke up shortly after that.

**steve0** · 12-21-2005, 04:43 PM

i notice that chicks that smoke, have stinky pussy's

**Raw Dawg** · 12-21-2005, 06:13 PM

Ok bro......I have been in your shoes and yes I came out and told her something was wrong......she wanted to know why i never licked it and I told her I always liked to do that right out of the shower..lol
So she said "why, mine is clean"? I then told her yes "sometimes".... She would stink about 3 days after and 3 days before her period. But after doing some research and talking with her doc, she took some herbs and this shit cured it no joke. Women are so damn difficult.

**steve0** · 12-21-2005, 06:21 PM

ok now im back i had to leave a short response last time, but i dated this girl for a long time she smoked and her pussy stank, i mean it stank you could smell it when we were ****ing and evrything it was nasty, so i told her about it, and she said we you still **** me so it must not stink that bad..... so i was speachless for a min,,and i said fine i wont bang you any more, and that was that, there is no way im gonna be with a chick with a stinky box

**Tyrone_Biggums** · 12-21-2005, 06:21 PM

Dump her, I dated 2 chicks like that and dumped them on the spot.....that stink will give you flash backs for the rest of your life....

Get out now!!

**Prada** · 12-21-2005, 06:48 PM

You can always douche her rectum and eat her asshole out. They find it ticklish but enjoy it, use your lingual skills. Then you can really get into that crack.

**RussianVodka** · 12-21-2005, 08:25 PM

Ask her to wash her pussy:-)

**1morerep** · 12-21-2005, 08:36 PM

the longer u wait the worse, ask her if u smell if she says yes then tell her
OH YEAH WELL NOT AS BAD AS YOURS and take it from there. love is beutiful.

**BigMike J** · 12-21-2005, 08:38 PM

Put a can of that pussy spray in her stocking for Christmas.. she'll get the hint.

**shortie** · 12-21-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

GROSS! Remarks like that make me sort of glad, in a way, that I don't have one of them! Really, a frank discussion HAS to be better than doing that! If it were me, I would promptly beat the crap out of a man who did that, run him off, and THEN maybe wash that thaing out and go find myself a GENTLEMAN.

Love
Anna

A frank discussion huh? Forgetting the fact that you are a man on steroids who wants to be a woman yet still has sex with a woman I'll try to put it this way. "Sweetie you know I love ya, but your pussy stinks, I mean seriously, tuna doesn't even begin to describe it-hell rotten tuna doesn't begin to describe it!" How's that for frank, yeah didn't think frank would work myself, but maybe if the young woman in question was to discover the problem on her own she might take matters into her own hands so to say and the issue would get resolved. Most of my descriptiveness was for humor, although I am serious about doing a good job down there, nothing worth doing should be done half assed.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-21-2005, 09:10 PM

Here is what i would do...tell her to take a shower with you and maybe perform oral on her only after you shower together and maybe she will bring it up?

This is what i do...you gotta shower if you want me going down there....

**dimentia** · 12-21-2005, 09:24 PM

well I banged her today and she didn't smell too strong. I really think it's what she's eating. it smells like her skin except very strong and one day she cooked for me and the rice she made me kind of had the same smell. Except when it comes out of her twat it is really strong. But like I said she wasn't very strong today. I'll push the pineapples on her and ask her to cut out whatever it is she is putting in the rice. thanks for the suggestions girls

**tryingtogetbig** · 12-21-2005, 11:05 PM

life is too short to eat stinky pussy. let the next guy figure it out. move on.

peace,

ttgb

**Anna Bollick** · 12-22-2005, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by shortie

A frank discussion huh? Forgetting the fact that you are a man on steroids who wants to be a woman yet still has sex with a woman I'll try to put it this way. "Sweetie you know I love ya, but your pussy stinks, I mean seriously, tuna doesn't even begin to describe it-hell rotten tuna doesn't begin to describe it!" How's that for frank, yeah didn't think frank would work myself, but maybe if the young woman in question was to discover the problem on her own she might take matters into her own hands so to say and the issue would get resolved. Most of my descriptiveness was for humor, although I am serious about doing a good job down there, nothing worth doing should be done half assed.

Well, frank and crude are not necessarily the same thing. How about, "Sweetheart, you know you are the best lover I have ever had, and I love to please you. I love going down on you, partly because it makes you feel good and partly because I just love the taste, the smell, the feeling of just being down there. But sometimes, you know, your normally healthy feminine scent is a little too strong, even unpleasant, and it really diminishes my pleasure. Why don't we try to figure out what makes it that way, and how we can do something about it? I really hate going too long without my cunnilingus fix!" Even with a bit of diplomacy, she still might go off... some women are very defensive about their twats, and are easily offended. Well, tough titty. It has to be said, for the relationship to survive.

I feel for you, though. I have smelled some truly rank ones. Actually, I have smelled some men's crotches that weren't much better. Either one will put me off my feed!

Love
Anna

**G-Force** · 12-22-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by dimentia

How do I tell her without hurting her feelings? Comeon female members I need your help here.

man i just sprayed my chicken pitta bread sandwhich all over my computer laughing at the title of that thread

RA · 12-22-2005, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by dimentia

How do I tell her without hurting her feelings? Comeon female members I need your help here.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha..its almost christmas..buy her a six pack!!

**Slow~Mo** · 12-22-2005, 02:25 PM

Picture we need pictures then maybe i can give you some advice.

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-22-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

GROSS! Remarks like that make me sort of glad, in a way, that I don't have one of them! Really, a frank discussion HAS to be better than doing that! If it were me, I would promptly beat the crap out of a man who did that, run him off, and THEN maybe wash that thaing out and go find myself a GENTLEMAN.

Love
Anna

**Booz** · 12-22-2005, 02:36 PM

shag her then get her to suck you off!!!if she stinks that bad she will realize as soon as she clamps her lips around your corey!!!

**dimentia** · 12-22-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by booz

shag her then get her to suck you off!!!if she stinks that bad she will realize as soon as she clamps her lips around your corey!!!

tried that already, doesn't seem to phase her. Honestly it's not so bad that I can't go down on her, I just know if it get's any worse I'm gonna have to let this one go. it's really too bad cause she's a freak in bed. And when I'm pounding that stinky little thing real hard she talks dirty to me and speaks spanish and does all kinds of crazy shit. That's why I'm trying to figure out how to get the smell to go away. She's a really nice peice of ass and if I can fix this one flaw than she'd be a keeper

**Booz** · 12-22-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by dimentia

tried that already, doesn't seem to phase her. Honestly it's not so bad that I can't go down on her, I just know if it get's any worse I'm gonna have to let this one go. it's really too bad cause she's a freak in bed. And when I'm pounding that stinky little thing real hard she talks dirty to me and speaks spanish and does all kinds of crazy shit. That's why I'm trying to figure out how to get the smell to go away. She's a really nice peice of ass and if I can fix this one flaw than she'd be a keeper

well if it gets to the point where you feel like you gotta let her go you may as well tell her!!then at least theres the chance that she wont dump you and sort herself out,then again if she dumps you it aint gonna matter coiz you were gonna dump her anyways!!

**Power40** · 12-23-2005, 02:11 AM

I don't know if I missed it, but how long have you guys been going out? I guess if I was horny enough I would hit it. I would have a hard time getting passed the smell to eat it, though. I would just let her know.

**Kärnfysikern** · 12-23-2005, 04:00 AM

buy her some soap for christmas

**BIGPAPAPUMP77** · 12-23-2005, 06:20 AM

If It Smells Like Colonge Or A Fishy Bone Leave It Alone....

**MASTER** · 12-23-2005, 10:52 AM

Lmao this thread is pure gold!

**Timm1704** · 12-23-2005, 12:14 PM

this is a great thread! ive been pretty lucky, the girls ive eaten out havge all tasted pretty nice to tell the truth haha! maybe only nail her in the bath or shower, she mite get the hint. if it stinks so bad that you are put off even when ****ing, not just giving mouth to south, then that must be one deadly pussy

**eGGz** · 12-23-2005, 02:23 PM

Just break the news to her gently like this;
Darling, you know I love you but your pussy smells like:

roadkill.
a wet dog.
the shit house door off a tuna boat.
a smelly monkey having a bad hair day.
a limburger cheese and onion sandwich.
three rabid skunks crawled up in there, had sex and then died.

**HSFootball** · 03-13-2007, 10:18 PM

Use Lysol

**anaBROLIC** · 03-13-2007, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by HSFootball

Use Lysol

maybe the smell got better after a year and a half... and btw what were you searching for to find this thread?????????

**IronReload04** · 03-13-2007, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

You are right about the douching... often, it is overdone, or done when there is no particular reason. Some women think they stink when really, they simply have a natural, healthy scent down there... the kind that drives me crazy, or that drives any real fan of the vagina crazy.

Some women just don't know the difference between a nice feminine scent and a stinky one. Maybe they need more comparison... I KNOW! A woman who isn't sure if she really smells or not, should throw a pussy smelling party! Sort of like a wine tasting! MMMMmmmm, that would be fun!

Love
Anna

a pussy smelling party sounds like it could be fun

**aadrenaline** · 03-14-2007, 12:16 AM

hahaha great bump..

**Rye_guy** · 03-14-2007, 12:41 AM

well, if your only togeather a few months, maybe its just easier to find a new girl than to confront her with this. lol

good luck mate

**Dobie-BOY** · 03-14-2007, 01:45 AM

HERE IS YOUR ANSWER!!!!! Have a friend come over and tell you, in front of her, how he has been seeing this girl for about three months and he really likes her, but her muff is stank. Have your friend make a really big show of it, so it really catches her attention. I think the key here is to make your friends imaginary relationship sound as close as possible to your relationship with Pew wee panties. I really have confidence in this. I think its the answer you have been looking for.

**Dobie-BOY** · 03-14-2007, 01:46 AM

Truly quality post.

**ottomaddox** · 03-14-2007, 01:54 AM

Everytime?

Originally Posted by C_Bino

Man why not just take a shower with her before you bang or eat her? That wasy you can have some fun in the shower and make sure she washes that shit or jus try to kinda clean it for her like ur fingerin her or something. LOL
Honestly though it may be a good idea. That way you at least know its clean.

Good luck.

-Bino

**Dobie-BOY** · 03-14-2007, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by Booz

well if it gets to the point where you feel like you gotta let her go you may as well tell her!!then at least theres the chance that she wont dump you and sort herself out,then again if she dumps you it aint gonna matter coiz you were gonna dump her anyways!!

Good Point.

**king6** · 03-14-2007, 07:04 AM

Nothing like bumping a 2 year old thread.

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