The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[novastepp]

BoJangles has some fabulous input.

Practice makes perfect.
If you don't practice you won't see improvement.

just remember if you practice wrong, you arent' improving.

perfect practice makes perfect.

[novastepp]

this thread is going to be a winner. for real.

Bo, great literature man. some guys should seriously print that shit out.
confidence, wins it all.

also if anyone is interested you should.

A. read absolutely everything written by David D'Angelo

B. buy these books...

1. "How to Make Love to a Woman" by Morganstern
2."How To
Drive Your Woman Wild In Bed" by Masterson
3."The Alchemy of Love and Lust" by
Crenshaw

i'm going to type up personality traits that i think are important in regards to advancing with women.

[novastepp]

before i go workout i just want to say this. i have done this and i tell you what. astonishment is teh only response i get. both verbally and nonverbally. and this goes back to what Bo was saying about beautiful women. when they are acting like they are arrogant or "using the shiny concept Bo pointed out" try this, if you have the courage...

look at her and without smiling and keeping a straight face say,

"You don't have me fooled for a minute, dear."

undoubtedly she will ask, "what are you talking about?"

you respond with (again seriously but not scary),

""Well, I know that most men fall for this 'I'm beautiful and aloof and I get my
way' part of your personality... but I know something that none of
them know... that there's really another side of you. A side that none
of THEM get to see. I'll bet you a dollar right now that I know
something about you that no one who's only known you for 5 minutes
has EVER known... pause...(here's where you blow her mind)

You may act tough, but you're actually EXTREMELY sensitive on the inside. If someone makes a negative comment to you, you might act like it doesn't bother you...but you'll think about it all the way home... I know that secretly you're as sensitive as a little girl... it's just that most people never get to
meet that part of you"

hold that look for a few seconds and take in how much her facial expressions have changed while you were speaking until now when youre finished. you hit her good and hard right where the "girliness" exists.

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmmm....interesting idea......would be cool to try

[RuhlFreak55]

bumpage......threads about me don't die

[Mizfit]

alot of what bo said is correct.

I have similar theories..

Actually even regarding other women for me, when i think of it in terms of jelousy. I always tell my boyfriend i dont really care about the pretty girls, but its the average or the below avg ones that mite bother me.

Reason being is pretty girls get attention all the time and it doesn't matter too much if one more guys gives them a glance.. BUT avg or below avg lookin women - they do not get the attention they seek, so jump at any bit of attention they may get. - THIS IS A FACT!!

[stunner5000pt]

after some extensive and ongoing reasearch i have come to the following conclusions and solutions at approaching the fairer sex
1) if girls is ultra attractive do not even speak of her being hot... in fact dont even actl ike shes hot shizzle. completely ignore that fact

2) when conversing with girl, try to relate similar experiences. prolongs conversation and she thinks she can really 'talk to you' or some BS like that

3) fear is the enemy. never give up and never stop trying.

4) strippers will give the occasional boost of confidence - omg you're so hard... you're so huge... looks like someone over here works out, bounce your pecs for me!

research is ongoing

[RuhlFreak55]

thread no longer needed................

[SMAN12b]

Guess that means you got laid !! CONGRATULATIONS !!

[Mizfit]

seeing as u were successful.. maybe u should share pearls of wisdom for all those who r unlaid

[stunner5000pt]

seeing as u were successful.. maybe u should share pearls of wisdom for all those who r unlaid

whats that supposed to mean





ahh good job Ruhlfreak
if i were you i'd be for most of the day

[Mizfit]

whats that supposed to mean





ahh good job Ruhlfreak
if i were you i'd be for most of the day

i meant nuthing i haven't ever had any issues

[stunner5000pt]

i meant nuthing i haven't ever had any issues

[audis4]

seeing as u were successful.. maybe u should share pearls of wisdom for all those who r unlaid

....just don't give us a pearl necklace

[RuhlFreak55]

yes yes....no longer virgin......

[Hackamaniac]

yes yes....no longer virgin......

Drove all the way to Canada eh??

[RuhlFreak55]

Drove all the way to Canada eh??

i plead the fifth

[RA]

Drove all the way to Canada eh??

[Mizfit]

BUSTED!!! Who did yah go to see in canada?

[Hackamaniac]

BUSTED!!! Who did yah go to see in canada?

Damn, it wasn't you?

[STYLE74]

Drove all the way to Canada eh??

I remember hearing this somewhere......

[Mizfit]

Damn, it wasn't you?

nope i got a man and if i didnt i wouldnt have to ship em in to see me.

[Hackamaniac]

nope i got a man and if i didnt i wouldnt have to ship em in to see me.

Sorry, bad joke..

[Tesla]

http://www.goodwife.com/



We should start a Paypal fund here. I figure if all AR members chip in $1.00 we can get him one, and also a weeks supply of rubbers and KY.

Is that KY as in Kentucky? Surely he could get laid in Kentucky.

[dan991]

Oh noes... he brought this thread back up


So... DID HE GET LAID YET? I mean by an actual female, of the human race that is....

[RuhlFreak55]

ok so it's been a while......and i need to get laid again........now the last time kinda just well.......fell into my lap?......i really don't know what to do....i need to pick up one of the plethora of beautiful chicks at the gym but don't know how......cause i figure that they're there to workout just like me and wouldn't like to be interupted........saw a girl today that was like a dream.......really dark black hair, dark eyes......very tan.....and then she had this AWESOME scar running the length of her left quad....never seen a sexy scar before but she had one

[K.Biz]

ok so it's been a while......and i need to get laid again........now the last time kinda just well.......fell into my lap?......i really don't know what to do....i need to pick up one of the plethora of beautiful chicks at the gym but don't know how......cause i figure that they're there to workout just like me and wouldn't like to be interupted........saw a girl today that was like a dream.......really dark black hair, dark eyes......very tan.....and then she had this AWESOME scar running the length of her left quad....never seen a sexy scar before but she had one

tell her you like the getup on her leg

i saw this in the postwhore thread. dude getting laid is easy. go to the bar have a few and get some confident and approach every girl u see, and do it with in 3 seconds. if u sart walking towrds them in less then 3 seconds then u dont hyave time to think if u should or not.

[Schmidty]

So Ruhl fraek how long has it been?

[RuhlFreak55]

tell her you like the getup on her leg

i saw this in the postwhore thread. dude getting laid is easy. go to the bar have a few and get some confident and approach every girl u see, and do it with in 3 seconds. if u sart walking towrds them in less then 3 seconds then u dont hyave time to think if u should or not.

meh....but i don't drink.....and i'm not attracted to girls that drink

[K.Biz]

meh....but i don't drink.....and i'm not attracted to girls that drink

Ugh well im sorry ur shit out of luck

[RuhlFreak55]

So Ruhl fraek how long has it been?

i dunno since the last time i posted in this thread.......

[RuhlFreak55]

Ugh well im sorry ur shit out of luck

what?.....that can't be.......grr damn

[RuhlFreak55]

i guess it would have to be 2 days before thanksgiving........damn....long time ago

[NightTrain]

ruhl you just need to talk to her, thats all, and oh yeah tell her that there is no way she can do the VOLUME of exercises you do and she will melt in your lap............. lol j/k

[RuhlFreak55]

but see i feel that i'll be annoying her and disrupting her workout if i try to talk to her.....those things invariably take at least 5 minutes

[K.Biz]

well if u only see her in the gym ur gonna have to ignore her at some point correct? or u can just poon it and just be that guy who's an onlooker. and who wants to be that guy?

[NightTrain]

so tell her you dont want to ruin her workout so, might you take her for a cup of coffee or some shit like that.

[MFT81]

if the right people get involved in this thread i already know where this is going,

[K.Biz]

so tell her you dont want to ruin her workout so, might you take her for a cup of coffee or some shit like that.

oh i thought thats what he ment. no need to spark a full comversation in the gym. just say hello, compliment her and be like i dont wanna ruin ur workout so i was thinking we could grab a drink... oh wait u dont drink FVCK haha, so coffee it is. oh yeah and dont tell her u dont drink

[K.Biz]

if the right people get involved in this thread i already know where this is going,

yea where goodcents and srnfmaster? hahaha