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  1. 12-09-2006, 08:53 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Ever been to the staes Nark?
    Once... over a decade ago
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    Horse, you are from Houston...how far is it from Dallas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Horse, you are from Houston...how far is it from Dallas?
    About a 3 hour drive.......
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    Someone should change the title to the Drunk Texan thread......lol
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    I hope you guys like the lock. Now I can talk to myself in peace.
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    Locked Threads Part Deux

    3hr drive huh?

    Might have to make a trip to Houston..never been there before.


    Big Guns:

    **** it, lets hit Vegas by ourselves and split the cost
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    You bastard. You're too quick for me.
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    And the answer is...YES!

    Im so happy. Where's my ring?
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    Ok you can have your fun again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Ok you can have your fun again.

    I made a "Part Deux" thread just in case...lol
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    OMFG the gayest title ever!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
    OMFG the gayest title ever!!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Oh man I must be as bored as Murilo.
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    Bino...will you marry me?
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    Finallt i see a pink name viewing this thread..about ****ing time..we need some estrogen up in this mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Finallt i see a pink name viewing this thread..about ****ing time..we need some estrogen up in this mofo
    I am devolping gyno as we speak does that count??
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
    I am devolping gyno as we speak does that count??

    Keep it up and i will tittie **** you. You bitch tits having mofo
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    This title sucks donkey dick

















    Good thing i've got a pretty big 'un.. any takers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    This title sucks donkey dick




    Good thing i've got a pretty big 'un.. any takers?
    Horse dick trump's donkey dick Noob.........
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    One thing i am wondering, just what in the hell are you all doing online on a Saturday night? wtf?

    And i thought i was the only loser
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    SMAN12B is on the scene..hows the herpes bro?
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    Nark I want you to speak some Bajan up in here so I can use it to pick up a chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Nark I want you to speak some Bajan up in here so I can use it to pick up a chick.
    It'd work better if you use the dialect and my pics


    You can't get pussy alone
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    In before the lock...which ain't never gonna happen
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    I feel special with my thread getting all this attention...why give solid advice when you can get som much attention spouting random bla bla bla
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    In my state of buzzing, who the **** has the power to lock threads?

    Monitors? Reminds me of hall monitors back at school....

    Can i be a monitor? I don't wanna be a "Fighting Vet" anymore
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    One time I fed a snake some beer mayng.



    It was slivvering this way and that.



    It was awl ****ED UP!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    One time I fed a snake some beer mayng.



    It was slivvering this way and that.



    It was awl ****ED UP!!!!

    Is your Avatar from PS3 or XBOX?

    ****ing crazy the graphics these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Is your Avatar from PS3 or XBOX?

    ****ing crazy the graphics these days

    360 is ****ing badass. the PS3 is better (**** you baj!!) but I had to get gears of war.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    360 is ****ing badass. the PS3 is better (**** you baj!!) but I had to get gears of war.

    I don't like to play video games but i want a ****ing XBOX 360..that shit is ****ing sick...

    My XBOX is all jacked up...i turn it on and get a red light flashing and shit, after some research i find this is a HDD failure or some shit and i am ****ed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I don't like to play video games but i want a ****ing XBOX 360..that shit is ****ing sick...

    My XBOX is all jacked up...i turn it on and get a red light flashing and shit, after some research i find this is a HDD failure or some shit and i am ****ed.

    Probly, happened to a lot fo 360 owners. Might be able to get ahold of microsoft.

    I dont play much either but its sick.
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    Hey Skullsmasher....please speak...
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    Two gheyest threads ever merged into one

    Now to give them a fitting title
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Two gheyest threads ever merged into one

    Now to give them a fitting title

    If it was'nt gay, you would'nt be posting in it you silly Barbadian...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Now to give them a fitting title
    Nothing fits better than a 12-incher up Horse's Keister.



    So Bino's told me
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    Olah. ¿Acerca de qué?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    Olah. ¿Acerca de qué?

    Fala Portugues?
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Fala Portugues?

    Nah, espanol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    Nah, espanol

    Pussy!
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    Oder Deutsch, was auch immer ich fühle wie
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