girlfriend is too wet!!!

[zodiac666]

Eating the pu$$y is like the first thing i do because once you start that it's all over and it's hard for them to resist, they just want you in them ASAP.

thats just a bonus, i eat it because i have to, im just drawn to it. also it needs to smell a little, i mean its a pussy, its supposed to smell like pussy not soap.

[STYLE74]

In before the lock

+1

[whynot960]

If its super wet and stinky------------Maybe someone was there before you.

[*Narkissos*]

If its super wet and stinky------------Maybe someone was there before you.

Oh my...

[dan991]

If its super wet and stinky------------Maybe someone was there before you.

Doh....



My vote is still pus pocket that got popped.......

[Haro3]

i've never noticed a relation between wet and smell.....i think smell is jus genetic or something cuz my gf has 0 on the smell and i used to fool around with a couple different chicks that were significantly worse so i dunno. but this is one fvckin funny thread

"wipe from front to back"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[realtalk]

man p---y that is to wet is a good thing maybe you just cum to fast

[G-1000]

This thread will need to go into the hale of fame.


I have not seen anyone get flames liek this in a long time.

[*Narkissos*]

This thread will need to go into the hale of fame.


I have not seen anyone get flames liek this in a long time.

I'd rather be in the hole of fame

[Haro3]

I'd rather be in the hole of fame

well im pretty sure his girlfriend has become the hole of fame on this board

[Haro3]

u do know that if u do ur job right she will get wet herself.....u dont need to squirt a whole bottle of astroglide in there

[realtalk]

you gotta take your time and beat it up fry it out alittle

never heard someone complain of wet p---y

[STYLE74]

never heard someone complain of wet p---y

Me neither. Now dry pu$$y is a different story, that's something to complain about.

[G-1000]

Me neither. Now dry pu$$y is a different story, that's something to complain about.

No it ant just spit on it.

[STYLE74]

No it ant just spit on it.

Yeah? What about when you got dry mouth with no spit and so does she and you have no lube?

[*Narkissos*]

Yeah? What about when you got dry mouth with no spit and so does she and you have no lube?

*Nark goes to the kitchen and retrieves the olive oil*

[G-1000]

*Nark goes to the kitchen and retrieves the olive oil*

ROFLMAO

[STYLE74]

*Nark goes to the kitchen and retrieves the olive oil*

Is that Extra virgin olive oil or regular?

[G-1000]

Yeah? What about when you got dry mouth with no spit and so does she and you have no lube?

that is whan you play water sports.

[gixxerboy1]

Yeah? What about when you got dry mouth with no spit and so does she and you have no lube?

My ex grabbed the glass of iced-t once off the night stand and poured it on us. Kinda worked

[*Narkissos*]

Me neither. Now dry pu$$y is a different story, that's something to complain about.

*scritch scratch*

[realtalk]

Is it so wet you just keep slipping out

[G-1000]

you guys got STYLE74 so worked up he is even Quoteing him self .

[STYLE74]

you guys got STYLE74 so worked up he is even Quoteing him self .

[notorious_mem]

if your slipping out youve got bigger problems then a wet slot.

[Superhuman]

if your slipping out youve got bigger problems then a wet slot.

yeah either he's really small or she's really lose... either way it's not good! haha time for the ass


Oh btw there are 31 ppl viewing this thread now WOW

[realtalk]

you know what that means if you keep falling out right?

[G-1000]

Who the hell wants $hit on their cock?

I dont mind as long as there is a shower near by.

[realtalk]

I love wet p---y turn her on to me

[realtalk]

then you gotta get K-Y out

[STYLE74]

Your up shits creek without a paddle!

[realtalk]

then you go get you some altoids and blow

[G-1000]

I dont know how people do like to eat pussy. I can get off just by eating her out if she has a nice clit and lips.

[STYLE74]

I dont know how people do like to eat pussy. I can get off just by eating her out if she has a nice clit and lips.

I would rather eat the a$$ anyway because i'm an a$$man but i won't pass up the puss by no means.

[G-1000]

I would rather eat the a$$ anyway because i'm an a$$man but i won't pass up the puss by no means.

It's not like it's a mile a way.

I like to do both but my fav is it the puss and play with the ass

[realtalk]

yeah it's gotta have alittle smell but not a stinky puss

[Tesla]

Oh my....this thread has grown into a monster...LOL!! That'll teach me to post about my stinky ex-girlfriend and then leave the computer for a few hours.

I've enjoyed reading all responses.

[STYLE74]

Oh my....this thread has grown into a monster...LOL!! That'll teach me to post about my stinky

ex-girlfriend

and then leave the computer for a few hours.

I've enjoyed reading all responses.

Wo wo wo hold up a minute. Now it's your ex girl? Your topic title sais girlfriend not ex girlfriend and you are asking like it's a current problem not a past problem.............................

[G-1000]

Wo wo wo hold up a minute. Now it's your ex girl? Your topic title sais girlfriend not ex girlfriend and you are asking like it's a current problem not a past problem.............................

[realtalk]

Ice-t man then it was a sticky puss