How to hit on a milf?

[SVTMuscle*]

You even old enough to buy alcohol?

in a month in a half I will be
I never really get carded anyways, I look 24ish according to other people so its ok. I'll enjoy my youth

[G-1000]

Just so you know. She will not be into playing beer pong.

[tinyguy2]

I don't know if it has been said yet, but Just whip it out? old broads dig confidence or some crap like that.

I have mad torrents on dating by the dangelo guy and crap if you want them send me a email.

[LAW]

in a month in a half I will be
I never really get carded anyways, I look 24ish according to other people so its ok. I'll enjoy my youth

OMG your younger then my 3 sons! I went out with my 25 year old son, a very nice upscale resteraunt/bar. We sat at the bar this woman asked if my "boyfirend" could move over and let her order a drink. LOL when I said he is my son she proceeded to hit oh him big time. My son and I couldn't even have a conversation, she was totally ready to bring him to her house in a minute. She was 45 and it wouldn't have even cost him a drink

And Yes women my age do play beer pong on occasion!

[SVTMuscle*]

OMG your younger then my 3 sons! I went out with my 25 year old son, a very nice upscale resteraunt/bar. We sat at the bar this woman asked if my "boyfirend" could move over and let her order a drink. LOL when I said he is my son she proceeded to hit oh him big time. My son and I couldn't even have a conversation, she was totally ready to bring him to her house in a minute. She was 45 and it wouldn't have even cost him a drink

And Yes women my age do play beer pong on occasion!

Funny situation, I went to a party once that was at my sisters friends house. and my sister is 27, and her friend is like 30.. and it just a get togeather party where everyone just got hammered, and I stopped by, hooked up with 2 of her friends, and ended up playing beer pong with the girl who owns the house's mother and her friend So it was me and my sister boyfriend (38 years old) against 2 like, 60 year old ladies....quite an awkward moment

[G-1000]

When you guys say hooked up. you dont mean hade sex with?

[SVTMuscle*]

When you guys say hooked up. you dont mean hade sex with?

Nah usally, in MY DAY 'hooked up' means everything but sex, because if we had sex with her, we'd say nailed, tagged, banged, boinked, plowed, annhilated, and so on

[G-1000]

Boinked

[Mike Dura]

I've seen milfs who pursue younger men. Keep it friendly and give occasional insinuating glances (keep it real subtle at first) and see how she responds. Mix these insinuating glances and friendliness with days of inattention (like something else is on your mind). I think the "hot-cold" game can be provocative but you have to be subtle or she'll see through it. If she does start a conversation keep it to inconsequential talk and ask questions over giving self-disclosure. Let her be the one to "expose herself." Follow those guidelines and you have a better shot. If you do get her be gentle and affectionate at first but then get really rough and talk dirty! You like young dick mommi? That getz um hot.

Well oppose to my other thread, I'm going from an 18 year old, to a hot mommy, probaly in her 40's. I see her in the gym everyday, shes smokin hot, and I notice her checking me out, and I always give her the little hi with a smile and she does the same, she wear no ring, never talks to guys her age, and I know a guy who works with her, and he says she loves young guys.... Soooo I figure I should diversify and try it out I just dont figure "Hey your moms age" is a good convo starter

[IronReload04]

bro...in all seriousness...."older" women know what they want...theres very little game playing...they are either interested or they arent....& it seems like you already know she is... now...u need to grow a pair & close the deal..

nice

[PROTEINSHAKE]

Just so you know. She will not be into playing beer pong.

or flip cup

[crash187ct]

cut a hole in your gym shorts and ask her if she knows how to sew.. u know she does..

i second this wonderful idea

[goodcents]

Well see heres the thing. I have no proof shes a 'mom' I'm just making that assumption because shes older, and hot.
And another thing that will make it difficult is, she knows I'm a trainer at the gym, so me asking her for advice would just be me playing dumb

You didn't fuking tell us that, you should already be fuking that You damn young ens' Quick story:

Two bulls are standing on top of a hill over looking a bunch of heifers. A young bull and an old bull. The young bull tells the old bull "lets run down there and fuk one of those heifers" The old bull says "lets walk down and fuk them all!"

[PROTEINSHAKE]

words of wisdom from goodcents...

[needmorestrength]

You even old enough to buy alcohol?

LMFAO

[needmorestrength]

Something to add....I went to a party here over the holidays and one of the students invited this hot teacher.. She is recently divorced.. Guys were all over her, one guy grabbed her ass.. No tact... I just walked up and asked her if she wanted to go somewhere quiet and let me give her a massage for all her good teaching .. We did.. Never had sex but I know the doors open now

[stuball]

Bro im 44 and my female friends that are my age or even younger ( mid thirty's ) are not into playin kid games, they want to get down to buisness their not worried about gettin a reputation, or being called a slut, those days are long gone, so make a move before someone else starts bangin her, and your sittin around with your dick in your hand... Good luck and be ready because older chicks are hornier and more experienced !!!!!

[Anastasia]

Good luck!

[pwerfll1]

yo man which gym is she at? I'm from Mass to MILF"S RULE

[PROTEINSHAKE]

WOOT SVT got some competition!!!! who's guna get her first????? PWERFLL could be cockblockin!!!!!!!!!

[Doc.Sust]

hurry up and hit this and throw us some details asap

[Snrf]

take pictures.

better yet film it

[SVTMuscle*]

WOOT SVT got some competition!!!! who's guna get her first????? PWERFLL could be cockblockin!!!!!!!!!

I believe there may be more than 1 milf in the state, so powerful can go find his own, this ones mine!

Shes always in the gym around 1-3pm, I've been working the past few days, and havnt seen her since Monday, but I will be at the gym tomorrow around 2:30, hopefully shes there

[STYLE74]

Yo SVT just be yourself man!!

[Unoid]

Lightnings, cobras, on AAS for the win

[firmechicano831]

SVT. Just go up to her and say " Hi my name is " " have you seen my SVT out there? It's not you're average pony if you know what I mean, so do you wanna ride the Stallion tonight maybe if your free?

[BITTAPART2]

whats beer pong?

[CSAR]

This has got to be the funniest thread in AR history!

Dude, don't mention cooking, cleaning, or other domestic issues. Compliment her on her looks, tell her how sexy you think she is, treat her with respect, but don't treat her like a housewife. I'm guessing she has needs that aren't getting satisfied and would like your young self to pleasure her. Older women and younger men are actually an ideal sexual combination because you're both at your peak.

And please use the CSAR chair method when you score...sit on a chair facing the backrest, have her sit on top of you facing away, guide her onto your throbbin' hard manhood, massage her clit with one hand, one nipple with the other, and kiss her neck/shoulders/back whilst she boinks away...this has had a 100% orgasm success rating for me. Hope it works for you!!

[Gra]

SVT. Just go up to her and say " Hi my name is " " have you seen my SVT out there? It's not you're average pony if you know what I mean, so do you wanna ride the Stallion tonight maybe if your free?

LMFAO

[SVTMuscle*]

ahh haha this thread just reminds how much i love this board

[Doc.Sust]

any progress updates?

[king6]

Maybe he's knee deep.

[BITTAPART2]

This has got to be the funniest thread in AR history!

Dude, don't mention cooking, cleaning, or other domestic issues. Compliment her on her looks, tell her how sexy you think she is, treat her with respect, but don't treat her like a housewife. I'm guessing she has needs that aren't getting satisfied and would like your young self to pleasure her. Older women and younger men are actually an ideal sexual combination because you're both at your peak.

And please use the CSAR chair method when you score...sit on a chair facing the backrest, have her sit on top of you facing away, guide her onto your throbbin' hard manhood, massage her clit with one hand, one nipple with the other, and kiss her neck/shoulders/back whilst she boinks away...this has had a 100% orgasm success rating for me. Hope it works for you!!

LMAO I thought you were going to enlighten us about a new method or position. sorry CSAR but that is not the least bit freaky and I hope we have all had sex on a chair like that by now. most woman need clitoral stimulation to orgasm and some dont need it to orgasm. but I alwys work some clit play into a session especially "sitting reverse cowgirl" what you described.

[SVTMuscle*]

any progress updates?

Negative, I havnt seen her since Monday, I've been working till 3 everyday

[G-1000]

That means she is bangs some other dude.

[SVTMuscle*]

That means she is bangs some other dude.

Psst, as long as theres some room for me down there

[PROTEINSHAKE]

Psst, as long as theres some room for me down there

she's old....theres PLENTY of room

its guna be like throwin a hot dog down a hallway....

[goodcents]

she's old....theres PLENTY of room

its guna be like throwin a hot dog down a hallway....

Maybe he could stick his foot in it, gives a whole new meaning to the term pussy footin' around

[goodcents]

Like putting your dick in a coffee can

[goodcents]

Tie a board to your ass and bring some rope too