exposing the body to UV radiation really tears up your skin, kind of like tobacco.
yecchhh
"A Dukkit In The Making"
exposing the body to UV radiation really tears up your skin, kind of like tobacco.
yecchhh
Senior Member
Good for me I do not use tobacco. ; )
I am just here trying to help out Ruhl, not argue with everyone.
I do not think beds nor tanning in the sun is that good for you. If you go, get body lotion and use it everyday.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i like tanning.....but it's kinda hard to justify in my budget going into winter here and with no shows upcoming till the branch warren
AR's Cunning Linguist
Senior Member
I've had some success with CL'S casual encounters but that was in 07. The site is now crowded out with spams and the only one's that respond to you now, other than spammers, is the gay dudes. It had it's day though.
Banned
Couldn't agree more, thank you someone who obviously knows CL is now worthless.Originally Posted by Mike Dura
"A Dukkit In The Making"
is AFF mostly fakes too?
Senior Member
I did a few chicks I met off the internet before craisglist became popular (or even invented, not sure). I met them off of seaching for chicks in my general area that were freaky.
No lie. One I took to a porn theater the night I met her and she sucked my dick there while there were a bunch of dudes watching. At one point she tried to kiss me and I didn't let her and she said "you bastard". But she still sucked me off a second time.
Before we left some dude there said "Is she still hungry?" and I said "Sorry dude" as we left hahaha
She was a fatty i have to admit but it was still pretty fun plus none of my friends saw me with her or anything hahahahah
Another time... again no lie. I met some fat black chick who lived near me. We talked for like an hour one afternoon in her van. She told me she has an 18 yo cousin (yes female) who was freaky too and liked to get it on in 3-somes with dudes. I went over to their house either that night or one night soon thereafter. They had a porno playing on the tv. They were smoking that funny stuff. We sat there watching porno for like 15 minutes then the chick was like "lets go in the bedroom". We went in there and got nekid and I had a 3-some (again I must admit both were fat, but one was 18 or 19 and plus they were cousins and I was like 33 or something) and they gave me head together and we freaked and stuff.
But I"m a married good doobie now (read: My balls are in a vice controlled by my wife) so I don't have too much freaky fun anymore.
p.s. Back in the day I used to hang out with Danny the Wonder Pony (google him) in NYC and we used to get our freak on with mad chicks back when they had wild clubs there. Alas, all I have are memories now since I'm married.
p.p.s. Premarital sex is a sin. All you boys should not be doing anything. No masturbation. No nothing. Wait until your married or your going to hell hahahaa
aka "JOB"
Why do I have the urge to search the Chicago M4M section to find pics of Dan?????
Banned
Lol....
.....waiting on dans response...
Anabolic Member
My guess would be because you like to fvck dudes? My door doesn't swing that way so....
aka "JOB"
Hmmmm...finding pics of you in that section kinda says otherwise in terms of your sexual orientation! It's OK Dan..I know your not gay! Gay dudes would never be as ugly as you...
Anabolic Member
I have no problem with my sexuality. If a bunch of gay dudes wanna fvck me.... means I'm doing something right.Doesn't mean they are gonna ever get the chance....
aka "JOB"
LOL....a theary we both agree on! C'mon..I know you used to hang at the gay bar in down town O when you lived there!I have no problem with my sexuality. If a bunch of gay dudes wanna fvck me.... means I'm doing something right.
Senior Member
I just started using POF for sh!ts and giggles and you can have a new woman at your house every night which is needed for on cycle relief lmao! Pof is easy, not as trashy as CL lol.... But.. I have met a few craaaaaaazies from online which was suspected.. Had one the other day keep telling me shes having my baby and all this bs but i know its false lol..
Anabolic Member
Uhm... dude.... this thread is 5 years old, lol. But thanks for sharing!!!!
Senior Member
umm... who duh fux bumped dis ish
Anabolic Member
Don't blame me for you being dumb... lolumm... who duh fux bumped dis ish
Banned
You're so funny silly rabbit... Tricks are for kids...
Senior Member
fool me once.. but.. fool me twice.. lol
aka "JOB"
Hell ya...they have cheap drinks, great music and nobody hits on your women every fkn time you go the bathroom!
Knowledgeable Member
If you take me to a gay bar when we're there, YOU'LL be the one with bumps and bruises!!!
Anabolic Member
Buy him knee pads.... he's 40 years old. He can't take much abuse....
aka "JOB"
You know who says being from Cali youshould be very comfy around queer folk!
Besides...you wouldnt have to get all pissy with dudes hittin on the HAW...she might have to keep an eye on YOU though
Knowledgeable Member
Tell the beef Queen, I'm familiar with the Beef Queens in Cali.
Have you seen my face!?! Ain't no one hitting on me pal. I think HAW is blind.
Productive Member
My friend had his prostate milked by a chick from casual encounters in LA
Pretty funny story
Knowledgeable Member
The size of your wallet can out weigh some of the mess!
Tell the beef Queen, I'm familiar with the Beef Queens in Cali.
Have you seen my face!?! Ain't no one hitting on me pal. I think HAW is blind.
She can say she loves you for your personality though
Knowledgeable Member
My wallet and my ginormous penis!!!
.......ya, you're right....it's the wallet.
Grateful
god ruhl had the best threads...shit his pants dead lifting, butt plugs, stalking the chick from canada, almost falling for that scam involving a woman from africa....so socially inept but so funny.
Grateful
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...t-of-the-gym-(
classic ruhl thread
Anabolic Member
So he did what we all want to do lol
Grateful
I have never wanted to drop weights or yell at people and act like an ass.
Banned
I've banged a few off CL....not exactly proud but some of em were pretty hot so it is what it is I guess.
Anabolic Member
You must be going to the right gym then, iv had my towel and water bottle moved/stolen, people jumping on machines between sets and getting critiqued by guys that spend more time on their phones than lifting.
Productive Member
Try this one on..... my buddy went on craigs and found an add of a couple , the male from the couple apparently gets off on watching other dudes diddle his wife.... so yep....
right there in the back of a conversion van.........
None of them are right in the head, including my buddy!!
Productive Member
I hate Craigslist. They all lie on there saying they are VGL HWP and well hung and 24. Then show up weighing in at 295 5ft 4, totally bald, 66years old, uglier than sin and hung like a hamster.
Banned
What's VGL and HWP
Productive Member
VGL means Very Good Looking
And HWP is Height Weight Proportionate
Banned
Oh wow I didn't know. That... Is that like guy code?
Banned
I think it's CL code, I saw ads that girls post with "HWP" somewhat frequently.
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