I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
Anabolic Member
I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
The Over Analyzing Nattabolic
I FvCK guys bigger than you!
"Rancid Protein Powder Mastermind Technician"
"I am really tired"
"Ya, me too, but I am really wired, why dont you say I take you home and eat your pu$$y"
you'd have to see it to believe it, so here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd7Pk...eature=related
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
"Nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed faggots! This stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus!"
Banned
Change will not happen the way you say it will happen unless dramatic events accelerate thinking
Banned
Rectum.....Dame nere killed him
Senior Member
*takes deep breath* "I love the smell of queef in the morning" - Dodgeball
"Rancid Protein Powder Mastermind Technician"
accident post
New Member
Even if you beat me im still the best!
"the Hustler"
Post Cycle Extraordinaire~GOT PCT?
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Milton Waddams: [muttering] I could set the building on fire.
-Office Space...
Classic
Anabolic Member
10-4 Ya Sum-bitch pile of monkey nuts!
Austin Powers
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by war4BTT
That was a good one, "This is my stapler"
Knowledgeable Member
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for *****.
Knowledgeable Member
I knew a guy had a car like that once. ****in' bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes!
[to Arnie]
The Over Analyzing Nattabolic
In all fairness i dont think you understand exactly it is, what i do. You see tomorrow im gunna wake up bright and early and walk in the bank, and if you dont have my money for me,Well i'll Crack your fvckin head wide open in front of everyone at the bank, and just about the time im coming out of jail hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma, and Guess what? I split your head open again! because im fvcking Stupid! and i dont give a fvck about jail! thats my business.........Thats What I DO.
-Jo Pesci Casino
Paraphrased
Associate Member
"She has the type of body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room."
Naked Gun 2.5
"Adios, Turd nuggets"
Grandma's Boy
"Why don't you cry about it....SADDLEBAGS!"
Ace Ventura
Associate Member
I understand. Junior high must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.
But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you...go **** yourself.
Wesley from the coolest action movie.....Wanted
Anabolic Member
Let me tell you bout' drinkin and drivin, boy dat shit is fun! Yo whatcha do is, get yourself a 40 right. then you get on the free way, bam! punch it to 85, turn off the lights, let go of the steering wheel. mann it will bug you out!
-D.B.A.M.T.S.C.W.D.Y.J.I.T.H
Knowledgeable Member
Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
All Natty...Kinda~Winning Member Transformation Contest!
"No, maybe I can't win, maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got... But to beat me, he's gonna have to kill me, and to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me, and to do that, he's gotta be willing to die himself... and I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know, I don't know."
-Rocky IV
Vicious With Malicious Intent
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!
- From Super Troopers!
Vicious With Malicious Intent
Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]
- Also From Super Troopers!
Vicious With Malicious Intent
Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
- Yet Another from Super Troopers
Anabolic Member
Shut the FVCK up Donny!
Walter, Big Lebowski
Anabolic Member
Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
I could put every single Doc Holiday line in here, genius.
The Over Analyzing Nattabolic
very inspirational
The Over Analyzing Nattabolic
If you have any doubt, There is no doubt
-De Niro Ronin
Junior Member
i see dead people
Anabolic Member
Eddie:Her pictures everywhere,phone booths, mens rooms, she's famous Clark...
-Vegas Vacation
Anabolic Member
Ohhh shit you just opened a whole can of worms with the vacation movies...............
"Is Russell still in the Navy?"
"Are you and Clark still dating?"
"Shitter was full."
Christmas Vacation
Anabolic Member
HAHA, "Sorry folks, the parks closed, the moose out front should have told you."
Anabolic Member
LMAO! Classic.
'Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass, Happy Hanakuh"
Clark W. Griswald
Anabolic Member
Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
God Vacation movies Could have their own thread lol
Post Cycle Extraordinaire~GOT PCT?
Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a ****in' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.
Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma
Angie Anderson: **** you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!
Banned
Pulp Fiction with the speech from the soldier to the son.
I think that dude can say anything and make it sound bad ass.
Associate Member
Theres a beverage here man a beverage!
This is what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass larry!
This is not nam there are rules
smokey, you are entering into a world of pain
mark it ze,ro mark it zero, am i the only one that cares about the f*****g rules
sorry smokey it's a league game
no one f**ks with the jesus man
what is this day of rest shit, i was going to f**k you in the ass saturday will f**k you wednesday instead. Woooo you got a date baby
the big lebowsky
Anabolic Member
LMAO!
Donnie YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! .
Post Cycle Extraordinaire~GOT PCT?
^^^ LMFAO!!!
Classic movie!
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
"I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task."
-Stelios, 300
Associate Member
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QjuVvluaPEI
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4VL7...eature=related
You f*****g human paraquat
Ive seen a lot of spinals dude and this guy’s a faking goldbricker.
We believe in nazing lebowski nazing, well cut of your johnson
Obviously you’re not a golfer
Oh, nice varmint
This aggression will not stand, man.
The Big Lebowski
I love this movie man!
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