Stereotypical Guido in the Gym and at the bars and club

**VeraDeMilo** · 05-12-2009, 11:06 AM

Thank You!
This thread is hilarious. I'm from the tri-state area and been bouncing in clubs for the last 10 years. The majority of the night club population looks like this now. It's ridiculous. People are sheep. But whats even more sad is that girls up this way actually eat this up. Unfortunately, all those guys in the pictures probably get ridiculous ass.

And yes, it also seems to be competition between everyone to see who is more italian. Growing up in an italian family myself makes me absolutely want to kill all of these kids. That is not how italians really act. These guys just copy the language and mannerisms from mafia movies and television shows. It's really sad.

And no one smiles for pictures anymore. They all make that stupid zoolander fish face. All the guys have blow outs or faux-hawks. (Which by the way will be looked back upon in a few years the same way we look at the mullet now.)

I work out in a college gym because its actually open to the public and its close to my house. These kids dress the same way in the gym. Gelled blowout hair, headband, gold chain, wifebeater covered by a warmup suit. They come to the gym when they are on cycle and don't come when they are off. They only stay near the dumbell racks and cable machines though. The only time they venture to another part of the gym is to do cardio or to use the benchpress on mondays.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-12-2009, 01:16 PM

Man I can't, I just can't, believe that these guys are real.

I have a bunch at the gym and I want to hold them down and drop dumbells on their faces.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-12-2009, 02:43 PM

Ah the joys of living in western Europe.We don't have guidos here.

**ItalianPowerhouse** · 05-12-2009, 03:09 PM

some real bulll crapp

**ItalianPowerhouse** · 05-12-2009, 03:12 PM

im 100% sicilian and i cant stand these guy's bad name for italians and if you guys dont know what guido is it means italian gangster witch is bull shit what italian mafia do you know that dresses like this nope dress pants dress shirts and ginny shoes pease id love to slap every one of them

my parents came off the boat and im not no fake this is some real bull with these cats

**IronReload04** · 05-12-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by ItalianPowerhouse

im 100% sicilian and i cant stand these guy's bad name for italians and if you guys dont know what guido is it means italian gangster witch is bull shit what italian mafia do you know that dresses like this nope dress pants dress shirts and ginny shoes pease id love to slap every one of them

my parents came off the boat and im not no fake this is some real bull with these cats

yo yo yo (insert gang signs)

**warchild** · 05-12-2009, 03:15 PM

i know i know its been posted already but hey...im in the fvckin zone chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

**Hoggage_54** · 05-12-2009, 03:27 PM

I know what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year

**Matt** · 05-12-2009, 06:06 PM

**MACKATTACK** · 05-12-2009, 06:28 PM

The MECA of all time for these guys is Staten Island!!! Just to let everyone know.....

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

The MECA of all time for these guys is Staten Island!!! Just to let everyone know.....

youve obviously never been to north jersey then lol

**thegodfather** · 05-12-2009, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Hunter-S-Thompson

youve obviously never been to north jersey then lol

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

**gixxerboy1** · 05-12-2009, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

most i know are pool cleaners or landscapers

**Flagg** · 05-12-2009, 07:11 PM

So those are Guidos?

WHy do they all have the same ridiculous haircut? And what's with that pouting?

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-13-2009, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

oh yea def south jersey is horrible on it's own I'll agree to that, I don't think you can get away from it in ANY part of jersey, but one of the worst spots has to be seaside.. we like to call it the gathering of the guidos

**Akrobatik** · 05-13-2009, 11:10 AM

Can we nuke NJ?

**jbm** · 05-12-2009, 07:02 PM

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 07:16 PM

Geezus,, wtf. Im actually embarrassed of my heritage after seeing this shite. Thank god we dont get this in Canada, or at least where I live. My family can get a little greezy sometimes, but this shite is just hilarious and yeah, I cant belive the women are flocking to it. My girl is laughing so hard right now. How long does it take these ****ers to get ready before they go out? And where do you get these awesome glowing red tans.

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 07:37 PM

got a family reunion this summer and if those members from Jersey, brooklyn or the island come around looking like this, I will slap the fack out of them. I'd punch them in the face but I wouldnt want their lips to swell up more

**WARMachine** · 05-12-2009, 07:39 PM

Thank god i live on the west coast....

**mho** · 05-12-2009, 09:30 PM

^^ Thank god I live in the south.

**ecsaaron** · 01-29-2011, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by mho

^^ Thank god I live in the south.

I second that.When we see them we just say "Not from around here are ya boy?"

**Bojangles69** · 05-12-2009, 09:56 PM

An interesting guido practice to look for and I think the one guy in this thread with his shirt off has it.

If you look at a guidos nips, sometimes they will be hard and have a slighly visible cracking over the nipple. This is because before they go out they pinch their nips then put crazy glue over them so they stay hard.

If you look at the one dude in here I think you can see it on his nips, crazy shit.

**gixxerboy1** · 05-13-2009, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

An interesting guido practice to look for and I think the one guy in this thread with his shirt off has it.

If you look at a guidos nips, sometimes they will be hard and have a slighly visible cracking over the nipple. This is because before they go out they pinch their nips then put crazy glue over them so they stay hard.

If you look at the one dude in here I think you can see it on his nips, crazy shit.

so you were looking at his nipps

**jamyjamjr** · 05-13-2009, 12:11 AM

wow.. what a thread bro..

**MACKATTACK** · 05-13-2009, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

wow.. what a thread bro..

I keep it real and honest all the time.....lol

**hero717** · 05-13-2009, 12:13 AM

tape ups or blow outs
u gotta go to neptunes in the hamptons, NY biggest guido club ever, but also the hottest chick too

**MACKATTACK** · 05-13-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by hero717

tape ups or blow outs
u gotta go to neptunes in the hamptons, NY biggest guido club ever, but also the hottest chick too

Yea Neptunes is huge for them too, I have been there a few times....

The best spot out east is the Boardy Barn though......just upstate bitches looking to **** with the Long Island guys lol......and everyone is BOMBED!!!

**jbm** · 05-13-2009, 03:46 AM

Guido Rules!!!

**vpchill** · 05-13-2009, 11:12 AM

LMAOOO. I just seen a guy earlier with the White pants and pointy hair.

**bighital** · 05-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Im Italian to---WTF!!! They all have HOT chicks with them to..They must all went got there hair blown out @ the same time, then all went out and bought PENIS PUMPS!!

**MACKATTACK** · 05-13-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by bighital

Im Italian to---WTF!!! They all have HOT chicks with them to..They must all went got there hair blown out @ the same time, then all went out and bought PENIS PUMPS!!

Listen these "chicks" they roll with and everyone is taking about is big hair, big makeup and everything ****in else on the earth on their face. I prefer natural beauty and girls that are hot with none or very little makeup.

The girls they usually roll with are low life white trash too but are just of big fakes as these guys are. So when you see them with these "chicks" ask them a question and realize you would be tired of their brainlessness (if thats a word) in the first 2 days, basically they are only good for banging and the majority of them are equated to a village bicycle since everyone gets a ride.

Its a ****in shame that these faggots are the stereotype of an Italian on the East Coast........btw, I saw one of these tool boxes just yesterday cruising into a gas station while I was pulling out of it........

**Brown Ninja** · 05-13-2009, 12:30 PM

how common are those morons? Its pretty rare, right?

**VeraDeMilo** · 05-13-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

how common are those morons? Its pretty rare, right?

Depends where u are. At the nightclubs I work at, I'd say 75% of the guys look like this to some extent.

(But not all those guys have that matching douchebag personality to boot. A lot of normal guys have started rocking this look strictly because thats what the hot girls around here go for.) It's sad that you have to almost wear a halloween costume to bang hot club chicks now, lol.

**DSM4Life** · 05-13-2009, 12:42 PM

I love the pics ! haha

**Matt** · 05-13-2009, 01:32 PM

**IronReload04** · 05-13-2009, 08:43 PM

HOnestly.....I am a quarter ITalion, BLond Italion mind you....But I was oblivious to the gweedo revolutions.

**jbm** · 05-13-2009, 08:54 PM

Guido is name gay is the game!

**Bojangles69** · 05-13-2009, 09:31 PM

I have a great guido joke.

A guido walks into a bar..
a bear is on the dance floor with a glass of scotch.

The guido says to the bear "hey bear, howyahdoin?"

The bear then eats his face off and he dies a slow painful death - thee end.

**jbm** · 05-13-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I have a great guido joke.

A guido walks into a bar..
a bear is on the dance floor with a glass of scotch.

The guido says to the bear "hey bear, howyahdoin?"

The bear then eats his face off and he dies a slow painful death - thee end.

I Wanna be a GUIDO!

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