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Thread: Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)

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    Why are we not all voting yes. I think he should do it. Aint my butthole.

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    T-MOS..... PLEASE STICKY THIS THREAD! This has got to be the best thread i've seen in the lounge in a long time LOL..... Abominator deserves some kind of award.

    I would also like to know what she said to make you think it's a trap..... if it's not too late..... i would definately try to bang her 1st..... then tell her to f*ck off. thats the only way this thread can die lol

    ~Haz~

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dude You Wanna Know How I know Your Gay!!! If You Clearly Thought About it and you just asked then yes my friend you are a lil gay or bi curious!!! hahaha why would u even ask that question!!! chick told me that i would have laughed at her face then knocked her out and ass raped her, then leavin her a note sayin..... I'll Think About It.... hahaha

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    Congrats! You're a fag!

    LMAO @ any "straight" man to even contemplate such a pathetic idea. That bitch is far from "Hot"..unless you like clown tits.



    Ok, now that you are out of the closet, how does it feel?
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    HAHAHAHAHA Dude You Should Have Negotiated that u would just let her ass **** you wit a strap-on!!! hahaha that would have saved you there a lil bit, but yes dont get it twisted, it still makes you gay!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Congrats! You're a fag!

    LMAO @ any "straight" man to even contemplate such a pathetic idea. That bitch is far from "Hot"..unless you like clown tits.



    Ok, now that you are out of the closet, how does it feel?
    Priceless!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Congrats! You're a fag!

    LMAO @ any "straight" man to even contemplate such a pathetic idea. That bitch is far from "Hot"..unless you like clown tits.



    Ok, now that you are out of the closet, how does it feel?
    LMAO X 2.

    I want the phone # to this kids friends so I can tell them the news. There boys was going to take it in the ass to get a little sluts *****.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Hall of shame.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Hall of shame.......
    X2, bro ur so gay.

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    You can do it!!!!!!!!!!! lolol! j/k!


    Don't do it bro!!!!

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    I'll have some serious respect for him if he posts here again..... i don't think i would LOL. I don't wanna see anyone leave because of a thread they started..... even if it is THIS bad.....

    ~Haz~

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    y would you even ask this sort of question jesus!

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    What's going to be funny is when after you suck her guy friend off, she pulls out her dick and says, "now you can have me!"

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    you probably right

    You a college football fan? If so what conference?
    Big Ten of course.


    What I don't get about this thread is that... the OP could easily have just messaged DSM for one of his friends' + a blind date. No reason to hide behind the facade of 'damn I really want to fvck this chick who is SOOO hot'. We accept you anyways. Well, we would have, had you not posted this thread.

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    If you fool around with a dude EVER regardless of the reason then you are GAY. End of story. I don't care how hot the chick is I would NEVER even consider fooling around with a dude. If you suck sausage you are gay.

    End of story...

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    If you suck sausage you are gay.

    End of story...
    Couldnt said it better myself lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolPete33 View Post
    If you suck sausage you are gay.

    End of story...
    Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.
    If it's NOT a friend? ; P

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.
    Yes it does unless you are 10 and just dont know better. LOL

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    This thread reminded me of a scene from Harold and Kumar...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G9ta7AHsIU

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    Dude.....

    Do not PM me anymore. I do not want to be your tag team partner nor do I want to hear anymore ideas of how you can fu*k this guy without making you look gay!!!!!

    P.S.
    Tell the biatch to take her filthy ass back to the trailer park and to never speak to you again because she might start rumors about you.

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    LOL I just read your post PistolPete and you are correct 100%. Any dude who has to go through a guy just to get a lady is gay plain and simple. There are millions of girls who you could get besides that girl believe me.

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    Is she going to get that surgery Addadicktome ?

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    Are you gonna be the Pitcher or the Catcher? Is the other fellow Bi or full-on homo? I think I would let her go on by.

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    Me, NEVER, only way I would be involved with another guy there is if one is in front and another in back. No close proximity or any chance of body parts touching.

    If you are Bi or Bi curious go for it but I have NO curiosity that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    only way I would be involved with another guy there is if one is in front and another in back.
    sounded gay to me


    ~Haz~

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    It would be funny as all heck if you took it up the butt and your "hot" friend decided she didn't want you anymore.

    Besides, to even consider this you have to have some latent homosexual feelings that you've been lying to yourself about.

    Oh, furthermore, she isn't that hot.

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    this is a lil gay.. u must jus not care bout sexuality n general to even consider this... but its all good u wana no wat its lik to b w a boy, might as well hav a hot chick after that...
    wat she say to let u no its a trap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by studdedout View Post
    this is a lil gay.. u must jus not care bout sexuality n general to even consider this... but its all good u wana no wat its lik to b w a boy, might as well hav a hot chick after that...
    wat she say to let u no its a trap...
    Are you six? Please try again.

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    if u let a guy suck on your sausage does that make you gay? lol maybe if u close your eyes and pretend its a chick, make him wear a nice blonde wig or something lol

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    No pvssy is worth a cock.

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    I hope this thread stays around forever. Gold!!!

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    LOL, a cock for a puss.y licking. Bro if u need a hot bitch just get an escort.

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    I've had some experience with this. Not with ****ing some strange dude lol but with some "chick" saying I could **** her whenever I want as long as I did stuff with this "bi-sexual friend."
    This is a common con used by gay guys to rope in unsuspecting straight guys online. I'm willing to bet you met this "chick" on the internet, and after sending you sexy pics and propositioning you, she brought up this favor she wanted you to do first.
    This has actually happened to me several times, and once this girl asked for my cell number online and I gave it to her, and a real chick actually called me! She had a really sexy voice to, so I figured this was for real. After dirty talking she brought up having this threesome with her bisexual friend, and I said that I would consider it as long as there was no male-male contact. The next day this homo started calling my cell phone offering me $ to perform oral sex on me. I couldn't get him to stop calling me lol. So, if you want to avoid this embarrassing situation, leave her alone. good luck bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastwardo View Post
    I've had some experience with this. Not with ****ing some strange dude lol but with some "chick" saying I could **** her whenever I want as long as I did stuff with this "bi-sexual friend."
    This is a common con used by gay guys to rope in unsuspecting straight guys online. I'm willing to bet you met this "chick" on the internet, and after sending you sexy pics and propositioning you, she brought up this favor she wanted you to do first.
    This has actually happened to me several times, and once this girl asked for my cell number online and I gave it to her, and a real chick actually called me! She had a really sexy voice to, so I figured this was for real. After dirty talking she brought up having this threesome with her bisexual friend, and I said that I would consider it as long as there was no male-male contact. The next day this homo started calling my cell phone offering me $ to perform oral sex on me. I couldn't get him to stop calling me lol. So, if you want to avoid this embarrassing situation, leave her alone. good luck bro!
    That was the most brilliant 9th post on AR that I ever did see.

    So hilarious

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    has anyone noticed that in the title it says "involves FREE sex?" Im glad I'm blessed with good enough looks and a personality that allow me to have free sex all the time lol

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    w...........t...............f

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    Bump!! Im not letting this die

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