Why lie about size of your package?

[stack_it]

6' tall Chinese girl?

[calgarian]

actually she was almost 6'... and yes, a vegetarian, so baby carrots are good for her.

6' tall Chinese girl?

TG Chinese????

[Knockout_Power]

6' tall Chinese girl?

5'9 is close enough when most are sub 5'... I like to lie a lot... did I mention my 10" schnitzel?

[stack_it]

5'9 is close enough when most are sub 5'... I like to lie a lot... did I mention my 10" schnitzel?

Lol. That's why I was curious. Most Asian men are like 5'7" or less so a 6' Asian girl is rare.

[calgarian]

Lol. That's why I was curious. Most Asian men are like 5'7" or less so a 6' Asian girl is rare.

and she would be totally comfortable getting licked by KP cause he is only 5'4".......Italian in Asians body? including his baby carrot

[HitIt]

i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..

[calgarian]

i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..

fvcking in the thin air....i know the feeling

[HitIt]

fvcking in the thin air....i know the feeling

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[calgarian]

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

then they wonder y u cant cum for 45 minutes....give me some friction

[DSM4Life]

i just hate when a woman tells me her vagina is shallow and it ends up being grand canyon deep..

@$$holes are tight everytime.

[hollyroid84]

I just asked my girl and im by far the biggest shes ever seen.... lol. Ignorance is bliss.

[Standby]

i dont lie about it... i just say dont get to excited

or if they make fun of the little guy and laugh i say spread those asscheeks and well see whos laughing

[DSM4Life]

[Knockout_Power]

Im the big one

[calgarian]

Im the big one

still a baby carrot.

[Knockout_Power]

Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot

[calgarian]

Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot

ok point made....

[DSM4Life]

Yah, but Ive got the biggest baby carrot

How hard is your carrot?

[LatissimusaurousRex]

How hard is your carrot?

if you rinse it under the sink it should get harder

[DSM4Life]

if you rinse it under the sink it should get harder

So it gets engorged and swells....yum

[Reed]

Instead of talking about it to them I just send pics visual reference is always a sure go. Hey when I have a gf we could have sex a couple times a day and Id still masterbate so yes I masterbate. Some girls want sex twice a week.... I want it twice in the morning even with my crazy stamina.

[moregunsthanroses]

I'm above average like 6.5-7 inches long and 6 inches girth (I buy large condoms for the girth) I've had quite a few women tell me i'm big... Although my one Puma X never said I was big she only said thick.. supposedly her x bf was a bit longer then me. My current GF likes to say I have a monster cock, good thing for me the 2 other guys she has been with are average or below, she brought up anal before we ****ed on the phone and now she isn't eager at all!

Like the one poster said it all depends on what the girl is used to, if your slightly above average and the girl is used to average or below average she will be like like oh wow your big. In the past I've told a girl I've got some pretty good size and when we got down to business she will be like oh wow you weren't kidding. I'm not cruel like that to get a girls hopes up and not deliver the goods.

[Knockout_Power]

Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver

lol

[D3m3nt3d]

Im all about the overpromise and underdeliver

[calgarian]

a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?

[LatissimusaurousRex]

a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?

get ready for the worst 2 minutes of your life

[calgarian]

get ready for the worst 2 minutes of your life

2 minutes 20 seconds....

[Knockout_Power]

2 minutes 20 seconds....

dude, nice... I see those Kegel excersises you talked about to increase your stamina have already doubled your fvck times... be proud man

[calgarian]

dude, nice... I see those Kegel excersises you talked about to increase your stamina have already doubled your fvck times... be proud man

if that can improve u from 2 seconds to 10 it can do wonders for me....

[Knockout_Power]

a girl just asked me she wants my carrot..........what should i say?

sounds like she told you she wants it? or do you mean you offered it and she questioned whether you were serious?

[calgarian]

sounds like she told you she wants it? or do you mean you offered it and she questioned whether you were serious?

that happened to me.......the second one happened to u remember with that 6 feet tall girl

[Knockout_Power]

that happened to me.......the second one happened to u remember with that 6 feet tall girl

which 6' tall girl? The asian one (shorter than that) or the Danish girl (slightly taller than that)... so sad, I think I just referred to 2/3rds of my entire sex life =(

[calgarian]

so she will be all exited and say "yeah baby give it to me" and i will say give it to you? I am done...see ya

[Knockout_Power]

I was going to hang out with Kawi, but then she told me she just ordered this...

[Knockout_Power]

[awms]

Penis size depends on 2 things.

1# Her past - If a girl has had bfs in the past who were 6-10 inchers and you come in with a 5 inch penis (which is avg) its going to seem very small to her.

2# The size of the women - If a girl is 5"2 100lbs a 7 inch penis is going to seem massive! If shes 6 foot 180lbs its going to seem avg.

My gf is porchagese and apparently porchagese men are very small haha so she tells me...shes also only 5"3 115lbs so the first time she looked at me I looked like a horse haha Iv been blessed in that area I guess.

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Penis size depends on 2 things.

1# Her past - If a girl has had bfs in the past who were 6-10 inchers and you come in with a 5 inch penis (which is avg) its going to seem very small to her.

2# The size of the women - If a girl is 5"2 100lbs a 7 inch penis is going to seem massive! If shes 6 foot 180lbs its going to seem avg.

My gf is porchagese and apparently porchagese men are very small haha so she tells me...shes also only 5"3 115lbs so the first time she looked at me I looked like a horse haha Iv been blessed in that area I guess.

the size of the girl doesn't matter as much as past partners, if she's 5 foot but accustomed to good ole american monster dong than your 7 inch is just small potatoes

[Knockout_Power]

Penis size depends on 2 things.

1# Her past - If a girl has had bfs in the past who were 6-10 inchers and you come in with a 5 inch penis (which is avg) its going to seem very small to her.

2# The size of the women - If a girl is 5"2 100lbs a 7 inch penis is going to seem massive! If shes 6 foot 180lbs its going to seem avg.

My gf is porchagese and apparently porchagese men are very small haha so she tells me...shes also only 5"3 115lbs so the first time she looked at me I looked like a horse haha Iv been blessed in that area I guess.

Portuguese women are usually pretty cute... I know a couple who swear needing a monster dong and they are so tiny. Efficient space organisers they are

[awms]

Portuguese women are usually pretty cute... I know a couple who swear needing a monster dong and they are so tiny. Efficient space organisers they are

Hell yeah! my gf is a smoke show! lol tight little body, long dark hair, and big brown eyes, and she can cook like no other! portuguese women know how to take care of their men! lol but they have a temper so if your a push over your gunna hate you life! lol