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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicko

    ehehehhheh... another route that could be taken is what happened to my friend one time when we were in holding tanks, we were both smashed and he was being belligerent and screaming at the guards and banging on the door. He was yelling he had to piss, they told him to shut up and stop banging on the door. So he whipped out his junk and pissed all over the cell floor(we were in separate tanks) then he proceeded to bang on the door some more and cuss at the guards. They warned him one more time then the goon squad moved in....ehehehehh...they came marching down the hall all suited and booted and opened his cell beat his ass and then hog tied him on the floor. He was crying as he had to lay in his own piss for the next 10 hrs or so...ehehehheh... I never laughed so hard in my life...I clowned him until he fell asleep cheek down in his piss..ehehehehhh...I would always bring it up when we were drinking, he would get all pissed off and want to fight over it...ehehehehh....
    That's what friends are for!! Lol

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    Wicked funny thread! I pisses me off (no pun intended) when guys do that at work because usually, I have to crap in a hurry. I use my wife's advice when crapping in a public restroom - hover, cover and kick. It's great for quads too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allrippedup View Post
    Wicked funny thread! I pisses me off (no pun intended) when guys do that at work because usually, I have to crap in a hurry. I use my wife's advice when crapping in a public restroom - hover, cover and kick. It's great for quads too!
    no wipe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpkman View Post
    no wipe?
    Nah. Skid marks are sexy.

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    Replying to this thread... as Im sitting down on the toilet and pissing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Replying to this thread... as Im sitting down on the toilet and pissing.
    I feel ya. I squat to piss at home so much (only man at the house, wife and three daughters) that I catch myself doing it at work!! Lol

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