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    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.

    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

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    One more! ;-)

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    hahahaha

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    lmfao!!!!

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    For the win
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    Q. Why are irish jokes so stupid
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    Made it myself, i hope you like it=)Click image for larger version. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooie
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    so that's the other half of my avatar.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon View Post
    That's Ozzy Osborne and Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath.

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    Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dooie View Post
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    I dont know what but this one made me LOL ! lol

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    Thank you everyone for your submissions. Canadian Bacon, coliinxd, simon1972, dooie, and zackery you are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving your promocodes via PM. Also, everyone else who participated in the threads gets a promocode as well for 5% off.

    The store is already marked down 20% and now we have double discount loyalty rewards. That's big time savings!

    Thank you again for all the participation.

    Yours,

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    ROUND 3! MAKE ME LAUGH!

    Let's do this again! Start posting up videos, jokes, pics, or anything to MAKE ME LAUGH!

    Here is a RECAP:

    Each week 5 different people will win a 20% off promocode at the store in the month of May 2012. This will coincide with the already 20% off store discount for great savings.

    And all others that contribute will also get a 10% off discount code.

    MAKE ME LAUGH

    Yours,

    ar-r

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    I hope I can get the discount for my mice's sake!

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    Best costumes ever!
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    POM POM POW!



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