so much for buying another car, looks like all that money is going to some thai girlOriginally Posted by MickeyKnox
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so much for buying another car, looks like all that money is going to some thai girl
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I had several offers from girls saying they would pay me. lol So much for Taste.
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do they pay by the inch? If so, I know what Im doing with all the money I make... buying a happy meal
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If you want to feel like a porn star just buy some Thai condoms and try putting one of them on. lol Seriously they are small and tear easily. I made the mistake of not bringing enough of my own the 1st trip. After that I always went to Costco before hand.
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Rebuilding the computer at home and have all my personal pic and videos backed up so I have not been able to get any new personal ones yet. Hopefully today will go smother. Stupid updates keep killing my OS at log on.
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^^^ this
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Did anyone visit any westerners in prison over there?
I didn't but you see a lot of ads about them wanting to see just anyone from the West.
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No because I imagine most who are in ther its due to drugs or underaged girls. They deserve to be isolated.
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IDK man. I watched some documentary on hookers in Thailand and most of them look like 5's maybe an occasional 6. If I am going to pay for sex its going to either be a pornstar or some ridiculously hot chick with huge fake cans. Not some thai chick.
Man and those girls must be so dirty. I doubt they are using condoms all the time. Shit if you are ****ing for 50 bucks the chances are someone offers you a 100 for no condom they will do it.....Gross
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I wish I would have seen that. Maybe Ill watch it so I will never go again. I mean you have reports form several guys who have been there 1st hand and a news report by a NON bias news reporting agency. I mean we all know the news only report the truth, they never exaggerate or lie.....
Dirty? hahahaha I have found most of them are 10x cleaner than most women I have known in the us. Most clubs they work in require a health card that has to be signed by a doctor every 2 weeks - 1 month. How many girls do you know in the states that gets a std test 1x a month? Theses girls are not like hookers here who go with 2+ guys a night if they want to or not.... OK I'm going to leave it at that for now. I could go on and on but simply you need to educate yourself if you plan on ever going and if not then it's a mute point and dont think you know anything about the place from what you have read or news articles.
Example. Anyone ever watch to catch a predator where they go to Asia and catch all these guys such as a doctor who likes to pay for sex with underage girls? Ask anyone who has seen the show and 90% of them will tell you it's in Thailand. NO, No, no it's not. They land at BBK airport and travel to Cambodia because Cambodia does not have an airport like that.
In other words be careful what you say/repeat without knowing the real details.
All depends on what YOU consider hot. I would say they are some of the best dressed.
If you think you can tell a ladyboy from Thai girl for sure then, which one is which?
Here is another online test
http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-yo...-thai-ladyboy/
I took the online test and I got picked 100% of the ladyboys correctly although I also said a couple of the girls were ladyboys who were not. The girls I said were girls I was right. Better to be safe than sorry. lol
I made it easy with the pictures above. They ALL are ladyboys.
Last edited by lovbyts; 03-13-2013 at 12:11 AM.
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Yeah...I figured I would leave that one alone...far too much ignorance. All I'm gonna say is I've had 51 Thai girls (most from bars) and never got an std....I've got a little higher number of "normal" girls and I've gotten 1 std....I also have the same condom habits with both types of girls.....just sayin'I wish I would have seen that. Maybe Ill watch it so I will never go again. I mean you have reports form several guys who have been there 1st hand and a news report by a NON bias news reporting agency. I mean we all know the news only report the truth, they never exaggerate or lie.....
Dirty? hahahaha I have found most of them are 10x cleaner than most women I have known in the us. Most clubs they work in require a health card that has to be signed by a doctor every 2 weeks - 1 month. How many girls do you know in the states that gets a std test 1x a month? Theses girls are not like hookers here who go with 2+ guys a night if they want to or not.... OK I'm going to leave it at that for now. I could go on and on but simply you need to educate yourself if you plan on ever going and if not then it's a mute point and dont think you know anything about the place from what you have read or news articles.
Example. Anyone ever watch to catch a predator where they go to Asia and catch all these guys such as a doctor who likes to pay for sex with underage girls? Ask anyone who has seen the show and 90% of them will tell you it's in Thailand. NO, No, no it's not. They land at BBK airport and travel to Cambodia because Cambodia does not have an airport like that.
In other words be careful what you say/repeat without knowing the real details.
All depends on what YOU consider hot. I would say they are some of the best dressed.
If you think you can tell a ladyboy from Thai girl for sure then, which one is which?
Here is another online test
http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-yo...-thai-ladyboy/
I took the online test and I got picked 100% of the ladyboys correctly although I also said a couple of the girls were ladyboys who were not. The girls I said were girls I was right. Better to be safe than sorry. lol
I made it easy with the pictures above. They ALL are ladyboys.
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You dont have to explain yourself. Its your dick.I wish I would have seen that. Maybe Ill watch it so I will never go again. I mean you have reports form several guys who have been there 1st hand and a news report by a NON bias news reporting agency. I mean we all know the news only report the truth, they never exaggerate or lie.....
Dirty? hahahaha I have found most of them are 10x cleaner than most women I have known in the us. Most clubs they work in require a health card that has to be signed by a doctor every 2 weeks - 1 month. How many girls do you know in the states that gets a std test 1x a month? Theses girls are not like hookers here who go with 2+ guys a night if they want to or not.... OK I'm going to leave it at that for now. I could go on and on but simply you need to educate yourself if you plan on ever going and if not then it's a mute point and dont think you know anything about the place from what you have read or news articles.
Example. Anyone ever watch to catch a predator where they go to Asia and catch all these guys such as a doctor who likes to pay for sex with underage girls? Ask anyone who has seen the show and 90% of them will tell you it's in Thailand. NO, No, no it's not. They land at BBK airport and travel to Cambodia because Cambodia does not have an airport like that.
In other words be careful what you say/repeat without knowing the real details.
All depends on what YOU consider hot. I would say they are some of the best dressed.
If you think you can tell a ladyboy from Thai girl for sure then, which one is which?
Here is another online test
http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-yo...-thai-ladyboy/
I took the online test and I got picked 100% of the ladyboys correctly although I also said a couple of the girls were ladyboys who were not. The girls I said were girls I was right. Better to be safe than sorry. lol
I made it easy with the pictures above. They ALL are ladyboys.
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FTR, i have no problem with LB's. They dont wig me out at all. I wouldn't hook up with one dont get wrong, but im secure enough in my sexuality that i can honestly say that thew first and last ones are actually attractive.
BUT..the ones that clearly look like a dude in a wig, freak me the f*** out! Thats a difference ball (pun intended) game.
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Hell if you go to thailand, invite one or two for a drink, they are super funny and love to have fun. Just buy their drinks.
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Most are just normal people for the most part except the super flamboyant over the top show stoppers that doing it just for show. If you get to know or date any Thai girl then you will also get to know a few ladyboys. I have yet to meet a thai girls who was not friends with a ladyboy and one or two butch/gay girls.
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Oh absolutely. Ive never met a LB but i wouldn't hesitate to sit and chat with one - she/he would have to be pretty though..im shallow like that. lol
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LByts, how much did you take with you for 14 days including airfare? Just curious. If you don't recall, no worries.
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I spent over $10,000 cash in 31 days there just on partying///girls.
Honestly though, you can have an awesome time and always leave with a pretty girl for about $100 a day. That's including food/drinks/taxi etc.
It really just depends on how you do it. When I spend 2 months there this year I'm going to try and spend $15,000 or less TOTAL...since I'm about to become a poor college kid.
The following summer I'll probably stay in Thailand for 3 months and since I'll be a poor college kid I'll be looking at spending under $40 USD a day...but it all just depends on how things pan out for me "work wise"...
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My 1st trip AF was $900 round trip. Stupid me could have gotten 1st class for another $200 and passed it up, went back 10 min later to try to find it and couldn't.Tip for flying, NEVER fly domestic, US carrier. All the other carriers are SOOoooo much better. Asiana, China, Korean air. More seat room, MUCH better food, better service, friendly with a smile from a early 30s or younger cute sterwardess vs a 40+ grumpy guy/girl on US. Better selection of movies and just everything.
I was a typical tourist (somewhat) and spent to much the 1st trip. 2 weeks for hotel cost me about $700 but one place had a hot tup on the roof and we also rented a house with a pool for 5 days that included taxi service, daily maid service, breakfast, jacuzzi bath tub, separate game room with bar and pool table. This is the house we rented for under $100 a day.
And then my personal picture from there. No giving me a bad time about how I look, this was before I started TRT and got back i shape. I was a fat fvck I know. Luckily you cant see the rest of me. lol
Food is cheap nunless you eat out every day at some place nice. You can easily eat a full good meal for under $5 and if you are adventuresome you can feel 3 people for $5 in some of little hole in the wall places.
I did a bunch of the tour stuff and ended up paying for 2 most of my trip. I would say I spent about $2500 maybe a little more for EVERYTHING but that was doing a LOT more than I had ever done before and being treated 10x better everywhere I went. I'm sure it's a little more now but you can still go either way. You can rent a modest house with a pool for about $500+ a month depending on where you are staying if you shop around. If you want to stay someplace more modest like a long stay hotel like the girls do it's a lot cheaper.
Last edited by lovbyts; 03-13-2013 at 01:07 AM.
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Wat is that.
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Okay, so how is the food there? I'm not really much of a Thai BBQ fan. I'm more of a steak & potatoes guy. Would I starve there?
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They have every type of restaurant you can think of in the tourist cities (Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai). Even Russian restaurants that sell fried shark.
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In Bangkok I ate deep fried insects. They taste pretty much just like fries. They also had a falafel stand in Ko Sahn Road that I was a fiend for. I remember also being able to buy fresh orange juice off a stand near there each morning.
On the islands I had the chance to eat shark, though i'd never do so again, for morale reasons. Nothing much special about it compared to other fish.
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Omg their orange juice (Som Tam) is so good!!! Get a big bottle off the street For 30 cents mmmmm
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Ahh the juice in a bag with a straw? lol
Yeah I have to break out my pictures of munching on a deep fried grass hopper and deep fried frog.
Agreed, shark was a little oily and touch. Have you tried Ostrich though? VERY good.
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That's the one.
It's funny, it's been a long, long time since I was in Thailand, just over 10 years, but this thread is giving me all sorts of flashbacks!
I remember me, an American and a Israeli guy challenging 3 Palastinians to a game of fusball, The West vs The Middle East! Sadly we lost. Quite a bit of pride was in that game, lol!
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Is the shark cooked on the grill as a steak? Or do I have to eat it fried?
And what would you say the portions are like there? Do they give you man-sized meals?
And you guys are saying that I'm not going to get stuck eating curry and noodles right?
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I like curry and noodles.
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I wasn't into lifting weights then so I cant say, but im pretty sure it was cooked over a fire on the beach which was a nice treat.
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I've had grilled and fried shark. Don't worry about the meals man you'll get your fill and there's plenty of American food ALL over the place.
Also, Thai people don't even eat that much curry and noodles...they love papaya salad and seafood a lot more lol.
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Lbyts,
That house looks sweeeet! What a deal! I would probably just stay at one of the long stay motels for my first trip.
For the record, i have backpacked through Quintana Roo (Mex) with only a small backpack that fit into the over head luggage compartment. I did this having NEVER traveled before in my life - i was in my 30's at the time. I researched the heck out it first though, like you did. So i have no problem with a cheap, but clean, motel room and eating local food. And im not interested in touristy attractions like zip lining, animals, petting dolphins, para sailing..ect. When i travel to a foreign land my mind is instantly converted over to think like a local and blend in as much as i can. Unless its something that is a must see/do like a temple or a certain area that is must see.
2500$ for 14 days includes 900 airfare, at the time? And when you say "we" did you go with a buddy?
Thanks for the information. I love reading about your Thai adventures.
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I don't follow?
"Even sexier than Siggy"
go whichever way your penis points you... be one with the schlong
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Its your penis put it where ever you want however I think you are crazy lol
Not trying to be a dick or combative
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Before I was married I took a trip to Thailand by myself. I had met a Thai girl online and went there mainly to visit her and take in the sights but I was completely blown away by Thai culture when I arrived. Never before had I seen such a place full of partying, drinking, dancing, girls, sex and just random shit in my entire life. I loved every second of it.
BKK was a great place to spend time. I got myself a $30CDN a night hotel and to be honest it was actually quite respectable. I dont think I spent a single sober second in the place so I still to this day do not remember the name. I had to keep the hotel business card in my pocket so I could get home. One night I negotiated a ride for like $3CDN for this guy with a CBR125rr to give me a ride home. I was literally able to see the damn place if I didnt have my liquor eyes on lol, the guy drove me pretty much across the street. Touche Thai bastard haha...you win this round.
I remember the kick ass beer gardens with Thai cover bands playing American rock music perfectly. Sounding just like english speaking musicians only with a little boys voice box! lol They were a blast. There were long row tables with gravity fed beer hoppers about every 6 feet. I remember the super hot Thai girls with high heel leather boots and a mini skirt bikini sporting high rise pig tails and double fisting beer pitchers to top off the hoppers. 80lb hotties with hooters stacking them like capital P's, i'm surprised they didn't need a damn angle brace to keep them upright they were so top heavy....mmmm beer gardens in BKK.
You know I actually treated myself to a non-sexual traditional Thai massage every single day because it was $12CDN and fVck me those girls can handle a westerner. Little Ong Bak maniacs folding you like a pretzel, I swear they had me so wrapped up they could ass rape me and I would be defenseless. The thought did cross my mind as a joke to myself while I was wrapped up one time...thankfully, crisis averted, they were very professional. I highly recommend the non sexual massage its worth it.
I love that a guy can buy his own bottle of booze at the clubs along with a bucket of ice and some mix. Then when you're too shittered to dance or you found the right girl you can just take that baby right out in the street and keep on chugging! As long as you arent being a douche the police could care less from my experience. In fact, the one pair of cops saw me with a cute little Australian tourist in one hand and our bottle of liquor in the other hand and the gave me the thumbs up haha I love that town. You want to talk about kick ass drunk food? Forget McDonald's or a midnight slice of pizza and get a bag of steamed noodles with BBQ who the fVck knows, thats some really great drunken feasting.
I rented a motorcyle for one leg of my trip in BKK so I could take that sucker on a road trip south. If there are any rules to the road in Thailand I failed to see them, its a madhouse there and totally every man for themself. People driving on the wring side of the road, in the middle of the road you name it they were doing it. Packs of stray dogs roaming the streets and having random throw downs with other packs of dogs. Occasionally I would see the odd mangled dead dog on the road with bite marks and blood all over it. Don't look too long you might get hit by a car or a fvcking tuk tuk. By the way, WHAT THE FVCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE?!?!?! Some kind of national joke I dont understand? They are the worst built, noisiest piles of commuter sh!t I have ever seen. They are so irritating it would be like replacing your bicycle seat with a dildo... ridiculous. Thanks a lot Thailand...Don't ever send one to Canada we'll whip that sh!t back there so fast your heads will spin. I digress wow...
11 hours down the Gulf of Thailand stopping in on every little town that seemed interesting and chatting up the english speaking Thai girls as they would pour 26oz vodka bottles of gas into my tank to fill it up lol. Not your run of the mill gas station. Nevertheless it did the trick! I stopped in at a resturaunt in one town and after walking in thinking I would get a menu it was the four mystery pots of nuclear fVcking Thai soups. I could have poured it in my tank, fvck me it was potent. I remember the waitress, a 40 something lady, dissapearing only to re appear all done up with make up and a sagged out cleavage for my viewing pleasure. lol, I didnt speak a word of Thai except this is delicious and please and thank you so it was an awkward but pleasant moment with her leaning over the table allowing me to see her rocks in socks while I ate my bowl of lava.
Arriving in a town that was supposed to be the ferry point to take me over to the island from the movie The Beach it was late so I got a cheap hotel and was put in the top floor. I was woken up in the middle of the night with the sound of someone pouring a driving range bucket of golf balls on the tin roof... fvcking scared the shlt out me. I look out my window and there is rain like I have never seen before, and I live on the west coast of Canada...this shlt was insane. The streets were already half a foot flooded and I had just woke up. I suddenly realized where the dudes wearing capri pants and flip flops started. Anyways, by the time I got my stuff packed and got downstairs my rental bike that was grossly out of the allowed rental territory was showing water a couple inches from exhaust pipe hole. "Screw you guys, i'm going home!" right... Anyways, I rode my ass off to get out of the floods. Seemed like forever just to make it a couple blocks in this town. Everybody was trying to get the hell out of Dodge. In a traffic jam the bike stalled and the electronics failed on me. Lights out. I had to jump start the thing in over a foot of water. It was like football tryouts running through the tires but I got her going again and said F it i'm riding on the sidewalks I'll bribe any cop who stops me... So I got out of town and rode for 3 hours before I got out from under the storm system. As luck would have it the electronics had dried out and flickered back on just a couple km before BKK. I was super pumped. I dropped off the bike and never heard another word about it. Good thing the crooked Thai buggers had disabled the odometer...
Back in BKK I got so damn messed up I remember the Thai girls pulling my by the arms trying to get me to take them home at times. I guess I looked like easy pickings...jokes on them I destroyed them in the sack even blurred drunk. I love how they shower you and tidy the room before they go to sleep. To be honest I could have been robbed many times without knowing it because I really never felt threatened in anyway while having guests in my room. But it never happened, they were honest and respectful as can be and it was a real great time.
At another point in my trip I took a tour to Tiger Temple and was able to walk into a tiger pit nestled in a rock canyon and pat the tigers as they lay there chained to anchor points with their bellies extremely full. At least I assumed so because they were super docile and really did nothing scary except for this one lively Tiger that would chase a stick I threw into a pond and just attack the hell out of it. One Thai guy threw a bone up in a tree and a tiger jumped up there and devoured it in about 10 seconds. All part of the show...or was it? One tiger got out of line and the trainer had to beat it into submission with a 4x4 post!! No bullshit, it was time I checked the fvck out of there. Thanks for the memories and good luck with that shit bud, see ya. I should have figured that the buddhist monk with the orange sash looking attire showing claw scars on his rib cage was an indicator that these tigers are all good to a point.
Oh yeah the gf I had there...she was a cute girl. worked for an advertising agency as a secretary and was a real sweetheart. She introduced me to her friend when we first met. I assume she was her buffer in case she didnt like me... Get this, her friends name was Pit Stick. TRUE STORY. Probably not spelled like that but it was definitely her name. I said, "Come again? For a second there I thought your name was pit stick." Different worlds man, I didnt even get an odd look. It was totally normal. Gotta love asians lol I met a girl named apple also. Said she just like the way it sounded.
So the gf took me along on her work vacation. So it was she and I and a bunch of Thai business men...great guys, real fun, but wiped the floor with me playing their sneaky asian card games...I got tooled. Cost me $50 to buy my way in to the fun lol oh well
Well, I was there for a little over a month so there are plenty more stories and some of them are the what happens in thailand stays in thailand type and the internet world is certainly not going to hear about them....
Oh and my 2 cents about lady boys after being all over Thailand...They can look like super hot Thai girls so just ask them straight up and they always tell you. They dont want a shiner for not being honest. All you have to so is ask...freedom from awkward bjs thats for sure lol
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Wow, thats a novella! ^^
Im saving that for tomorrow with a cup of tea.
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