Shsm

[panntastic]

Well, there you go, I really didn't know that

Second generation but its what makes my skin yellow and easy to tan

[Back In Black]

Second generation but its what makes my skin yellow and easy to tan

Ha ha, I never noticed you had a yellow tint to you, still can't. Gotta be better than my skin colour from My Celtic heritage.

[panntastic]

Ha ha, I never noticed you had a yellow tint to you, still can't. Gotta be better than my skin colour from My Celtic heritage.

Yeah I'm lucky I tan very quickly but to be fair with all the ink I look dark any way

[Shol'va]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:

[grabs a magnifying glass and reads]

I, (Lunk) the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!

[slams the contract copy and the magnifying glass down, continues shouting]

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

Gbrice, here is the update to your aforementioned contract rules and regulations. Please Be Advised...

PLEASE REFER TO CHAPTER 7, PARAGRAPH 3E, SECTION 4, SUBSECTION 6 ADDENDUM 892, LINE 5, SENTENCE 1, WHICH CLEARLY STATES:
THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART SHALL IN NO WAY BE SUBJECT TO THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART, NOR THIRD PART, WITH EXCEPTIONAY RULE TO SUBSECTION 44A, APPENDAGE 66, PARTS 1 AND 2, WHICH SHALL HOLD ANY AND ALL PARTIES INVOLVED, WHETHER THEY BE AGGREIVED OR NO, WHOLLY AND/OR IN PART, HARMLESS.
THOSE WITH THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY WILLING TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH AFOREMENTIONED THREATS OF FILING COMPLAINT FORM 7794RH, BE SO ADVISED THAT THIS FORM MUST BE FILLED OUT, LEGIBLY, IN ITS ENTIRETY, IN TRIPLICATE, NO FACSIMILIES, AND IN A TIMELY MANNER, PREFERABLY IN 1 HOUR OR LESS, BUT IN NO CASE SHALL SAID FORMS BE ACCEPTED ANY LATER THAN THE SECOND TUESDAY OF THE FOLLOWING WEEK!
IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS FILLING OUT FORM 7794RH, YOU MAY GO TO
"WHERESMYCOMPLAINTFORMSDOTCOM", AND FOLLOW THE EASY TO USE GUIDE "FILLING OUT COMPAINT FORMS FOR DUMMIES", TO ASSIST YOU IN ACCOMPLISHING YOUR TASK.
SEND ALL CORRESPONDENCE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT
C/O I.B.A. HOE
1313 DOUCHEBAG LANE
BUMPHUKETT, USA oi812
NOTE: PLEASE ALLOW 4 TO 6 YEARS FOR REPLY
NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR MISDIRECTED MAIL
WE SINCERELY HOPE THAT THIS CLARIFIES ANY MISGUIDED, MISCONSTRUED, MALFEASANT MISCONCEPTIONS ON OUR PART.

[panntastic]

Gbrice, here is the update to your aforementioned contract rules and regulations. Please Be Advised...

PLEASE REFER TO CHAPTER 7, PARAGRAPH 3E, SECTION 4, SUBSECTION 6 ADDENDUM 892, LINE 5, SENTENCE 1, WHICH CLEARLY STATES:
THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART SHALL IN NO WAY BE SUBJECT TO THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART, NOR THIRD PART, WITH EXCEPTIONAY RULE TO SUBSECTION 44A, APPENDAGE 66, PARTS 1 AND 2, WHICH SHALL HOLD ANY AND ALL PARTIES INVOLVED, WHETHER THEY BE AGGREIVED OR NO, WHOLLY AND/OR IN PART, HARMLESS.
THOSE WITH THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY WILLING TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH AFOREMENTIONED THREATS OF FILING COMPLAINT FORM 7794RH, BE SO ADVISED THAT THIS FORM MUST BE FILLED OUT, LEGIBLY, IN ITS ENTIRETY, IN TRIPLICATE, NO FACSIMILIES, AND IN A TIMELY MANNER, PREFERABLY IN 1 HOUR OR LESS, BUT IN NO CASE SHALL SAID FORMS BE ACCEPTED ANY LATER THAN THE SECOND TUESDAY OF THE FOLLOWING WEEK!
IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS FILLING OUT FORM 7794RH, YOU MAY GO TO
"WHERESMYCOMPLAINTFORMSDOTCOM", AND FOLLOW THE EASY TO USE GUIDE "FILLING OUT COMPAINT FORMS FOR DUMMIES", TO ASSIST YOU IN ACCOMPLISHING YOUR TASK.
SEND ALL CORRESPONDENCE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT
C/O I.B.A. HOE
1313 DOUCHEBAG LANE
BUMPHUKETT, USA oi812
NOTE: PLEASE ALLOW 4 TO 6 YEARS FOR REPLY
NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR MISDIRECTED MAIL
WE SINCERELY HOPE THAT THIS CLARIFIES ANY MISGUIDED, MISCONSTRUED, MALFEASANT MISCONCEPTIONS ON OUR PART.

Now only you could post "Bumphukett"

[Lunk1]

WOW...glad i refused to sign the contract

I'm going to have to consult with my attrny (Godfather) before accepting these terms.

[Flagg]

Your such a f****** rasict im sik of your negative posts towards my country as a senior member your not setting a Good example.

Your island is small it has no recourses your people are pale and sickly looking
You should be the one getting banned for hate crimes you rasict f***. As soon as scotland votes yes the better.

I like Australia if its any consolation. Not that im going down this route, but England has an abundance of fresh water as a resource which in years to come WILL be worth more than oil.

[MickeyKnox]

Your such a f****** rasict im sik of your negative posts towards my country as a senior member your not setting a Good example.

Your island is small it has no recourses your people are pale and sickly looking
You should be the one getting banned for hate crimes you rasict f***. As soon as scotland votes yes the better.

Baaahahahahhahaha!! I haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile! Omg that cracked me up good..lol!

Thanks for the teary eyed laugh dude! hahaha

(no disrespect to Marcus of course..i simply pictured the OP screaming that out and i couldn't stop laughing..im still laughing actually..lol)

[marcus300]

Baaahahahahhahaha!! I haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile! Omg that cracked me up good..lol!

Thanks for the teary eyed laugh dude! hahaha

(no disrespect to Marcus of course..i simply pictured the OP screaming that out and i couldn't stop laughing..im still laughing actually..lol)

They have no sense of humour also, maybe that's due the retard gene they all carry

[LGM]

They have no sense of humour also, maybe that's due the retard gene they all carry

I'd bet it's the heat and deadly animals. I mean, who wants to sweat out in the middle of the desert, with nothing to hold but a scorpion or snake?

[MickeyKnox]

I just re read that and cracked up again..lol

Incidentally, has anyone actually been banned here for hate crimes? lol!

(the other reason this is so comical to me is that hate crimes of ANY sorts would NOT be tolerated here)

[-Ender-]

Baaahahahahhahaha!! I haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile! Omg that cracked me up good..lol!

Thanks for the teary eyed laugh dude! hahaha

(no disrespect to Marcus of course..i simply pictured the OP screaming that out and i couldn't stop laughing..im still laughing actually..lol)

They have no sense of humour also, maybe that's due the retard gene they all carry

reported

[AD]

I like Australia if its any consolation. Not that im going down this route, but England has an abundance of fresh water as a resource which in years to come WILL be worth more than oil.

you mean rain?

[panntastic]

you mean rain?

Nah cherry red diesel

[noon]

I don't know you at all but instead of taking all this time to explain that you don't wish to stay. Pack a bag grab a sandwich and try and leave with a spec of grace.

[AD]

Nah cherry red diesel

i love rain. i envy you, living in UK.

[panntastic]

i love rain. i envy you, living in UK.

Great country
It's my home
I mean why would you want to leave a full english breakfast behind for another country